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Xtopherxaos Ixtab

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Join date: 7 Oct 2004

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04-05-2005 10:00

(this was taken from the Decadent West)

From: Decadent West

Good drunken debate from a few nights ago.

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy kids.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?

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Taco Rubio

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04-05-2005 10:08

15. 30 is too many I think....if they were that movivated, they could rush you at once and just start biting away. Sure, you could easily punch out about 4 or 5, but the other 10 would still be biting chunks of your flesh off, and you'd go into shock.

David Valentino

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04-05-2005 10:09

Hmm..unless they were packed so tight in the area that they restricted my movements, I don't see that I would be defeated. I would say I could take on 60 easily enough..more and I might start to get damn tired..

Wait..*thinks back several years*..my son was incredibly adept at the crotch kick and punch...

Why am I even answering this sick question!!!!

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Rebeccah Baysklef

Meow, Damnit

Join date: 22 Sep 2003

Posts: 114

04-05-2005 10:10

3.14. but only if I'm allowed to have them surround me within a perfect circle.

Spider Mandala

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04-05-2005 13:58

From: David Valentino

Wait..*thinks back several years*..my son was incredibly adept at the crotch kick and punch...

Why am I even answering this sick question!!!!

Yes, we need to remember here, five year olds have no sense of "fair fight". The little shits will stomp your feet, pull hair, bite, kick, scratch, spit... I mean this SOUNDS easy enough until you think about the fact that none of them have entered puberty yet and have no idea how nasty a junk shot is. I dont care how bad you think you are after three or four shots to the tender areas you will be buried under a pile of tiny fists and feet, and at that point its like getting stoned to death.
oh, and youre answering it because youre a sick bastard... like me

I could take on... probably 15 or so before I just got completely buried and kicked to death.

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04-05-2005 14:13

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Taliban Bijoux

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04-05-2005 14:20

From: Xtopherxaos Ixtab

(this was taken from the Decadent West)

Acutally I believe this thread was taken from SomethingAwful.com

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1505284

Chance Abattoir

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Join date: 3 Apr 2004

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04-05-2005 17:58

From: Spider Mandala

Yes, we need to remember here, five year olds have no sense of "fair fight". The little shits will stomp your feet, pull hair, bite, kick, scratch, spit...

I have no sense of fair fight either. I'm going to go with 80. Five year-olds are light enough (even the obese ones) to swing them by the ankles like a bat. I imagine their tendons are tender enough at that age to rip an arm off if need be, using a swing twist motion to make the job feasible in a short amount of time, of course. The rules also don't specify no drugs so I'm going to use a combination of VAAM and Mescaline to get me through it (I mean, come on, the kids MUST be drugged up to be motivated "regardless of the bloodshed," so I might as well be too). If it's pure mescaline, removed from the soaps that cause excessive nausea, I'd be willing to up my magic number to 110.

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Hikaru Yamamoto

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04-05-2005 18:20

5 year olds would go extinct

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Graham Mondrian

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04-05-2005 19:24

From: Chance Abattoir

The rules also don't specify no drugs

Good point, you can lace some sweets with dizepam and they'll calm right down. The thing is, they're five and they're at the right height for an uppercut to proppel them into the air.

How many 5-years olds could you defeat?
Xtopherxaos Ixtab D- in English Join date: 7 Oct 2004 Posts: 884	04-05-2005 10:00 (this was taken from the Decadent West) From: Decadent West Good drunken debate from a few nights ago. The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once? The specifics: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy kids. - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training. - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on? _____________________ Chaos Science
Taco Rubio also quite creepy Join date: 15 Feb 2004 Posts: 3,349	04-05-2005 10:08 15. 30 is too many I think....if they were that movivated, they could rush you at once and just start biting away. Sure, you could easily punch out about 4 or 5, but the other 10 would still be biting chunks of your flesh off, and you'd go into shock.
David Valentino Nicely Wicked Join date: 1 Jan 2004 Posts: 2,941	04-05-2005 10:09 Hmm..unless they were packed so tight in the area that they restricted my movements, I don't see that I would be defeated. I would say I could take on 60 easily enough..more and I might start to get damn tired.. Wait..thinks back several years..my son was incredibly adept at the crotch kick and punch... Why am I even answering this sick question!!!! _____________________ David Lamoreaux Owner - Perilous Pleasures and Extreme Erotica Gallery
Rebeccah Baysklef Meow, Damnit Join date: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 114	04-05-2005 10:10 3.14. but only if I'm allowed to have them surround me within a perfect circle.
Spider Mandala Photshop Ninja Join date: 29 Aug 2003 Posts: 194	04-05-2005 13:58 From: David Valentino Wait..thinks back several years..my son was incredibly adept at the crotch kick and punch... Why am I even answering this sick question!!!! Yes, we need to remember here, five year olds have no sense of "fair fight". The little shits will stomp your feet, pull hair, bite, kick, scratch, spit... I mean this SOUNDS easy enough until you think about the fact that none of them have entered puberty yet and have no idea how nasty a junk shot is. I dont care how bad you think you are after three or four shots to the tender areas you will be buried under a pile of tiny fists and feet, and at that point its like getting stoned to death. oh, and youre answering it because youre a sick bastard... like me I could take on... probably 15 or so before I just got completely buried and kicked to death. _____________________ "There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once... shame on... shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again." -George W. Bush East Literature Magnet School, Nashville, Tennessee, Sep. 17, 2002
Zapoteth Zaius Is back Join date: 14 Feb 2004 Posts: 5,634	04-05-2005 14:13 2 _____________________ I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me. --------------- Zapoteth Designs, Temotu (100,50) ---------------
Taliban Bijoux W-hatter Join date: 28 Dec 2004 Posts: 64	04-05-2005 14:20 From: Xtopherxaos Ixtab (this was taken from the Decadent West) Acutally I believe this thread was taken from SomethingAwful.com http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1505284
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	04-05-2005 17:58 From: Spider Mandala Yes, we need to remember here, five year olds have no sense of "fair fight". The little shits will stomp your feet, pull hair, bite, kick, scratch, spit... I have no sense of fair fight either. I'm going to go with 80. Five year-olds are light enough (even the obese ones) to swing them by the ankles like a bat. I imagine their tendons are tender enough at that age to rip an arm off if need be, using a swing twist motion to make the job feasible in a short amount of time, of course. The rules also don't specify no drugs so I'm going to use a combination of VAAM and Mescaline to get me through it (I mean, come on, the kids MUST be drugged up to be motivated "regardless of the bloodshed," so I might as well be too). If it's pure mescaline, removed from the soaps that cause excessive nausea, I'd be willing to up my magic number to 110. _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Hikaru Yamamoto Oldbie Join date: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 895	04-05-2005 18:20 5 year olds would go extinct _____________________ http://slurl.com/secondlife/Europa/152/33/69/ Its hippos all the way down...
Graham Mondrian Registered User Join date: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 59	04-05-2005 19:24 From: Chance Abattoir The rules also don't specify no drugs Good point, you can lace some sweets with dizepam and they'll calm right down. The thing is, they're five and they're at the right height for an uppercut to proppel them into the air.

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