Custard Customer Won't Return Finger
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Arbel Vogel
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05-06-2005 12:07
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,155690,00.htmlHaha.... If it were me that lost that finger, I wouldn't care about the store, I wouldn't care if the customer sued, I would just want my fucking finger back! I would sue that guy for everything he's worth. Actually, that selfish asshole is worth nothing, after all he did. I would sue him for everything he has. Was he really that selfish? Or just that damn stupid?!
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
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05-06-2005 12:29
I have my lawyer send him a letter stating that if he wants to keep my finger tip, he will also have to take my left foot....right after I break it off in his ass...
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Lo Jacobs
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05-06-2005 12:31
That hospital .... is called Cape Fear Hospital.
Ok, that's just too perfect. *dies laughing*
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Neehai Zapata
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05-06-2005 13:15
From: someone That hospital .... is called Cape Fear Hospital.
Ok, that's just too perfect. *dies laughing* I grew up in Wilmington, NC and was born in Cape Fear Hospital.  If you ever saw the movie Cape Fear, that's the place.
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Chance Abattoir
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05-06-2005 18:34
If someone kept my body part when it could be reattached, I think I would burn their house down.
Seriously.
*Or better yet, cut off that asshole's finger too!
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Foulcault Mechanique
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05-06-2005 18:47
Two words.
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Olympia Rebus
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05-06-2005 20:13
This should be added to the fast food etiquite thread Please return all body parts to the rightful owner...  |
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Teeny Leviathan
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05-06-2005 22:43
Must have been really good custard. It was "finger lickin' good".
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David Cartier
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05-07-2005 22:26
From: Neehai Zapata I grew up in Wilmington, NC and was born in Cape Fear Hospital. If you ever saw the movie Cape Fear, that's the place. Dawson's Creek and Blue Velvet were filmed there too. The old b&w version of Cape Fear was filmed in Slovannah. |
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Garoad Kuroda
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05-10-2005 00:53
Well, I think a definite counter-sue (with one HELL of a stronger case) should be made.
But enough with the serious crap.
Very interesting... I'm glad you pointed this out to me!
Come on people, this thread is just begging for bad puns!
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
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