Women, I guess you have the childbirth thing. I now have at least an inkling of the agony.
* Alright, a grimace will count. But you've gotta to be standing up straight!
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gene Poole
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02-20-2005 18:55
...until you have stood up straight and tall, looked death in the eye with a big grin* on your face, and passed a kidney stone. Oh yes. You get no points if you vomit because the pain is so intense (like I did), or if you cry like a baby.
Women, I guess you have the childbirth thing. I now have at least an inkling of the agony. * Alright, a grimace will count. But you've gotta to be standing up straight! |
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pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
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02-20-2005 18:57
Did you put it under your pillow? The Kidney Stone Fairy is HAWT!
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gene Poole
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02-20-2005 19:07
Nasty!
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
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02-20-2005 19:28
I have a friend who gets them about once a year. It's like the male equivelant of giving birth! The only good part about it according to him is the duragesic trasdermal fentanyl patch thingies. That's some good shite!
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rinaz bijoux
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02-20-2005 20:39
...until you have stood up straight and tall, looked death in the eye with a big grin* on your face, and passed a kidney stone. Oh yes. You get no points if you vomit because the pain is so intense (like I did), or if you cry like a baby. Women, I guess you have the childbirth thing. I now have at least an inkling of the agony. * Alright, a grimace will count. But you've gotta to be standing up straight! I wonder if you've ever done a kidney flush before. Its supposed to be good for the body, skin and overall health. I've given it a try for a couple of times, but it got too uncomfortable for me that I stopped. I'd rather eat more fibres and drink more water ... less painful that way. The easiest kidney flush is to eat lightly, and not too oily. Stop the last meal at about 6pm and not consume anything. When you wake up the next morning, add a little bit of natural sea salt to some warm water. Drink about 4 glasses and let nature do its thing. It should work in half an hour. One of the main benefits of kidney flushes is that it removes toxins (mainly kidney stones) with the body not concentrating on the toxins, it will move on to heal your body. But anyways, I'm not really an advocate to kidney flushes. There has *got* to be an easier way _____________________
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Nolan Nash
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02-20-2005 21:29
I'll pass on the stones please.
The only experience I have that may or may not compare was back in 1988 when I was involved in a bad traffic accident. I was hospitalized for a while. They catheterized me (as well as many other "ized's"  and when it came time for them to remove the catheter I almost passed out right there. Yowwwch!_____________________
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Moleculor Satyr
Fireflies!
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02-21-2005 00:46
Mothers who've passed kidney stones insist that passing one is more painful than childbirth.
So men, every time a woman complains about having to bear the pain of childbirth, you can look 'em in the eye and say "Shut up." _____________________
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
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02-21-2005 07:11
I'll pass on the stones please. The only experience I have that may or may not compare was back in 1988 when I was involved in a bad traffic accident. I was hospitalized for a while. They catheterized me (as well as many other "ized's" and when it came time for them to remove the catheter I almost passed out right there. Yowwwch!I had a bad time with one going in. Being under the influence of medication at the time I seriously thought the orderly was down there cutting chunks out of my member at the time. If I had been more coherent I prolly shoulda asked him to use a smaller catheter. _____________________
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Neehai Zapata
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02-21-2005 08:14
You complain about cathetars. One man's pain is another man's fetish.
Have you ever heard of sounds? No not sounds like noise. http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/sounds.html How many men cringe at the sight? _____________________
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Olympia Rebus
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02-21-2005 08:28
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Paolo Portocarrero
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02-21-2005 08:55
Thanks, I'll pass.
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Reitsuki Kojima
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02-21-2005 09:00
Yes, well. Lets face it. Almost anything most people find painful / disturbing SOMEONE or other has as a fetish.
Doesn't mean I find the thought of intimate relations with a live electrical wire particularly fun.  As for the whole kidney stone thing... Yeaaahhh... Thats a field of medicine that needs more work... _____________________
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Cross Lament
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02-21-2005 13:06
You complain about cathetars. One man's pain is another man's fetish. Have you ever heard of sounds? No not sounds like noise. http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/sounds.html How many men cringe at the sight? Those are actually a lot of fun...  _____________________
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Cross Lament
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02-21-2005 13:12
Doesn't mean I find the thought of intimate relations with a live electrical wire particularly fun. So is that... _____________________
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02-21-2005 13:23
I have a friend who gets them about once a year. It's like the male equivelant of giving birth! The only good part about it according to him is the duragesic trasdermal fentanyl patch thingies. That's some good shite! I would imagine that childbirth would be like passing a golf ball sized stone. _____________________
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Huns Valen
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02-21-2005 13:43
Women, I guess you have the childbirth thing. I now have at least an inkling of the agony. _____________________
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