Off Aim and Pound Puppies.

Off Aim and Pound Puppies.

Recently in another thread the topic of Public restrooms and Mis-Aiming came to the surface.

So, after having worked in fast food and food distribution organizations I can honestly say with experience, that 9 times out of 10 the woman’s bathrooms are Cesspools compared to the men’s room.

I mean seriously, in the movies where do men and women go to hide to have sex?

…”Men's Room!”

Where are they not scared to show in the movies?

….”Men’s Room!”

And OMG if they show a ladies bathroom it’s typically right after they have totally redid it with new stalls and amenities.

So why is that?

Why? Because men are Pound Puppies.

Like a good dog we aim to please.
It’s kind of like a courtesy that we don’t piss all over the stalls cause we would like to think our fellow man would have the same respect.

On the other hand we also like to Piss outside too kind of like a dog again marking our territory.
But Pissing outside is much better as it keeps the bathrooms smelling clean.

Plus Pissing outside in the winter we get to have that moment of Fame in the Snow by writing our names futilely in the snow.

However, Woman..Bleh, how could y’all. I mean that is some seriously disgusting stuff.

When I worked in a Grocery store Id much rather have cleaned up a toilet stopped up with Poop than deal with one stopped up with a Tampax.
I used to have to clean the bathrooms every night. For 6 weeks I always took the Men’s bathroom. My Cohort took the Woman’s. I was always done before he was. Till he figured out I was scamming him to clean so I could clean the Men’s instead.

That’s when I had seen it all. From Tampax clogs to High Heel spike marks on the toilet seat.
Women are scary in that regard and their public bathrooms are filthy.
I mean seriously how can women so anal about cleaning house leave footprints on a Toilet Seat?

Another Case in point. I was at the Grocery store with my son the other day. He had to go Poop. So I took him to the bathroom. It was clean the air freshness were working and all the seats and urinals were pristine.

Well when my son was done I was working on a pain so to speak but this woman came up and asked if she could use the men’s bathroom while I kind of guarded the door for her. Mind you my son had just got done going poop and the bathroom was still just as pristine this woman goes in while I am building the urge to go. I went in there after her and I couldn’t believe my eyes.

On her way out I had asked her if it was cleaner than the woman’s and she said nope it was still filthy. Imagine this my son had just gone in there but it was still clean.
I go in there after her and OMG it looked like a toilet roll had blown up. Paper all over the floor. Foot prints on the seat. Piss sprinkles on the floor all around the bowl. I had to clean the stall up just so I could sit down for a good Poop.

So I’m sure I’m not the only one but anyone else got some horror stories???

Shadow

*Hands Shad a Midol*

I haven't spent alot of time in men's washroom, so I can't really compare, but I agree that women's washrooms are often disgusting, and it's always those girls who feel they have to stand on the seat/take other bizarre position to avoid contact who spray pee everywhere and make it impossible for those without such hang-ups to sit down. Bleah. The only solution I see is to install Japanese style toilets that avoid the contact issue altogether.

My first job was in a restaurant that required cleaning of the bathrooms at the end of the night. The woman's bathroom was ALWAYS a disaster area. Toilet paper everywhere, liquids of all kinds on the floors, crap all ovr the counters. I swear I think they put on blindfolds and just run around with a baseball bat.

And for all the men who have taken to acting like big fat sissies in the bathroom by lining everything with toilet paper, I kindly ask you to go use women's room.

My bathroom cleaning experience was, unfortunately, when I was a bartender....

Men (in bars), piss everywhere...take a dump and rarely flush (seeking a "Wow" reaction from a later visitor, I'd guess), and tend to break anything that is not nailed down.

All this is fine, because...

Women (in bars), piss everywhere...clog the toilet with a pound and a half of toilet paper (or worse), then continue to use said toilet (now unflushable...and full of goodness). They do not break stuff, but I cleaned 1000 times more vomit (which would come in a multitude of fruity flavors) in the girls bathroom than the guys. And their puking aim always was a foot to the right of the toilet.

And no one has nastier vomit than some chick who has pounded (3) Apple Martini's, ( shots of Jaeger Meister, (2) White Russians, and topped it all off with an order of Wings and Cheese Stix. Sure, guys eat and drink even worse stuff...but they tend to ralph a lot less.....

Oh well I just thought it was funny the other day when I read that some women were complaining about the bathrooms.

I also thought it invariably ironic that women claim to be so much more intelegent than men. But, for the life of me I can't understand why they cant culmulatively keep a public restroom clean.

Go Figure.

Also Trinity Midol only works on PMS and thats only found in women. Men Suffer from Dwwsbs and to date there is no cure for it thus a infernal punshiment from a higher power.


Shadow.