Senior Dress Code
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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05-05-2005 12:31
A flagrant example of Senior Dress Code violation... If anyone knows this lady PLEASE forward this to her...  SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us "Old Folks" (those hovering near 70, are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting, and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. This picture should serve as a warning to us all that despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following fashion combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker 13. Thongs and Depends Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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DNA Prototype
Mad Scientist
Join date: 8 Aug 2004
Posts: 179
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05-05-2005 12:33
I went to Daytona Beach bike week once and saw many examples of this. LMAO
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
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05-05-2005 12:35
This is just another flagrant example of ageism. When are you going to grow up? 
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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05-05-2005 12:36
Nevah !!! 
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Merwan Marker
Booring...
Join date: 28 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,706
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05-05-2005 12:40
From: Lo Jacobs This is just another flagrant example of ageism. When are you going to grow up Have to agree Leck - it's ageism. Hey, bodies wear out, but so long as our hearts are free - who cares? 
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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05-05-2005 12:43
joke Audio pronunciation of "joke" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal.
1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
2. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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05-05-2005 12:44
hu·mor Audio pronunciation of "humor" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hymr)
n.
1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See Synonyms at wit1.
4. One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.
5. Physiology.
1. A body fluid, such as blood, lymph, or bile.
2. Aqueous humor.
3. Vitreous humor.
6. A person's characteristic disposition or temperament: a boy of sullen humor.
7. An often temporary state of mind; a mood: I'm in no humor to argue.
8.
1. A sudden, unanticipated whim. See Synonyms at mood1.
2. Capricious or peculiar behavior.
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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05-05-2005 12:48
 OMG! MOM!
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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05-05-2005 12:48
From: Trinity Serpentine OMG! MOM!
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
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05-05-2005 12:53
I see where that guy is looking!
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Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,307
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05-05-2005 13:33
From: Lecktor Hannibal A flagrant example of Senior Dress Code violation...
If anyone knows this lady PLEASE forward this to her... OMG... too funny Leck! Don't let him talk about you like that Nilla!!!
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Vanillia Tapioca
Second Life Resident
Join date: 26 Nov 2004
Posts: 1,322
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05-05-2005 13:44
uh... Billy he mistook you for a lady.. you better set him straight.. or are you really a woman?? EGADS!
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Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
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05-05-2005 13:53
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
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Red Mars
What?
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 469
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05-05-2005 13:57
From: Lecktor Hannibal A flagrant example of Senior Dress Code violation... If anyone knows this lady PLEASE forward this to her... . Oh god, my EYES MY EYES!! Damn you!!! omg ... that's somebodies grandma /shiver |
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Arbel Vogel
Burstin' w/Fruit Flavor
Join date: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,155
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05-05-2005 14:02
 P.S. Seems that you have been showing pics of cellulite in all the wrong places the past few days. Something on your mind, dearie?
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Caleb Moreau
Original Kewlip!
Join date: 14 Jan 2005
Posts: 278
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05-05-2005 14:35
When that picture fully loaded, I took one glance at it and went, "Oh my holy crap!" Then I scrolled down very, very quickly. But on a positive note, the woman deserves kudos for self-confidence, I guess. o.o;
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
Join date: 8 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,970
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05-05-2005 14:54
You go girl! If you got it, flaunt it.
When I'm that close to death, I'll show whatever I damn well please and won't give a shit who likes it. lol
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Sunshine Clio
Easily Amused
Join date: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 160
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05-05-2005 18:18
From: Lecktor Hannibal A flagrant example of Senior Dress Code violation...
If anyone knows this lady PLEASE forward this to her...
Many of us "Old Folks" (those hovering near 70, are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. No need to forward to her...she got the message. But...but...what do you mean 70? I'm only 28! Sun |
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David Cartier
Registered User
Join date: 8 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,018
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05-05-2005 20:01
Every time I see a young girl with a tatoo I get this scenario in my head. It's the year 2045 at the Smith family reunion.... Mom: You kids go kiss your great aunt Tiffany. Kids: Aw, mom, do we have to? Mom: Get her to laugh, so all her tatoos jiggle.... If you ever need a reason to not get a tatoo, just go to Daytona Beach and take in all the old biker chicks. UGHHH! |
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Beryl Greenacre
Big Scaredy-Baby
Join date: 24 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,312
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05-05-2005 23:12
From: Urusula Zapata I see where that guy is looking! Yeah, it makes you wonder what she's wearing on her upper body under the jacket. It just goes to show, there's no age limit for poor taste.
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Frostie Flora
Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally
Join date: 27 May 2004
Posts: 526
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05-06-2005 00:06
well, I bet that granny's had a few kids, I have two and my legs are reduced to the jelly of backfat, Go granny! X3
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Zuzi Martinez
goth dachshund
Join date: 4 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,860
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05-06-2005 00:15
From: someone You go girl! If you got it, flaunt it. she don't got it. i was going to photoshop some pants on her but it was too much effort. oh well it's inspiration to get back to the gym. everybody has a purpose even if it's just to be an example of what to avoid.
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Apex nightshade
Registered User
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 47
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05-06-2005 13:28
When I lived in an apartment, I use to live next door to this old lady (at least in her 60's or 70's) who constantly wore 2 piece bikini's... and I mean CONSTANTLY.
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
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05-07-2005 13:55
I have been stuck on dial up for 3 days (stupid Comcast). When I opened this thread, and the picture started loading, it was like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
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Jonquille Noir
Lemon Fresh
Join date: 17 Jan 2004
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05-07-2005 14:22
Damn, Lecktor.. How about a warning next time? That was hysterical. A thong and Depends... hah!
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