I'm normally an nice person, but...

I often come to work an extra hour or two early to take care of non-important things. It's a good time to visit the forums because I'm off the clock (not getting paid) and there's no interruptions or distractions.
But there's a fellow named Fred who shows up early too.
I'll be in the middle of typing a post and he starts talking to me about himself and what he did last night blah blah blah blah. I would understand if it was about work... but about how late he was up playing video games!??

I'm normally a nice person...
...but should I hit him over the head with my electric pencil sharpener?

I think a red stapler would work much better...

Hey, if you don't want to hear about me, just tell me so, sheesh. And you look awfully cute today, by the way.

Do unto others as they do unto you.

Tell him about what you did in SL last night.

That is better then an old coworker of mine. It was early in the camming days ('96?) he'd come in with blood shot eyes, hair all frazzled (much like my appearance right now) and start saying "you won't believe what I saw this girl doing on cam last night"....

When I have a deadline and really can't be interrupted I bring my iPod in and my headphones. Even when I'm not playing anything, having the headphones on is generally enough to keep people from approaching me.

For the really presistant, lingering cube weenie - I watch for them to walk my way and then I will pick up my phone and dial, (I call the local weather recording) and then they think that I'm speaking with a customer and just move on along.

For the complete asshat who decides to stand in my cube until I am done with the phone call, I choose the most complicated project I'm working on and talk into the receiver about it and then put my hand over the receiver and tell them that I am on a conference call that might last awhile can I get back to them. Of course, I never do.


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I just steer the conversation toward satanic cults or politics. That will usually keep them away.

Haha that's how I deal with the guys on bicycles with black knit pants, white shirts and polyester ties. I invite them in for a good 'ole fashion goat roping and they usually shift into low gear and pedal furiously away!

Answering the door naked sends them running too.

(Hubby did that to some that were ringing our door bell at 7:30 AM for three Saturdays in a row) .

Asking them if they want to see your Serial Killer Collector Cards disperses them pretty quickly too. I've even used this one on bad dates before I met hubby. The look on their face as they sit across from you and try to eat their dinner, all the while mulling around how they plan to escape with their life is priceless! (Particularly when you point out that cards showing the ones who poisoned their mates were your favorite.)

Muhahahahah


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Rose you are so bad. Dang.. too funny

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if you're a female say something gross like "look, my yeast infection is acting up and I have to find a plunger" or if you are a guy just say "I don't talk to my bitches unless I'm getting paid so show me the money or fuck off"...

So it IS you!

*checks under her desk for hidden cam





I like how you think.

Only if it's a Swingline. The Bostitch stapler isn't really strong enough to hit people in the head with; it might break. Swingline makes a much better stapler, and I ought to know because I have one, even though I don't have the desk by the window anymore. Last time they moved me, I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Bostitch stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

heh heh heh

Yay Office Space!

Damn it feels good to be a gangster hehe

Ok - this is a sick little game but it's funnier than hell, particularly on days when your pissed (that's mad, not drunk - though it could be both).

http://www.doodie.com/whack.php

Or if your into fire and volcanos and stuff: http://www.offtheboss.com/


If your just generally into weird sick shit: http://www.doodie.com/flashmenu.php



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