Laugh at Love

I recently bought a book titled The Guide to Laughing at Love: Insightful Observations to Share, and I decided to start a thread for everyone to add some observations/anecdotes/quotes/etc., so others can also laugh at love (especially so near to Valentine's Day). Here are some of the observations from the book:

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
- Matt Groening

Garth: "What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman you think you're gonna hurl?"
Wayne: "I say, hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be."
- From the movie Wayne's World

And from the section on Lines for Men...
"Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind. Everything really valuable has to enter you through a different opening."
- Woody Allen in Manhattan

Some more observations :

"Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall."
- David Chambless

"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."
- Jimmy Williams

"Love is like a superb disease, shameful when it isn't shared."
- Francoise Sagan

"Love is not only blind...it is deaf, mute, retarded, with learning disabilities and down-syndrome."
- my best friend