Poem

This was a poem I entered in Oda's poetry contest. I also entered it in a "New Age Poetry Spoof" contest, and won This is my protest (of a sort) against modern poetry; it's meant to stink, and also meant to be funny

On a knoll a lolipop sat,
And then came a candle.
I am the lolipop,
Said Lolipop,
I am juciy and round and yummy,
But someone needs to finish me,
Suck me, for I am the lolipop.

I am the candle,
Said Candle.
I am hot and waxy,
But someone needs to contain me,
Blow me, for I am the candle.

Then came hamburger.
I am the hamburger,
Said Hamburger.

I am candle and this is lolipop
Said Candle.

I am lolipop and this is candle
Said Lolipop.

Eat me, for I am the hamburger.

And then they all disapeared,
And there was nothing save a barren wasteland,

For such is life.

That was profound Darwin

Shakespeare hath rolled over in his grave....