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Oz Spade

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05-18-2004 15:43

I got this idea from the NPC thread in the features forum

Post the ending of a great movie to ruine it for everyone BWAHAHAHA!

====BEGIN RUINING====

Bill and Ted save the day and live happily ever after.

Doc stays back in the past with his family visiting the future (our present day) every now and then in which Marty and his girlfriend start a nice life of their own.

Casper helps bring back her dad, and they all live together forever happily.

Bambi's mother dies.

Jar Jar Binks lives... and is in the sequal... and possibly the third movie.

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Chip Midnight

ate my baby!

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05-18-2004 17:59

Rosebud is the sled

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Darwin Appleby

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05-18-2004 18:19

The killer was his own mother.

Jesus dies, but that's cool cuz he's really God.

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Touche.

Daemioth Sklar

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05-18-2004 19:04

Captain Hook was killed by the crocodile; Wendy went back to London, while Peter stayed in Neverland.

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Siggy Romulus

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05-18-2004 22:38

He's dead..... Thats why the kid see's him.

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Loki Pico

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05-18-2004 23:10

Everything after the time he passes out on the street is a dream.

Moleculor Satyr

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Posts: 2,650

05-18-2004 23:33

Turns out the guy in the suit is the geek's father. Oh, and don't go hoping for the geek and the babe to get together any time soon.

The furry dude ends up getting the kid back where she belongs, AND solves the energy crisis in a pleasant new way.

The ring is destroyed.

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Nergal Fallingbridge

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05-19-2004 00:36

Everybody dies.

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Selador Cellardoor

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05-19-2004 01:46

<<Everybody dies.>>

I must go and see that one.

Oz Spade

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05-19-2004 02:55

I believe thats Dawn of The Dead

Everyone on the ship dies.

Everyone on the ship but Ripley dies.

Everyone on the ship except for a few hundred people on life boats die. Jack dies.

The guy with the dreadlocks dies, Dwight Wokem dies, only Forest Witticar(sp), the mom,and the kid live. Forest saves the mom and kid but gets arested.

Forest Gump does go see Jenny, and they have a son.

He/she/it saves christmas. (about 100 movies ruined in one sentance, score.)

They're all actualy dead, the "Ghosts" are the living people trying to get them out of their new house, the woman, daughter, and house keeper guy are all ghosts also.

They hack the planet, and the bad guy, and override his system, then they give the evidence to the feds, but the villian escapes! No, wait, he gets arested on the plane. Zer0 Cool and Crash Override go out on their date, and have sex in a pool.

The vampire is Judas.

It was the same woman, she was used in a plot by another guy to kill his wife and set up the main character. She confesses on the bell tower and he ends up throwing her off. She actualy dies this time.

He gets his arm cut off, his mother gets put in an institution, his friend gets put in prison, and his girlfriend becomes a wh***.

The stories weren't all lies, just exhadurated, he dies in the hospital after his son makes up the last and final tale of his father becoming a fish and swimming off. Everyone from the stories come to his funeral. The witch and the shoe girl are the same woman.

They rescue the princess and stay plumbers.

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Eggy Lippmann

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05-19-2004 04:01

From: someone

Originally posted by Oz Spade
exhadurated

OMFG Oz!!!

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Oz Spade

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05-19-2004 07:32

Yeah, my spelling is the worst.

I once spelled coincidence as qawinceadance (TM).

I think I'd send Darwin into a coma if he ever followed me around all day.

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Julian Fate

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05-19-2004 12:52

When people from non-English-speaking countries are provoked to an "OMFG" you know you need to invest in a pocket dictionary.

They find out the giant alien ships can be defeated by an Apple laptop and ramming Dennis Quaid up their shafts.

The alien goes home.

The shark eats Robert Shaw then blows up. Richard Dreyfus was only hiding.

He gets disemboweled but manages to remain defiant (for a few more seconds).

The aliens are absolutely at the mercy of a glass of water.

They escape and she won't die after all. (theatrical release)
They escape but she'll die within four years. (director's cut)

The butler misses his chance at happiness but at least his boss can still walk. (guess that one)

Ama Omega

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Join date: 11 Dec 2002

Posts: 1,770

05-19-2004 14:10

He is the river spirit who saved her when she was a child and she saves her parents by guessing that none of the pigs are them.

They get to keep their house. The fancy/famous lawyer and the dad become friends.

She turns into an ogre.

She saves the emperor and her father is not dishonored.

The council woman says he can stay on earth under her and her sisters guardianship.

She loves him and he turns into a prince.

He goes off to space, the crippled guy kills himself.

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Christopher Omega

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Join date: 28 Mar 2003

Posts: 1,828

05-19-2004 17:05

"Yes, Id love that paint in ruine, a rouge-like colour suits the bedroom spectacularly."

"You know, this wine tastes Ruine, what's it dated?"

"The Ruineian leader Ahreal Sherome has allied with Palistinian leader Tom Hassanear."

Brought to you by "Ruine" (Roo-IIn) and the official Shakesperian Poetic License Group, keeping the English mangling tradition alive for 388 years

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Oz Spade

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05-19-2004 17:48

The Butler did it.

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Teeny Leviathan

Never started World War 3

Join date: 20 May 2003

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05-19-2004 19:25

Ok, I'll "ruine" a few...

The orca jumps the barrier, but lands flat on the boy.

Forrest discovers he has AIDS too.

Taylor discovers half of the Statue of Liberty on the beach AND Nova is a lesbian.

Dorothy wakes up, discovers it was all a dream, but realizes she's STILL in rural Kansas.

Kong falls off the Empire State Building. Unfortunately, the Department of Sanitation was on strike, and Kong's carcass sat idle for 3 more weeks.

Harmless Earth microbes kill the invading Martian hordes. Unfortunately, all the Martian vehicles were secured by "The Club".

The Griswalds finally reach Wally World. Too bad they lived to make a sequel.

Snark Serpentine

Fractious User

Join date: 12 Aug 2003

Posts: 379

05-20-2004 13:38

He's a Replicant. (director's actual intent)

He IS Tyler Durden.

It isn't 1897.

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Oz Spade ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand Join date: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,708	05-18-2004 15:43 I got this idea from the NPC thread in the features forum Post the ending of a great movie to ruine it for everyone BWAHAHAHA! ====BEGIN RUINING==== Bill and Ted save the day and live happily ever after. Doc stays back in the past with his family visiting the future (our present day) every now and then in which Marty and his girlfriend start a nice life of their own. Casper helps bring back her dad, and they all live together forever happily. Bambi's mother dies. Jar Jar Binks lives... and is in the sequal... and possibly the third movie. _____________________ "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
Chip Midnight ate my baby! Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 10,231	05-18-2004 17:59 Rosebud is the sled _____________________ My other hobby: www.live365.com/stations/chip_midnight
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	05-18-2004 18:19 The killer was his own mother. Jesus dies, but that's cool cuz he's really God. _____________________ Touche.
Daemioth Sklar Lifetime Member Join date: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 944	05-18-2004 19:04 Captain Hook was killed by the crocodile; Wendy went back to London, while Peter stayed in Neverland. _____________________
Siggy Romulus DILLIGAF Join date: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 5,711	05-18-2004 22:38 He's dead..... Thats why the kid see's him. Siggy _____________________ The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals. From: Jesse Linden I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Loki Pico Registered User Join date: 20 Jun 2003 Posts: 1,938	05-18-2004 23:10 Everything after the time he passes out on the street is a dream.
Moleculor Satyr Fireflies! Join date: 5 Jan 2004 Posts: 2,650	05-18-2004 23:33 Turns out the guy in the suit is the geek's father. Oh, and don't go hoping for the geek and the babe to get together any time soon. The furry dude ends up getting the kid back where she belongs, AND solves the energy crisis in a pleasant new way. The ring is destroyed. _____________________ </sarcasm>
Nergal Fallingbridge meep. Join date: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 677	05-19-2004 00:36 Everybody dies. _____________________ powered by caffeine since 1998! "In such ugly times, the only true protest is beauty." -- Phil Ochs
Selador Cellardoor Registered User Join date: 16 Nov 2003 Posts: 3,082	05-19-2004 01:46 <<Everybody dies.>> I must go and see that one.
Oz Spade ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand Join date: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,708	05-19-2004 02:55 I believe thats Dawn of The Dead Everyone on the ship dies. Everyone on the ship but Ripley dies. Everyone on the ship except for a few hundred people on life boats die. Jack dies. The guy with the dreadlocks dies, Dwight Wokem dies, only Forest Witticar(sp), the mom,and the kid live. Forest saves the mom and kid but gets arested. Forest Gump does go see Jenny, and they have a son. He/she/it saves christmas. (about 100 movies ruined in one sentance, score.) They're all actualy dead, the "Ghosts" are the living people trying to get them out of their new house, the woman, daughter, and house keeper guy are all ghosts also. They hack the planet, and the bad guy, and override his system, then they give the evidence to the feds, but the villian escapes! No, wait, he gets arested on the plane. Zer0 Cool and Crash Override go out on their date, and have sex in a pool. The vampire is Judas. It was the same woman, she was used in a plot by another guy to kill his wife and set up the main character. She confesses on the bell tower and he ends up throwing her off. She actualy dies this time. He gets his arm cut off, his mother gets put in an institution, his friend gets put in prison, and his girlfriend becomes a wh***. The stories weren't all lies, just exhadurated, he dies in the hospital after his son makes up the last and final tale of his father becoming a fish and swimming off. Everyone from the stories come to his funeral. The witch and the shoe girl are the same woman. They rescue the princess and stay plumbers. _____________________ "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
Eggy Lippmann Wiktator Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 7,939	05-19-2004 04:01 From: someone Originally posted by Oz Spade exhadurated OMFG Oz!!! _____________________ Help us document Second Life history at http://slhistory.org!
Oz Spade ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand Join date: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,708	05-19-2004 07:32 Yeah, my spelling is the worst. I once spelled coincidence as qawinceadance (TM). I think I'd send Darwin into a coma if he ever followed me around all day. _____________________ "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
Julian Fate 80's Pop Star Join date: 19 Oct 2003 Posts: 1,020	05-19-2004 12:52 When people from non-English-speaking countries are provoked to an "OMFG" you know you need to invest in a pocket dictionary. They find out the giant alien ships can be defeated by an Apple laptop and ramming Dennis Quaid up their shafts. The alien goes home. The shark eats Robert Shaw then blows up. Richard Dreyfus was only hiding. He gets disemboweled but manages to remain defiant (for a few more seconds). The aliens are absolutely at the mercy of a glass of water. They escape and she won't die after all. (theatrical release) They escape but she'll die within four years. (director's cut) The butler misses his chance at happiness but at least his boss can still walk. (guess that one)
Ama Omega Lost Wanderer Join date: 11 Dec 2002 Posts: 1,770	05-19-2004 14:10 He is the river spirit who saved her when she was a child and she saves her parents by guessing that none of the pigs are them. They get to keep their house. The fancy/famous lawyer and the dad become friends. She turns into an ogre. She saves the emperor and her father is not dishonored. The council woman says he can stay on earth under her and her sisters guardianship. She loves him and he turns into a prince. He goes off to space, the crippled guy kills himself. _____________________ -- 010000010110110101100001001000000100111101101101011001010110011101100001 --
Christopher Omega Oxymoron Join date: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 1,828	05-19-2004 17:05 "Yes, Id love that paint in ruine, a rouge-like colour suits the bedroom spectacularly." "You know, this wine tastes Ruine, what's it dated?" "The Ruineian leader Ahreal Sherome has allied with Palistinian leader Tom Hassanear." Brought to you by "Ruine" (Roo-IIn) and the official Shakesperian Poetic License Group, keeping the English mangling tradition alive for 388 years ==Chris
Oz Spade ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand Join date: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,708	05-19-2004 17:48 The Butler did it. _____________________ "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
Teeny Leviathan Never started World War 3 Join date: 20 May 2003 Posts: 2,716	05-19-2004 19:25 Ok, I'll "ruine" a few... The orca jumps the barrier, but lands flat on the boy. Forrest discovers he has AIDS too. Taylor discovers half of the Statue of Liberty on the beach AND Nova is a lesbian. Dorothy wakes up, discovers it was all a dream, but realizes she's STILL in rural Kansas. Kong falls off the Empire State Building. Unfortunately, the Department of Sanitation was on strike, and Kong's carcass sat idle for 3 more weeks. Harmless Earth microbes kill the invading Martian hordes. Unfortunately, all the Martian vehicles were secured by "The Club". The Griswalds finally reach Wally World. Too bad they lived to make a sequel.
Snark Serpentine Fractious User Join date: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 379	05-20-2004 13:38 He's a Replicant. (director's actual intent) He IS Tyler Durden. It isn't 1897.

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