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SL terms of service translated

Essence Lumin
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Join date: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 806
05-29-2004 17:26
I just ran into a web site called the Pornolyzer. Here are the Second Life terms of service from the pornolyzer.
James Miller
Village Idiot
Join date: 9 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,500
05-29-2004 17:50
ROFL!

My favorite...

Governance
Wherever possible, Second "Ass-stitcher" Life will become self-fucked. For now, Linden staff will be the asslicking primary 'judge and jury' and will review any reports of harassment or violations of local standards.
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George W. Bush hates America.
Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 2,779
05-30-2004 18:08
http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=forums.secondlife.com

Take a look at the names on the bottom. :D
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Touche.
Kate Hanks
AFK Queen
Join date: 17 Oct 2003
Posts: 337
05-31-2004 17:03
Ooooh, Kate "The-Champ" Hanks!! Sweet. :p
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Bhodi Silverman
Jaron Lanier Groupie
Join date: 9 Sep 2003
Posts: 608
05-31-2004 20:20
Oh! Bhodi "Fuck me for a Buck" Silverman

How DID they know?
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VERTU is it's own reward!

http://www.vertuous.org
Eddie Escher
Builder of things...
Join date: 11 Jul 2003
Posts: 461
06-02-2004 05:50
LMAO! Thanks for making me look stupid at work from giggling like a kid, Essence! :D
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Eddie Escher
...apparently 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population here...

Eddie Escher Gadgets & Skins: Hotei and Seacliff
Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,372
06-02-2004 07:59
HAHAHA! That is hillarious! :D

Oh, and my name was: Pendari "Pöcshuszár" Lorentz

err, anyone know what a "Pöcshuszár" is? :confused:
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*hugs everyone*
Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
Mine Sucks
06-02-2004 10:17
Trinity "Pernahajder Campbell" Serpentine
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From: someone
Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast.
- The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
Cubey Terra
Aircraft Builder
Join date: 6 Sep 2003
Posts: 1,725
06-02-2004 10:38
Oops. Definitely not work-safe.

Doh.

The IT guys will be sending my supervisor a note for sure now. :eek:
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C U B E Y · T E R R A
planes · helicopters · blimps · balloons · skydiving · submarines
Available at Abbotts Aerodrome and XstreetSL.com

Nick Fairlight
Humanoid Typhoon
Join date: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 494
06-02-2004 13:07
Mine is...

Nick "Züllött Farokverõ" Fairlight

...whatever that is.
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I tried to find a topic, but I kept getting distracted by that slightly offensive photo of Arnold.

-Jeska Linden
Ananda Sandgrain
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Join date: 16 May 2003
Posts: 1,951
06-02-2004 13:18
Hah, it regenerates each time.

So far I've been "Mount", "Bitch", "Cocksucker", and "Long-Finger".

Funny, I think I like being a "Bitch" the best. :D
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
06-03-2004 20:22
by Siggy "Bitch" Fucks

And I thought I was being discrete!

Siggy.
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The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals.

From: Jesse Linden
I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Julian Fate
80's Pop Star
Join date: 19 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,020
06-14-2004 11:26
The "Harassment" section is almost unbearably funny. Ok, that was not something to view at work. I felt like a Roman centurion from The Life of Brian.