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Siggy Romulus

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Join date: 22 Sep 2003

Posts: 5,711

01-13-2005 03:43

I know people want an explanation as to everything thats gone on recently...

You see.. I am not really Siggy Romulus! Siggy and Philip swapped places several months ago... as incredible as it may sound..

(curtains open in the background - Band members position themselves)

You see - it's a long and convoluted story.... but it goes something like this..

(To the tune of King of Spain by Moxie Fruvous)

Once I ran Linden Lab, Now I'm an asshat all the time
Oh, I remember my queue of I.M.'s, Now I make toilets that fly.
I'm telling I once ran Linden Lab, Now I waste my time online..
Now I'm sitting in Taber with Jai and Pituca...

(shout) 1....2....3.....4!

Authority - oh man it looked good on me!
Watching the residents bow and scrape, or interviews on the T.V.
I'd sit and play bingo, get IMs from Cristiano...
Telling my jokes at the town hall meetings
telling them twice....and telling them slow.

Once I ran Linden Lab, Now I'm an asshat all the time...
The Governors Mansion, that was my home - Now I make toilets that fly.
I'm telling you Siggy now runs Linden Lab - It makes the baby jesus cry.
And people now ask me for hottubs and sex balls...
... Once he was the C.E.O.

Siggy couldn't wait - to schedule his first update, the people say:
Oh Philip you such a genius!
We've got double the prims, and you axed the neg rates!

It's Laissez-faire, oh Sig doesn't give a care
He just added routines for the scripters,
and gave you 3 different prims to make hootchie hair.

Once I ran Linden Lab, now I make toilets that fly.
Hey Phoenix, you're problems are only just starting!.... Now I'm asshat all the time.
I'm telling you Siggy now runs Linden Lab, It makes the baby jesus cry.
Now I'm jumping on avatars heads and then farting....
But once he was the C.E.O.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the Hanibal Lecktor Tribal drums....
(Instrumental)

(Spoken)
Now some of you may be wondering how I came to be Second Lifes premier asshat, after being THE man at Linden Lab... Should I tell them guys?
(Oh tell them Phil!)

You see late one night - after scheduling an update
I kicked everyone out of Second life, and down at Ahern I did wait...
Sig arrived - at the appointed time, when the moon was lighting the pitch
We boxed up our avs from our inventory, pos rated, then we made a switch!
(GASP!)

Prince and Pauper, Junior and Whopper...
Darko saying 'U CRAZY FOCKER!'
If you can accept the notion, we both got a massive promotion!
So before you flame, remember 'it's just a game!'
Remember: Hootchie hair is Lagtastic!
THE NEW CEO IS A SPASTIC!

Once I ran Linden Lab, now I make toilets that fly..
Improving Second Life, that was my duty - now I'm writing posts that rhyme
I'm telling you Siggy now runs Linden Lab - it makes the baby jesus cry
While Surreal and Ferran are spanking my booty.

Once he was the C.E.O.

(Do I *REALLY* have to put [Humor] quotes around this?)

Siggy

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Torley Linden

Enlightenment!

Join date: 15 Sep 2004

Posts: 16,530

01-13-2005 03:47

HAHAHA Siggy. Now, you know, I'm gonna have to listen to the original to figure out what cadence the words are sung to.

This reminds me of the SNL episode where there was a "Prince and Pauper" switch between Donald Trump and a janitor.

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Huns Valen

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Join date: 3 May 2003

Posts: 2,749

01-13-2005 04:03

tbqh I didn't read all that but King of Spain is a great song and I'm going to order that CD probably

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Unhygienix Gullwing

I banged Pandastrong

Join date: 26 Jun 2004

Posts: 728

01-13-2005 04:06

"......and I'm never ever sick at sea."

"What, never?"

"No never!"

"What, NEVER?"

"err......hardly everrrrrrrrrr!"

"And he's hardly ever sick at seeeeeeeaaaa!"

Inez Angelus

Elephant Rider

Join date: 11 Nov 2004

Posts: 129

01-13-2005 06:04

Brilliant. *stands, applauds*

Malachi Petunia

Gentle Miscreant

Join date: 21 Sep 2003

Posts: 3,414

01-13-2005 06:29

If Siggy were once the CEO of Linden Lab, the first gesture would have involved flatulence. Q.E.D.

Jonquille Noir

Lemon Fresh

Join date: 17 Jan 2004

Posts: 4,025

01-13-2005 11:46

I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day now...

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katykiwi Moonflower

Esquirette

Join date: 5 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,489

01-13-2005 11:55

From: Siggy Romulus

You see late one night - after scheduling an update
I kicked everyone out of Second life, and down at Ahern I did wait...
Sig arrived - at the appointed time, when the moon was lighting the pitch
We boxed up our avs from our inventory, pos rated, then we made a switch!

Didn't Tom Hanks star in a movie about this?

Lo Jacobs

Awesome Possum

Join date: 28 May 2004

Posts: 2,734

01-13-2005 11:56

Hahah that song's great. *dances a jig*

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FlipperPA Peregrine

Magically Delicious!

Join date: 14 Nov 2003

Posts: 3,703

01-13-2005 12:57

hahahahaha, awesome work, as ever, Siggy. I mean Philip.

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Siggy Romulus

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Join date: 22 Sep 2003

Posts: 5,711

01-13-2005 16:23

From: FlipperPA Peregrine

hahahahaha, awesome work, as ever, Siggy. I mean Philip.

Why thank you Char..... ahm... I mean Flipper!

Siggy.

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From: Jesse Linden

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The jig is up! - The truth at long last! -once I was the CEO!
Siggy Romulus DILLIGAF Join date: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 5,711	01-13-2005 03:43 I know people want an explanation as to everything thats gone on recently... You see.. I am not really Siggy Romulus! Siggy and Philip swapped places several months ago... as incredible as it may sound.. (curtains open in the background - Band members position themselves) You see - it's a long and convoluted story.... but it goes something like this.. (To the tune of King of Spain by Moxie Fruvous) Once I ran Linden Lab, Now I'm an asshat all the time Oh, I remember my queue of I.M.'s, Now I make toilets that fly. I'm telling I once ran Linden Lab, Now I waste my time online.. Now I'm sitting in Taber with Jai and Pituca... (shout) 1....2....3.....4! Authority - oh man it looked good on me! Watching the residents bow and scrape, or interviews on the T.V. I'd sit and play bingo, get IMs from Cristiano... Telling my jokes at the town hall meetings telling them twice....and telling them slow. Once I ran Linden Lab, Now I'm an asshat all the time... The Governors Mansion, that was my home - Now I make toilets that fly. I'm telling you Siggy now runs Linden Lab - It makes the baby jesus cry. And people now ask me for hottubs and sex balls... ... Once he was the C.E.O. Siggy couldn't wait - to schedule his first update, the people say: Oh Philip you such a genius! We've got double the prims, and you axed the neg rates! It's Laissez-faire, oh Sig doesn't give a care He just added routines for the scripters, and gave you 3 different prims to make hootchie hair. Once I ran Linden Lab, now I make toilets that fly. Hey Phoenix, you're problems are only just starting!.... Now I'm asshat all the time. I'm telling you Siggy now runs Linden Lab, It makes the baby jesus cry. Now I'm jumping on avatars heads and then farting.... But once he was the C.E.O. Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the Hanibal Lecktor Tribal drums.... (Instrumental) (Spoken) Now some of you may be wondering how I came to be Second Lifes premier asshat, after being THE man at Linden Lab... Should I tell them guys? (Oh tell them Phil!) You see late one night - after scheduling an update I kicked everyone out of Second life, and down at Ahern I did wait... Sig arrived - at the appointed time, when the moon was lighting the pitch We boxed up our avs from our inventory, pos rated, then we made a switch! (GASP!) Prince and Pauper, Junior and Whopper... Darko saying 'U CRAZY FOCKER!' If you can accept the notion, we both got a massive promotion! So before you flame, remember 'it's just a game!' Remember: Hootchie hair is Lagtastic! THE NEW CEO IS A SPASTIC! Once I ran Linden Lab, now I make toilets that fly.. Improving Second Life, that was my duty - now I'm writing posts that rhyme I'm telling you Siggy now runs Linden Lab - it makes the baby jesus cry While Surreal and Ferran are spanking my booty. Once he was the C.E.O. (Do I REALLY have to put [Humor] quotes around this?) Siggy _____________________ The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals. From: Jesse Linden I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Torley Linden Enlightenment! Join date: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 16,530	01-13-2005 03:47 HAHAHA Siggy. Now, you know, I'm gonna have to listen to the original to figure out what cadence the words are sung to. This reminds me of the SNL episode where there was a "Prince and Pauper" switch between Donald Trump and a janitor. _____________________
Huns Valen Don't PM me here. Join date: 3 May 2003 Posts: 2,749	01-13-2005 04:03 tbqh I didn't read all that but King of Spain is a great song and I'm going to order that CD probably _____________________ [ huns? \|\| words \|\| 1TBS KREW \|\| VHI Aircraft \|\| Whitepaper on Aircraft Physics ] Make yourself and your objects immune to llPushObject().
Unhygienix Gullwing I banged Pandastrong Join date: 26 Jun 2004 Posts: 728	01-13-2005 04:06 "......and I'm never ever sick at sea." "What, never?" "No never!" "What, NEVER?" "err......hardly everrrrrrrrrr!" "And he's hardly ever sick at seeeeeeeaaaa!"
Inez Angelus Elephant Rider Join date: 11 Nov 2004 Posts: 129	01-13-2005 06:04 Brilliant. stands, applauds
Malachi Petunia Gentle Miscreant Join date: 21 Sep 2003 Posts: 3,414	01-13-2005 06:29 If Siggy were once the CEO of Linden Lab, the first gesture would have involved flatulence. Q.E.D.
Jonquille Noir Lemon Fresh Join date: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 4,025	01-13-2005 11:46 I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day now... _____________________ Little Rebel Designs Gallinas
katykiwi Moonflower Esquirette Join date: 5 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,489	01-13-2005 11:55 From: Siggy Romulus You see late one night - after scheduling an update I kicked everyone out of Second life, and down at Ahern I did wait... Sig arrived - at the appointed time, when the moon was lighting the pitch We boxed up our avs from our inventory, pos rated, then we made a switch! Didn't Tom Hanks star in a movie about this?
Lo Jacobs Awesome Possum Join date: 28 May 2004 Posts: 2,734	01-13-2005 11:56 Hahah that song's great. dances a jig _____________________ http://churchofluxe.com/Luster
FlipperPA Peregrine Magically Delicious! Join date: 14 Nov 2003 Posts: 3,703	01-13-2005 12:57 hahahahaha, awesome work, as ever, Siggy. I mean Philip. _____________________ Peregrine Salon: www.PeregrineSalon.com - my consulting company Second Blogger: www.SecondBlogger.com - free, fully integrated Second Life blogging for all avatars!
Siggy Romulus DILLIGAF Join date: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 5,711	01-13-2005 16:23 From: FlipperPA Peregrine hahahahaha, awesome work, as ever, Siggy. I mean Philip. Why thank you Char..... ahm... I mean Flipper! Siggy. _____________________ The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals. From: Jesse Linden I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread

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