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Xtopherxaos Ixtab

D- in English

Join date: 7 Oct 2004

Posts: 884

11-17-2004 11:15

Anonymous Quotes:

"I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe" - Anonymous

"A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats."- Anonymous

"If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it."- Anonymous

"An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention."- Anonymous

"Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers."- Anonymous

"Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item."
- Anonymous

"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."- Anonymous

"Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"- Anonymous

"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."- Anonymous

"The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one."- Anonymous

"I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it."
- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989

"He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."- Anonymous

"This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation."- Anonymous

"Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food."- Anonymous

"Schizophrenia beats being alone."
- Anonymous

"To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready."- Anonymous - Notice in an English doctor's waiting room.

"Nouns of multitude (e.g. a pair of shoes, a gaggle of geese, a pride of lions): a rash of dermatologists, a hive of allergists, a scrub of interns, a chest of phthisologists, an eyeful of ophthalmologists,; or a whiff of anesthesiologists, a stuff of bacteriologists, cast of orthopedic rheumatologists, a gargle of laryngologists."- Anonymous - Journal of American Medical Association 1964.

"If I Promise to miss you ... Will you go away?"- Anonymous

"Don't tell my mother I'm in politics - she thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse."- Anonymous

"The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent."- Anonymous

"We've made great medical progress in the last generation. What used to be merely an itch is now an allergy."- Anonymous

"Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it."- Anonymous

"The answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is...
Four day work week,
Two ply toilet paper!"- Anonymous

"Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest."- Anonymous

"An internist is someone who knows everything and does nothing.
A surgeon is someone who does everything and knows notihng.
A psychiatrist is someone who knows nothing and does nothing.
A pathologist is someone who knows everything and does everything too late."- Anonymous

"The amount of sleep required by the average person is just five minutes more."- Anonymous

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Chaos Science

Trinity Serpentine

Schwan's Avitar Reject

Join date: 1 Oct 2003

Posts: 2,972

11-17-2004 13:00

I can't believe I couldn't find one one quote about anonymous by anonymous

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From: someone

Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast.

- The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux

Mina Firefly

Tattooist

Join date: 11 Aug 2004

Posts: 341

11-17-2004 13:12

Murphy's love laws

All the good ones are taken.

If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.

The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.

Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

Nice guys (girls) finish last.

The good ones die first.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

Nothing improves with age.

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Sex has no calories.

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

No sex with anyone in the same office.

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

Virginity can be cured.

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

It is always the wrong time of month.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

Love is a hole in the heart.

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

Mina Firefly

Tattooist

Join date: 11 Aug 2004

Posts: 341

11-17-2004 13:13

And it's ALL true!

Rose Karuna

Lizard Doctor

Join date: 5 Jun 2004

Posts: 3,772

11-17-2004 14:20

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. - Unknown

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong. - Unknown

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. Unknown

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
Unknown

Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
Unknown

Advertising can be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Unknown

After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done. - Unknown

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. - Unknown

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. - Unknown

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible. -Unknown

Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea. - Unknown

(Wish I'd said the Anarchy one)

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

rinaz bijoux

is your friend!

Join date: 8 Oct 2004

Posts: 1,238

11-17-2004 15:39

To do is to be
To be is to do
Do bee doo bee do

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Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto

So blessed are we to have each other

Visit Rinaz Bloggariffic!

Dismay Wilde

Bleed Designs Owner

Join date: 12 Aug 2004

Posts: 1,771

11-17-2004 17:35

rina ur so adorable hehehe

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Cartridge Partridge

Noodly appendage

Join date: 13 Sep 2004

Posts: 999

11-17-2004 17:41

From: Dismay Wilde

rina ur so adorable hehehe

/agrees

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aku cinta kamu sepenuh hati, rinaz sayangku.

My short term memory died about 10 years ago.
It's the last thing i remember.
Did i tell you already?

Anonymous Quotes:
Xtopherxaos Ixtab D- in English Join date: 7 Oct 2004 Posts: 884	11-17-2004 11:15 Anonymous Quotes: "I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe" - Anonymous "A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats."- Anonymous "If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it."- Anonymous "An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention."- Anonymous "Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers."- Anonymous "Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item." - Anonymous "Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."- Anonymous "Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"- Anonymous "If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."- Anonymous "The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one."- Anonymous "I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it." - Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 "He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."- Anonymous "This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation."- Anonymous "Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food."- Anonymous "Schizophrenia beats being alone." - Anonymous "To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready."- Anonymous - Notice in an English doctor's waiting room. "Nouns of multitude (e.g. a pair of shoes, a gaggle of geese, a pride of lions): a rash of dermatologists, a hive of allergists, a scrub of interns, a chest of phthisologists, an eyeful of ophthalmologists,; or a whiff of anesthesiologists, a stuff of bacteriologists, cast of orthopedic rheumatologists, a gargle of laryngologists."- Anonymous - Journal of American Medical Association 1964. "If I Promise to miss you ... Will you go away?"- Anonymous "Don't tell my mother I'm in politics - she thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse."- Anonymous "The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent."- Anonymous "We've made great medical progress in the last generation. What used to be merely an itch is now an allergy."- Anonymous "Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it."- Anonymous "The answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is... Four day work week, Two ply toilet paper!"- Anonymous "Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest."- Anonymous "An internist is someone who knows everything and does nothing. A surgeon is someone who does everything and knows notihng. A psychiatrist is someone who knows nothing and does nothing. A pathologist is someone who knows everything and does everything too late."- Anonymous "The amount of sleep required by the average person is just five minutes more."- Anonymous _____________________ Chaos Science
Trinity Serpentine Schwan's Avitar Reject Join date: 1 Oct 2003 Posts: 2,972	11-17-2004 13:00 I can't believe I couldn't find one one quote about anonymous by anonymous _____________________ From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
Mina Firefly Tattooist Join date: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 341	11-17-2004 13:12 Murphy's love laws All the good ones are taken. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction. Nice guys (girls) finish last. The good ones die first. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. Sex has no calories. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. No sex with anyone in the same office. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. A man in the house is worth two in the street. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. Virginity can be cured. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later. Sex is dirty only if it's done right. It is always the wrong time of month. The best way to hold a man is in your arms. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. Love is a hole in the heart. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Mina Firefly Tattooist Join date: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 341	11-17-2004 13:13 And it's ALL true!
Rose Karuna Lizard Doctor Join date: 5 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,772	11-17-2004 14:20 A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. - Unknown A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong. - Unknown A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. Unknown A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top . Unknown Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. Unknown Advertising can be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Unknown After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done. - Unknown All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. - Unknown All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. - Unknown An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible. -Unknown Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea. - Unknown (Wish I'd said the Anarchy one) _____________________ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
rinaz bijoux is your friend! Join date: 8 Oct 2004 Posts: 1,238	11-17-2004 15:39 To do is to be To be is to do Do bee doo bee do _____________________ Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto So blessed are we to have each other Visit Rinaz Bloggariffic!
Dismay Wilde Bleed Designs Owner Join date: 12 Aug 2004 Posts: 1,771	11-17-2004 17:35 rina ur so adorable hehehe _____________________
Cartridge Partridge Noodly appendage Join date: 13 Sep 2004 Posts: 999	11-17-2004 17:41 From: Dismay Wilde rina ur so adorable hehehe /agrees _____________________ aku cinta kamu sepenuh hati, rinaz sayangku. My short term memory died about 10 years ago. It's the last thing i remember. Did i tell you already?

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