LOL! Women Jailed For Testicle Attack!
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Willow Zander
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02-10-2005 06:18
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
In a statement read to the court, Mr Jones said: "Amanda attacked me in an unprovoked manner and the attack has ruined my life."
Story from BBC NEWS:OMG! How SWEET!, I think the funniest bit is she TRIED to swallow it and her friend handed it back afte she spat it out!!! My office mate is sat here going "but HOW, I mean I know they are soft, but HOW?", poor lass is a wee bit disturbed 
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David Valentino
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02-10-2005 06:51
She should have gotten the death sentence! 
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Zuzi Martinez
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02-10-2005 06:52
i'ma be all careful around testicles from now on. i know they're fragile but this is ridiculous. she didn't even use her teeth. |
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Lecktor Hannibal
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02-10-2005 06:57
Ban Lee press on nails now !!!
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Rose Karuna
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02-10-2005 07:02
What do you really have when your holding a big, round, green prim? Perfect control of the Jolly Green Giant. 
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Paolo Portocarrero
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02-10-2005 08:45
From: David Valentino She should have gotten the death sentence! A-men! I don't know about you, but my autonomic responses kick in any time someone gets close to my jewels. Didn't he try to fight her off??? |
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Willow Zander
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02-10-2005 08:48
From: Paolo Portocarrero A-men! I don't know about you, but my autonomic responses kick in any time someone gets close to my jewels. Didn't he try to fight her off??? Apparently it all happened too fast, she pulled his shorts down and YANK, split, ooze 
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Paolo Portocarrero
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02-10-2005 08:50
From: Willow Zander Apparently it all happened too fast, she pulled his shorts down and YANK, split, ooze Ewwwww. I'm gonna have that achy feeling in my groin all day, now. Thank you for that, Willow! |
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Willow Zander
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02-10-2005 08:51
yvw bro 
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David Valentino
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02-10-2005 08:52
From: Willow Zander Apparently it all happened too fast, she pulled his shorts down and YANK, split, ooze Well..I usually have a good reaction time on blocking any blows headed that direction. Comes from years of my son inadvertantly kicking, head butting, punching, stepping, jumping and throwing things right at my crotch. Perhaps when she yanked down his shorts, he thought she was gonna do something else. I'm mean, I'm sure no one expected such a sickening, hideous, violent, deranged, and not very nice thing to happen. She clearly had issues. 
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Urusula Zapata
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02-10-2005 08:53
At least he got it back.
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Willow Zander
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02-10-2005 08:54
only after she tried to 'hide' it in her mouth! I can picture her now talking to teh police with hamster cheeks, muffled words 'no, i didn't do it officer' before a testicle slips out and plops on their hobnails
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02-10-2005 09:11
Several new sites recently posted an audio clip of this act in progress! It gives me the chills.
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Ewan Took
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02-10-2005 09:13
suppose it was like fleshy pickled onion!
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onionpencil Musashi
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02-10-2005 09:42
hey now!
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Siggy Romulus
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02-10-2005 11:31
The next day at the office when asked how the party was, the young lady in question allegedly said:
"Great, I had a ball"
News at 11.
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Teeny Leviathan
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02-10-2005 17:38
The other side of the story: The victim had been acting erratically most of the evening. At one point, a fellow partygoer uttered the following remark... "The man's nuts! Grab em!"
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Charlotte Gillespie
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02-10-2005 17:45
My ex was from the same town as this lot. I can imagine it happening on the INSULAR PENINSULAR
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Olympia Rebus
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02-10-2005 19:57
From: someone A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
"That's yours"? Like he needed any clarification? |
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Rose Karuna
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02-11-2005 06:20
From: Olympia Rebus "That's yours"? Like he needed any clarification? LOL - I saw that too. Sometimes the British are so understated. Reminds me of the Monty Python movie the meaning of life where this guy wakes up and discovers that a tiger has run off with his leg. The discovery and summation of the incident are all done so matter of factly.
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02-11-2005 12:28
Couldn't swallow ay? Maybe that was the problem in the first place! |
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Zuzi Martinez
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02-11-2005 15:02
just watched a human dissection of the male and female reproductive systems. i've never seen so many men flinching and wincing hehe. then they chopped out the woman's organs and sliced open her uterus. testicles are alot bigger than you'd think once they get them out of their little sack. i don't think anyone could swallow one without chewing it up first. |
