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Rose Karuna

Lizard Doctor

Join date: 5 Jun 2004

Posts: 3,772

02-17-2005 12:32

Check out this site - it's better than the National Inquirer

http://www.uncoveror.com/

Some of the better headlines:

CULT TO SACRIFICE VIRGINS AT MT. ST. HELENS

RUMSFELD AND WOLFOWITZ ARE VAMPIRES, W KETCHUP CONTAINS BLOOD
(Actually , I kind of believe that one)

PRESIDENT BUSH DROPS FIRST DOG BARNEY
(This one even has a picture of poor Barney laying on the ground all discombobulated and Bush standing over him shouting "Bring me a Cat"

BAD NEWS FOR VEGETARIANS: PLANTS FEEL PAIN

Good news for vegetarians: Meat that Grows on trees

WHAT THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT MOPS

DISAPPEARING MONEY: MATHEMATICAL CONUNDRUM OR NEW SCAM?
(Now I know why I'm always short - AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT, it's a banking/government conspiracy).

HOW TO DISABLE THE V-CHIP AND PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY
(BTW - Only use tin, Aluminum foil is no substitute!)

OSAMA BIN LADEN MAY ATTACK FROM SPACE
(Watch for this headline in the main stream news as Bush gets closer to realizing that his Social Security reforms won't be passed).

CHUCK E. CHEESE HOOKS KIDS ON GAMBLING
(I never did trust that little mousey bastard)

TV GOLF CURES INSOMNIA
(Works for me.)

FED UP WITH HURRICANES, MIAMI DOLPHINS MOVING TO WICHITA
(Yeah, so...?)

COMING SOON TO SCHOOL CAFETERIAS: PURINA PEOPLE CHOW
(Now I've been waiting for this, something that I can eat that is politically correct)

Check it out, but put on your TIN hat first.

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Chip Midnight

ate my baby!

Join date: 1 May 2003

Posts: 10,231

02-17-2005 12:53

Rose you shouldn't post stuff like this when I'm trying to hit a deadline! hehehe. I think my favorite is the baseball hat on mars

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Lecktor Hannibal

YOUR MOM

Join date: 1 Jul 2004

Posts: 6,734

02-17-2005 12:58

This is great !! On another note; scientists now base claim of life on Mars to evidence of flatulence.

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From: Khamon Fate

Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

Bikers have more fun than people !

Darko Cellardoor

Cannabinoid Addict

Join date: 10 Nov 2003

Posts: 1,307

02-17-2005 13:46

Haha. Brilliant Stuff. I love "El Chupacabra Pup Loose in Mass!"

Torley Linden

Enlightenment!

Join date: 15 Sep 2004

Posts: 16,530

02-17-2005 14:16

Hahaha... too funny.

But to be fair, The National Enquirer gets cited unfairly for "wacko tales" when it's actually been quite accurate with its leading stories throughout the year. It has stuck to human interest stories relevant to the pulse of America, and I was a dedicated reader for over a decade. They nailed things right on the OJ Simpson case.

A more apt tabloid to name would be Weekly World News -- now that's got competition!

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What The Government Doesn't Want You To Know About Mops
Rose Karuna Lizard Doctor Join date: 5 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,772	02-17-2005 12:32 Check out this site - it's better than the National Inquirer http://www.uncoveror.com/ Some of the better headlines: CULT TO SACRIFICE VIRGINS AT MT. ST. HELENS RUMSFELD AND WOLFOWITZ ARE VAMPIRES, W KETCHUP CONTAINS BLOOD (Actually , I kind of believe that one) PRESIDENT BUSH DROPS FIRST DOG BARNEY (This one even has a picture of poor Barney laying on the ground all discombobulated and Bush standing over him shouting "Bring me a Cat" BAD NEWS FOR VEGETARIANS: PLANTS FEEL PAIN Good news for vegetarians: Meat that Grows on trees WHAT THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT MOPS DISAPPEARING MONEY: MATHEMATICAL CONUNDRUM OR NEW SCAM? (Now I know why I'm always short - AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT, it's a banking/government conspiracy). HOW TO DISABLE THE V-CHIP AND PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY (BTW - Only use tin, Aluminum foil is no substitute!) OSAMA BIN LADEN MAY ATTACK FROM SPACE (Watch for this headline in the main stream news as Bush gets closer to realizing that his Social Security reforms won't be passed). CHUCK E. CHEESE HOOKS KIDS ON GAMBLING (I never did trust that little mousey bastard) TV GOLF CURES INSOMNIA (Works for me.) FED UP WITH HURRICANES, MIAMI DOLPHINS MOVING TO WICHITA (Yeah, so...?) COMING SOON TO SCHOOL CAFETERIAS: PURINA PEOPLE CHOW (Now I've been waiting for this, something that I can eat that is politically correct) Check it out, but put on your TIN hat first. _____________________ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
Chip Midnight ate my baby! Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 10,231	02-17-2005 12:53 Rose you shouldn't post stuff like this when I'm trying to hit a deadline! hehehe. I think my favorite is the baseball hat on mars _____________________ My other hobby: www.live365.com/stations/chip_midnight
Lecktor Hannibal YOUR MOM Join date: 1 Jul 2004 Posts: 6,734	02-17-2005 12:58 This is great !! On another note; scientists now base claim of life on Mars to evidence of flatulence. _____________________ YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
Darko Cellardoor Cannabinoid Addict Join date: 10 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,307	02-17-2005 13:46 Haha. Brilliant Stuff. I love "El Chupacabra Pup Loose in Mass!"
Torley Linden Enlightenment! Join date: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 16,530	02-17-2005 14:16 Hahaha... too funny. But to be fair, The National Enquirer gets cited unfairly for "wacko tales" when it's actually been quite accurate with its leading stories throughout the year. It has stuck to human interest stories relevant to the pulse of America, and I was a dedicated reader for over a decade. They nailed things right on the OJ Simpson case. A more apt tabloid to name would be Weekly World News -- now that's got competition! _____________________

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