
A couple of weeks after Adam (
) arrived on earth he began to feel lonely. God asked him what the matter was and Adam replyed that he could use a companion.God asked him, "Would you like a friend?"
"Yes, exactly," replyed Adam.
"Would you like someone who would stick with you through thick and thin?"
"Yes, yes I would," replyed Adam.
"Would you like a companion who would support you and not question everything you do?"
"Precisely that!" exclamed Adam.
"Well," replyed God, "that type of a companion would cost you and arm and a leg."
Adam thought for a momment and said,
"God, what could I get for just a rib?"
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