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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 884
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10-28-2004 12:43
Ananova:
Man superglued condom to penis
A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.
Mr. X, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.
The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as X in the paper, already has five children.
He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.
After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.
A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."
(Hmm...remove it IN the end, or ON the end?)
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Neehai Zapata
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10-28-2004 12:57
Um...personal attacks aren't allowed in these forums!
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
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10-28-2004 13:06
Edited to protect your sensitivities. Ms. Lind...um Zapata.
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Nolan Nash
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Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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10-28-2004 13:33
What is it with Romanian men and these penis foibles?
I know Darko posted this a while back but it still blows my mind, especially in light of the superglue story above.
BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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Teeny Leviathan
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Join date: 20 May 2003
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10-28-2004 15:45
Its a miracle that some people even know a penis is used for something other than urinating.
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Zuzi Martinez
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Join date: 4 Sep 2004
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10-28-2004 20:00
the first guy can't use the excuse that he didn't know it would stick. the condom was too big and he used the glue on purpose to stick it. plus hey, it's glue. sticky stuff. i can just see it filling up like a water balloon cause he didn't think to cut the end off to pee.
the second guy, wow. i want to know 2 things.... if he was able to mistake it for a chicken neck do ya think he'll even miss it much? and, how big was it that he didn't grab it and think "wait a sec...a couple inches further up this chicken's neck attaches to my crotch. huh."
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