Understanding Engineers - Take Two
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-08-2005 08:38
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous System has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else Would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
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Taco Rubio
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03-08-2005 08:40
wait, wouldn't a Civil Engineer NOT do that? I think it was probably the Mechanical Engineer.
Quit it.
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Shadow Weaver
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03-08-2005 08:50
Yup it was a Civil Engineer cause Mechanical engineers dont even know what Toxic waste is let alone a full pipeline...
Shadow
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Taco Rubio
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03-08-2005 08:54
are you daft? A mechanical engineer would know what a pipeline is, they design the intake valves and whatnot.
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Shadow Weaver
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03-08-2005 08:56
From: Taco Rubio are you daft? A mechanical engineer would know what a pipeline is, they design the intake valves and whatnot. ok read what you just said they design "INTAKE VALVES" when are they gonna take time to run 26 miles of piping for 1 valve..LOL
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Taco Rubio
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03-08-2005 08:59
i said "and whatnot". They'd have to stress test the pipes, for example. Of course they'd know what a pipeline is!
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Shadow Weaver
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03-08-2005 09:00
Taco of course they know what a Pipe line is I was being Facetious...geesh...especially since I am a Mechanical engineer with a sub in Industrial Engineering..;P
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Taco Rubio
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03-08-2005 09:03
I was just getting riled for fun, Shadow. no worries Plus, admit it, you're a poor mechanical engineer, as you didn't know what a pipeline was.
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Shadow Weaver
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03-08-2005 09:22
nah but had you said Duct work Id been all over it like a rivet in steal.. 
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