A really bad Email lol but funny.

Ok I just got this in an email, and thought to share it.

This is not ment to convey my personal opinion and not ment as offensive toward anyone. Just a funny read.

> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down! We always hear
> "the rules" from the female side.
> Now here are the rules from the male side.
> These are our rules!
>
> Please note... These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
>
>
> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
> down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
> about you leaving it down.
>
> 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
> tides. Let it be.
>
> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
> that way.
>
> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>
> 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
> not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
> it!
>
> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
> question.
>
> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
> what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
>
> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
> fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
>
> 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
> to act like soap opera guys.
>
> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
>
> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
>
> 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
> done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
> yourself.
>
> 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> commercials.
>
> 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
>
> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
> for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
> no idea what mauve is.
>
> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
>
> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
> nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
> hassle.
>
> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
> you don't want to hear.
>
> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
> fine...
> Really.
>
> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
> discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
> trucks.
>
> 1. You have enough clothes.
>
> 1. You have too many shoes.
>
> 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
>
> 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
> couch
> tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
> camping.
>
>
>
> Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
> Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!

My, my, my......

You guys sure do have a lot to learn!


-TK

Tracey-thats why all the entries were marked #1-easy for them to follow along with just the one number for them to worry about ...after 2 you lose most, after 3..forget it visions of "monster trucks" are all they see...sheesh.......no wonder my stock in "magic wand" <trademark> went up