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It's All Your Fault

Kiamat Dusk
Protest Warrior
Join date: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,525
02-15-2005 16:22
This kills me!

-Kiamat Dusk

THIS IS NOT MY OWN WORK-THIS IS FROM WWW.MOVEONPLEASE.ORG

It's All Your Fault

With Bush's crushing defeat of Kerry in last night's election, you are no doubt asking yourself, as we at MoveOnPlease have all morning: did I do enough? Where can the blame be placed? We think the answer is self-evident: the fault rests with you, the MoveOnPlease reader. We're not angry. We're calm. We're just stating the facts.

You mouth-breathing freaking idiots.


Damn you! We can understand a Kerry loss in a Mississippi or a Tennessee. These are people who impregnate their freaking sisters and thank Jesus for their beef jerky dinners. But Ohio? Ngg! Damn you! You think Bush'll protect you against Osama bin Laden? Was that the reasoning? Newsflash, you morons: it's been four freaking years! He's still alive! We swear to God, you fat-assed, latte-sipping soccer moms. If Dr. freaking Phil doesn't crap it out of his fat asshole, you don't even hear it, do you? Do you?

And you, Florida! What the hell is wrong with old people? We Democrats worked our asses off getting affordable healthcare for you wrinkled old skinbags, and this is how you repay us? You know where you'd be without Democrats? Dead! That's right! And you want to know where we'll be the next time Republicans make you pay for your own freaking medicine so you can cheat death for another year? Clapping in the audience, that's where. No, better. Dancing on your graves.

And Vermont! Three electoral votes? Three? You're all freaking hippies, for God's sake! You're supposed to be spitting out babies like Pez! The staff at a Texas Walmart has a bigger headcount than you people! Delaware! Another three votes! Thanks for coming through for Kerry, guys! But, oh, gee, wait — it turns out a candidate needs 270 votes to win. Hmm, let's just add your three votes to the Kerry pile and… carry the two… wow, how about that! It adds up to jack freaking shit!

From the bottom of our hearts, America: screw you. Screw every last one of you lazy lazy bastards! You ruined this country! We worked our fingers to the bone for… can't believe… just… so angry…can't…

Screw you.

The MoveOnPlease team
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
02-15-2005 16:33
Ah ha ha ha ha ha /*gulp*/ ha ha ha /fat assed, late sipping socker Moms/ doubles over, ha ha ha ha /wrinkled old skinbags/

Grabs stomach, rolls on floor. :D :D
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Paris Cellardoor
Jefa del Cartel
Join date: 28 Dec 2003
Posts: 867
02-15-2005 17:07
From: Kiamat Dusk
This kills me!

-Kiamat Dusk

It's All Your Fault

With Bush's crushing defeat of Kerry in last night's election, you are no doubt asking yourself, as we at MoveOnPlease have all morning: did I do enough? Where can the blame be placed? We think the answer is self-evident: the fault rests with you, the MoveOnPlease reader. We're not angry. We're calm. We're just stating the facts.

You mouth-breathing freaking idiots.


Damn you! We can understand a Kerry loss in a Mississippi or a Tennessee. These are people who impregnate their freaking sisters and thank Jesus for their beef jerky dinners. But Ohio? Ngg! Damn you! You think Bush'll protect you against Osama bin Laden? Was that the reasoning? Newsflash, you morons: it's been four freaking years! He's still alive! We swear to God, you fat-assed, latte-sipping soccer moms. If Dr. freaking Phil doesn't crap it out of his fat asshole, you don't even hear it, do you? Do you?

And you, Florida! What the hell is wrong with old people? We Democrats worked our asses off getting affordable healthcare for you wrinkled old skinbags, and this is how you repay us? You know where you'd be without Democrats? Dead! That's right! And you want to know where we'll be the next time Republicans make you pay for your own freaking medicine so you can cheat death for another year? Clapping in the audience, that's where. No, better. Dancing on your graves.

And Vermont! Three electoral votes? Three? You're all freaking hippies, for God's sake! You're supposed to be spitting out babies like Pez! The staff at a Texas Walmart has a bigger headcount than you people! Delaware! Another three votes! Thanks for coming through for Kerry, guys! But, oh, gee, wait — it turns out a candidate needs 270 votes to win. Hmm, let's just add your three votes to the Kerry pile and… carry the two… wow, how about that! It adds up to jack freaking shit!

From the bottom of our hearts, America: screw you. Screw every last one of you lazy lazy bastards! You ruined this country! We worked our fingers to the bone for… can't believe… just… so angry…can't…

Screw you.

The MoveOnPlease team


Do I sense sarcasm????
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
02-15-2005 17:18
You still scare me Kiamat, but I'm glad you have a sense of humor! That made me laugh my ass off :D
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Isis Becquerel
Ferine Strumpet
Join date: 1 Sep 2004
Posts: 971
02-15-2005 17:25
Ok my left ribs are hurting right now....
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
02-15-2005 17:54
Kiamat, you forgot the Howard Howl at the the end, get it right for fuck sake.
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
02-15-2005 18:27
"Howard Howl", aka the "Dean Scream"? LOLZ.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
02-15-2005 18:31
From: Torley Torgeson
"Howard Howl", aka the "Dean Scream"? LOLZ.

;)
Heh
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From: Khamon Fate
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

Bikers have more fun than people !