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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-08-2004 02:11
Ok guys its friday morning here in the UK... and we love our fridays (unless we work weekends)... I have a task for you all.. I need to find some funny jokes that i can forward to my mad colleague in an effort to make her pee her pants at her desk in front of our boss >  Any kind of jokes will do, visual, text, whatever - pg or m (we dont HAVE ratings here  ) Get 'em rolling in cos i ain't got nothing to do till i'm on the 'service' desk later (nudge nudge wink wink - don't ask...) Thankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkks in advance Willis
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Harry Manilow
No relation
Join date: 9 Apr 2004
Posts: 37
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10-08-2004 02:16
I always say that the old ones are the best, so without further ado:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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