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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-19-2004 06:13
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
(yeah, its old but it's funneh)
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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10-19-2004 06:17
So true  If only they taught us ass kissing in college instead of all this boring math... |
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
Join date: 8 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,970
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10-19-2004 08:12
Wow, blowjobs are only 97%.
All this time I should have been asskissing insteads of giving out blowjobs. Live and learn I guess.
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Marker Dinova
I eat yellow paperclips.
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 608
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10-19-2004 08:27
From: Neehai Zapata Wow, blowjobs are only 97%.
All this time I should have been asskissing insteads of giving out blowjobs. Live and learn I guess. Oh, I wouldn't mind a little 97% myself 
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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10-19-2004 09:44
Too Funny! I'm going to be spending the next three days at a "business" meeting where we will be constantly pounded to "give 110%". I'll keep my sanity by thinking about this post and coming up with words that = 110%. I'm a little bored with playing corporate buzz word bingo anyway. Thanks Kris.
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Camille Serpentine
Eater of the Dead
Join date: 6 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,236
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10-19-2004 09:56
From: Kris Ritter From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
SL Escorts 19 + 12 + 5 + 19 + 3 + 15 + 20 + 19 = 112 Prostitution 16 + 18 + 15 + 19 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 20 + 9 + 15 + 14 = 196 Building 2 + 21 + 9 + 12 + 4 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 78 Scripting 19 + 3 + 18 + 9 + 16 + 20 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 115 Chatting 3 + 8 + 1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 82 Clothing 3 + 12 + 15 + 20 + 8 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 88 So from this we can see that Chatting, Building and Clothing really don't give 100% but SL Escorts, Prostitution and Scripting are way overworked! |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-19-2004 10:29
From: Camille Serpentine SL Escorts 19 + 12 + 5 + 19 + 3 + 15 + 20 + 19 = 112 Prostitution 16 + 18 + 15 + 19 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 20 + 9 + 15 + 14 = 196 Building 2 + 21 + 9 + 12 + 4 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 78 Scripting 19 + 3 + 18 + 9 + 16 + 20 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 115 Chatting 3 + 8 + 1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 82 Clothing 3 + 12 + 15 + 20 + 8 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 88 So from this we can see that Chatting, Building and Clothing really don't give 100% but SL Escorts, Prostitution and Scripting are way overworked! LOL! Okies. I know what my next SL career move is. Do ya think it's ok to advertise for a pimp in the Employment Opportunities forum? |
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Camille Serpentine
Eater of the Dead
Join date: 6 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,236
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10-19-2004 14:22
From: Kris Ritter LOL!
Okies. I know what my next SL career move is. Do ya think it's ok to advertise for a pimp in the Employment Opportunities forum? PIMP 16 + 9 + 13 + 16 = 54 So they do about 25% of the work of a prostitute! |
