Post your aweful puns here!
Ok, so a newspaper was having a pun contest. This guy sent in 10 puns, hoping one would get selected, but no-pun-in-ten-did.
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Darwin Appleby
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10-28-2003 19:36
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Touche.
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Loki Pico
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10-28-2003 20:21
Gravity Sucks.
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Darwin Appleby
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10-28-2003 20:22
I don't get it...
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Touche.
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Loki Pico
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10-28-2003 20:43
Okay, fair enough, its not a pun. But you did say bad. Hows this?
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Devlin Gallant
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10-29-2003 00:01
When I was a supervisor in the AF, one of the women working for me was trying to get time off to take her dog to the vet. She asked me, "Haven't you ever had a pet spayed before?"
I couldn't resist. I told her, "No. But I did have a pet shovel once." _____________________
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Eggy Lippmann
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10-29-2003 03:16
Recursion (noun): See Recursion.
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Devlin Gallant
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10-29-2003 05:23
BTW Darwin, that should have been "awfull' puns, as in really bad. "Aweful" on the other hand means full of awe.
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Sinclair Valen
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10-29-2003 18:48
Maintaining the spirit of the holiday...
Instead of a pumpkin, carve a Jack-O-Lantern out of a hot dog... and have a Happy Hollow Weenie. =SV _____________________
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Eddie Escher
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10-30-2003 04:51
Sorry, I'm still stuck on Eggy's post.
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Trinity Serpentine
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10-30-2003 07:28
They asked why I was moving to France, so I told them I had nothing Toulouse. *ducks*
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Ananda Sandgrain
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10-30-2003 08:10
I was in a restaurant with my grandfather, and the waiter came over and said,
"You finish?" Grandpa replied, "No, I'm Danish." |
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Maerl Underthorn
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10-30-2003 11:46
Oh no! My karma has just run over my dogma!
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Kats Kothari
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10-30-2003 13:39
I actually used this one unintentionally during the Family Guy Trivia event (I was explaining how the evil monkey became evil):
The evil monkey became evil after his monkey wife cheated on him. He caught his wife monkeying around behind his back. Sorry for exposing all of you to this!  _____________________
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Garoad Kuroda
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10-31-2003 02:26
With an orangutan, or another monkey?
These things make a difference! Details...details... Oh yeah... Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!" or A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge." Man that's so dorky... |
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Sinclair Valen
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11-03-2003 21:59
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like an banana.
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Eddie Escher
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11-04-2003 08:25
haha, great atom jokes GK! I'll remember those for the next time I see my uni-scientist firends!
Are these posts getting more un-Punny? (er...) I can't think of any more puns, so I'll just use my stock wisecrack number 37... "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy" |
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Oneironaut Escher
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11-04-2003 21:48
Police arrested a man for stealing coffee, but when the evidence turned up missing, they had to release him due to insufficient grounds.
And the best, shortest joke ever: Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted.  |