What CIA should do with Usama tapes

Alright, here's my idea:

The CIA has all these top experts who can blend in and infiltrate the enemy and get intel, right? They have access to top-notch computer equipment, right? They're experts at knowing how to detect if an Usama tape is a forgery, right?

They need to train someone to speak really really well like Usama bin Laden, and then use him to doctor up some new Usama bin Laden tapes. No, seriously! These tapes always stir up new bombings and whatnot... why not use them to our advantage?

Can you imagine the impact of hearing news reports of,
"Experts conclude that the new Usama tape is authentic... in the tape Usama speaks about how he has been scamming the idiot extremists. He further admitted that he is a pathetic coward who has to send others to blow themselves up. He went on to say that he loves goats, and that he has been seen with Golan Sippel and many goats.

Usama then went on to describe how his whole life of goatloving being rejected by the general public has driven him into anger and madness, but now that he has come to terms, he is coming to terms with his anger. He said the great Allah would reward those who send him goats, and that they need to call off the whole 'terrorism' thing. He further said the whole jihaad was just pent-up beastial-erotic frustration being released, and that he only picked on George W. Bush because Bush refused to make love to goats with him during a huge Saudi oil business trip back in the 80s.

Usama in the tape cautioned that there was an imposter trying to debunk him, and that future tapes may be relative of his with similar voice, dressed up like him. He warned this imposter would try and convince the public that the goatloving was not true, and that he, in fact, was really the imposter. Usama then said he would bomb anyone who denied his goatloving ways."

I mean, c'mon, has the US lost the fine art of propaganda that it mastered in World War II? Where is our good goat-lover propaganda against Usama that could be crucial toward winning the war on dru.... errr the war on terror? (Sorry, get those confused)

And I'm only half-kidding.

That has to be one of the most senseless pieces of random words strung together ever conceived by man. And I am being very generous there.

You're saying Usama's not a goat-lover?