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Neehai Zapata

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06-14-2004 04:57

Greetings from Senegal! Or as the Senegalese would say, Bonjour, blah blah blah blah.

My two week trek to Africa has turned into a month and a half.

I finally made it out of Nigeria despite the labor strike. I made it very clear that if any rioting started in my neighborhood I would put on my heels and kick somebody's ass! You just need to know how to communicate with people.

Nigerian government is a shambles. I am giving serious consideration to running for the President of Nigeria. I think my chances are good. My only concern is becoming president of the 6th largest oil producing country in the world. A year into my presidency my people may need to be liberated by a capitalist nation that shall remain nameless.

Nigerian men are HOT HOT HOT! I swear there is so much eye candy there. I almost walked around the entire time sporting wood. I can't even put into words how excited I got when it was "bathing time" at the beach. Dozens of strapping men ripping off their clothes and running into the surf? Well, when in Rome!

Everyone in Senegal speaks French except me. I have no logical reason to dislike the french, I simply do. As such, I could give a shit about their language. Seriously, who the hell came up with a language where 17 letters strung together are pronounced "uhhh". That's just stupid and I will have no part of it.

They all assume I am fron England. So last night was the big night for Euro 2004. England vs. France.

I watched in the hotel bar because there is a huge screen there and who doesn't like watching guys run around in shorts and slap each other on the ass?

In the end France won and all the french people began taunting me. They assumed I gave a shit about their stupid game.

When France manages to win the World Series, give me a call. Until then, go make some more cheese.

By the way, Senegalese men are hot too but in a completely different way. Sadly, they are all Muslim. I am on a mission to uncover some repressed homosexual Senegalese. I know they are here and they probably work at my hotel!

Neehai Zapata

Teeny Leviathan

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Re: Out of Africa? Not yet!

06-14-2004 13:00

From: someone

Originally posted by Neehai Zapata
By the way, Senegalese men are hot too but in a completely different way. Sadly, they are all Muslim. I am on a mission to uncover some repressed homosexual Senegalese. I know they are here and they probably work at my hotel!

Neehai Zapata

WHOA THERE! I really hope you have protection. You really don't wanna bring back any surprise souvenir STDs.

Daemioth Sklar

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06-14-2004 13:05

And dude... I was so more interested in the historical/social stuff rather than the stories about what you get a boner off of

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Cybin Monde

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personally..

06-14-2004 18:05

i just got a kick out of the biting humor, it reminded me of Lewis Black. funny stuff, Neehai!

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Out of Africa? Not yet!
Neehai Zapata Unofficial Parent Join date: 8 Apr 2004 Posts: 1,970	06-14-2004 04:57 Greetings from Senegal! Or as the Senegalese would say, Bonjour, blah blah blah blah. My two week trek to Africa has turned into a month and a half. I finally made it out of Nigeria despite the labor strike. I made it very clear that if any rioting started in my neighborhood I would put on my heels and kick somebody's ass! You just need to know how to communicate with people. Nigerian government is a shambles. I am giving serious consideration to running for the President of Nigeria. I think my chances are good. My only concern is becoming president of the 6th largest oil producing country in the world. A year into my presidency my people may need to be liberated by a capitalist nation that shall remain nameless. Nigerian men are HOT HOT HOT! I swear there is so much eye candy there. I almost walked around the entire time sporting wood. I can't even put into words how excited I got when it was "bathing time" at the beach. Dozens of strapping men ripping off their clothes and running into the surf? Well, when in Rome! Everyone in Senegal speaks French except me. I have no logical reason to dislike the french, I simply do. As such, I could give a shit about their language. Seriously, who the hell came up with a language where 17 letters strung together are pronounced "uhhh". That's just stupid and I will have no part of it. They all assume I am fron England. So last night was the big night for Euro 2004. England vs. France. I watched in the hotel bar because there is a huge screen there and who doesn't like watching guys run around in shorts and slap each other on the ass? In the end France won and all the french people began taunting me. They assumed I gave a shit about their stupid game. When France manages to win the World Series, give me a call. Until then, go make some more cheese. By the way, Senegalese men are hot too but in a completely different way. Sadly, they are all Muslim. I am on a mission to uncover some repressed homosexual Senegalese. I know they are here and they probably work at my hotel! Neehai Zapata
Teeny Leviathan Never started World War 3 Join date: 20 May 2003 Posts: 2,716	Re: Out of Africa? Not yet! 06-14-2004 13:00 From: someone Originally posted by Neehai Zapata By the way, Senegalese men are hot too but in a completely different way. Sadly, they are all Muslim. I am on a mission to uncover some repressed homosexual Senegalese. I know they are here and they probably work at my hotel! Neehai Zapata WHOA THERE! I really hope you have protection. You really don't wanna bring back any surprise souvenir STDs.
Daemioth Sklar Lifetime Member Join date: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 944	06-14-2004 13:05 And dude... I was so more interested in the historical/social stuff rather than the stories about what you get a boner off of _____________________
Cybin Monde Resident Moderator (?) Join date: 27 Jan 2004 Posts: 2,468	personally.. 06-14-2004 18:05 i just got a kick out of the biting humor, it reminded me of Lewis Black. funny stuff, Neehai! _____________________ "We, as developers, are doing the easy part – building the scaffolding for a new world. You, as the engines of creation, must breathe life into it." - Philip Linden "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be." - Willy Wonka (circa 1971) SecondSpace (http://groups.myspace.com/secondspace) : MySpace group for SLers.

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