I hate commercialized Christmas. It's now cheaper for me to go out and rent a Santa suit and be Santa for my kids and her cousins than it is to take them all to the mall to see Santa.
WTF is with malls charging for this shit these days?
Took my daughter and a couple of her cousins to the mall today. $12 JUST TO SIT ON HIS FUCKING LAP.
$30 FOR A PICTURE.
Fuck you Santa, Fuck you.
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Aaron Levy
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12-15-2004 13:50
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Paris Cellardoor
Jefa del Cartel
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12-15-2004 13:52
Hence the reason I dislike Christmas. I just do it for my girls, because it isn't fair to take that away for them.
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feniks Stone
At the End of the World
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12-15-2004 13:54
Fuck you Santa, Fuck you. I bet you are on Santa's naughty list now..... fen- _____________________
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
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12-15-2004 13:55
Whatta rip...It's only like $25.00 to get a stripper to sit on your lap...and no friggin' beard to tickle your face, unless she is hormonally challenged.
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Artillo Fredericks
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12-15-2004 14:06
I think this sums it up best:
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Ace Cassidy
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12-15-2004 14:06
I'll let your daughter sit on my lap for nothing!!!
Oops... forget I said that. Damn! "Bad Ace!!! Bad!!!!" - Ace _____________________
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Pleze Playfair
Registered User
Join date: 27 Aug 2004
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12-15-2004 14:08
Does this santa fee come with a happy ending? lol
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Paris Cellardoor
Jefa del Cartel
Join date: 28 Dec 2003
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12-15-2004 14:11
I'll let your daughter sit on my lap for nothing!!! Oops... forget I said that. Damn! "Bad Ace!!! Bad!!!!" - Ace  *spanks Ace's hand*  _____________________
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Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
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12-15-2004 14:11
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feniks Stone
At the End of the World
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12-15-2004 14:16
This is great. This is why I dont like the holidays. A picture is worth a wholelotta of words. fen- _____________________
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Rose Karuna
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12-15-2004 14:25
Wow - Unbelieveable - I took my cats to Petco and they got to sit on Santa's lap for free and I only had to pay $10.00 for the pictures if I like them.
And my cats are a whole lot more dangerous than most kids.  Got some adorable pics, though not of my cats - Poor Santa was bleeding too profusly by the time he got the little Santa Hat on Picasso and had to take a break. But seriously.... we weren't even charged for Santa's services when I took them to Petco. Though they did ask if I had insurance to pay for a new set of balls for Santa. _____________________
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Ace Cassidy
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12-15-2004 14:39
I took my cats to Petco and they got to sit on Santa's lap for free If there's one thing in this world that I hate more than over-commercialized Christmas, its cats. Where's Francis's new flamethrower when you need it, dammit? - Ace _____________________
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Moleculor Satyr
Fireflies!
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12-15-2004 14:41
Someone DOES have to pay Santa.
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Rose Karuna
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12-15-2004 14:45
If there's one thing in this world that I hate more than over-commercialized Christmas, its cats. Where's Francis's new flamethrower when you need it, dammit? - Ace What? You didn't think the pics of cats on Santa's lap were SO DAMN CUTE? You, You.... SHEEP LOVEING GRINCH! *** Tosses Ace a wild cat with wearing a Santa Hat - a better weapon than a flame thrower anytime! *** (Check out the pics - they aren't nice) _____________________
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Darko Cellardoor
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12-15-2004 14:49
Fuck you Santa, Fuck you. Haha. Brilliant! Yes Fuck you Santa you fat assed capitalist pig! _____________________
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
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12-15-2004 14:58
I vote for Darko as SL's official Santa, mangina and all...
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
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12-15-2004 17:40
I'd pay 12 bucks to sit on Santa's lap if his lap had "magic fingers" massage, and his ass played 5.1 surround stereo music.
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Siggy Romulus
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12-15-2004 18:22
Damn guys! get off poor Santas back! He has cost ya know..
Reindeer food ain't cheap, and he has those fines because he forgot his pooper scooper last year... The sleigh needs smogging, wear and tear on the tools, elf tax... the expenses are endless! Siggy. _____________________
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