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HoseQueen McLean

curiouser & curiouser

Join date: 23 Apr 2004

Posts: 918

04-22-2005 09:37

Here are some tips on how to be cool, written by a friend-of-a-friend's daughter.

It explains a lot about my lack of coolness.

Billy Grace

Land Market Facilitator

Join date: 8 Mar 2004

Posts: 2,307

04-22-2005 09:59

If you have to be told... you aren't cool... hehe

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Xtopherxaos Ixtab

D- in English

Join date: 7 Oct 2004

Posts: 884

04-22-2005 10:06

Hmm...ok

1. Always
2. Yup...my motto, actually
3. Damn...
4. Double damn..
5. See answer 1
6. Never...unless you steal my binkie.
7. No doubt...
8. Eh?..The answer is always 'pickle', 'cause bicycles don't have doors...
7. Crap...there goes my afternoon...
10. Man! Can I go left now and then?
11. Nope. I walk into stuff like that...
12. Hmm...Would that include all the times when I smeared mayonaise on my butt and made "ass butterfly" pictures on construction paper?
13. Tanks...no! Lime green Halters...Yes!
14. But...that's my standard answer at work..
15. Ask my wife.
16. Ditto.
17. Double secret ditto.
18. Well then, how can I do my famous penguin impression?
19. Um...ok....geez!, you're so strict.....

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Chaos Science

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punk in drublic

Join date: 13 Nov 2003

Posts: 858

04-22-2005 10:07

From: HoseQueen McLean

Here are some tips on how to be cool, written by a friend-of-a-friend's daughter.

It explains a lot about my lack of coolness.

I there with ya. That's kinda crazy.

Kids.

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Newfie Pendragon

Crusty and proud of it

Join date: 19 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,025

04-22-2005 10:29

<--- Cool.

However...I have a distinct lack of credibility. So people dont believe me when I tell them I'm cool.

- Newfie

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koolhand Koolhaas

Uncensored McGillicuty

Join date: 26 Nov 2004

Posts: 996

04-22-2005 10:32

#12 said don't act weird... are you cool if you really are and aren't acting?

Blayze Raine

Renegade

Join date: 29 Dec 2004

Posts: 407

04-22-2005 11:08

In your case, no. hahahah

Just 'cause your name is kool, don't think you are

David Valentino

Nicely Wicked

Join date: 1 Jan 2004

Posts: 2,941

04-22-2005 11:14

Coolness is always a fine balance between acting like you couldn't care less what others think, while desperately and secretly caring and perfecting your image to impress.

However, there are some that perform a seemingly graceful and natural dance of coolness, and seem oblivious to their own image and it's effects.

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koolhand Koolhaas

Uncensored McGillicuty

Join date: 26 Nov 2004

Posts: 996

04-22-2005 11:19

From: Blayze Raine

Just 'cause your name is kool, don't think you are

Thanks, Blayze. I can always depend on you to give the pshrink more gas for the boat.

Besides, I figured it would be like brainwashing. Say it enough times and you'll start to believe it. Hence, the 2 kool's.

Eggy Lippmann

Wiktator

Join date: 1 May 2003

Posts: 7,939

04-22-2005 11:47

I would scrap that paper if I were you.
Nobody ever became cool by trying.
If you have to try, then you'll never be cool.
You'll be a poser.

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Caleb Moreau

Original Kewlip!

Join date: 14 Jan 2005

Posts: 278

04-22-2005 19:36

The girl lies! There's only ONE way to be cool:

Liquid. Nitrogen.

You'll be so cool, you'll emit steam at most any temperature above freezing!

Lo Jacobs

Awesome Possum

Join date: 28 May 2004

Posts: 2,734

04-22-2005 20:08

From: Caleb Moreau

The girl lies! There's only ONE way to be cool:

Liquid. Nitrogen.

You'll be so cool, you'll emit steam at most any temperature above freezing!

She also left out lasers and robots, don't forget.

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Olympia Rebus

Muse of Chaos

Join date: 22 Feb 2004

Posts: 1,831

04-22-2005 20:24

From: Abby Nelson, 8 yrs old

8. Do not think weird

Life would be boring if I didn't think weird! I'd rather be uncool than bored.

I'm alarmed (but not surprised) that the kid already has put being sneaky, sarcastic, and "wearing the right clothes" as high priority.

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HoseQueen McLean curiouser & curiouser Join date: 23 Apr 2004 Posts: 918	04-22-2005 09:37 Here are some tips on how to be cool, written by a friend-of-a-friend's daughter. It explains a lot about my lack of coolness.
Billy Grace Land Market Facilitator Join date: 8 Mar 2004 Posts: 2,307	04-22-2005 09:59 If you have to be told... you aren't cool... hehe _____________________ I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
Xtopherxaos Ixtab D- in English Join date: 7 Oct 2004 Posts: 884	04-22-2005 10:06 Hmm...ok 1. Always 2. Yup...my motto, actually 3. Damn... 4. Double damn.. 5. See answer 1 6. Never...unless you steal my binkie. 7. No doubt... 8. Eh?..The answer is always 'pickle', 'cause bicycles don't have doors... 7. Crap...there goes my afternoon... 10. Man! Can I go left now and then? 11. Nope. I walk into stuff like that... 12. Hmm...Would that include all the times when I smeared mayonaise on my butt and made "ass butterfly" pictures on construction paper? 13. Tanks...no! Lime green Halters...Yes! 14. But...that's my standard answer at work.. 15. Ask my wife. 16. Ditto. 17. Double secret ditto. 18. Well then, how can I do my famous penguin impression? 19. Um...ok....geez!, you're so strict..... _____________________ Chaos Science
Icon Serpentine punk in drublic Join date: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 858	04-22-2005 10:07 From: HoseQueen McLean Here are some tips on how to be cool, written by a friend-of-a-friend's daughter. It explains a lot about my lack of coolness. I there with ya. That's kinda crazy. Kids. _____________________ If you are awesome!
Newfie Pendragon Crusty and proud of it Join date: 19 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,025	04-22-2005 10:29 <--- Cool. However...I have a distinct lack of credibility. So people dont believe me when I tell them I'm cool. - Newfie _____________________
koolhand Koolhaas Uncensored McGillicuty Join date: 26 Nov 2004 Posts: 996	04-22-2005 10:32 #12 said don't act weird... are you cool if you really are and aren't acting?
Blayze Raine Renegade Join date: 29 Dec 2004 Posts: 407	04-22-2005 11:08 In your case, no. hahahah Just 'cause your name is kool, don't think you are
David Valentino Nicely Wicked Join date: 1 Jan 2004 Posts: 2,941	04-22-2005 11:14 Coolness is always a fine balance between acting like you couldn't care less what others think, while desperately and secretly caring and perfecting your image to impress. However, there are some that perform a seemingly graceful and natural dance of coolness, and seem oblivious to their own image and it's effects. _____________________ David Lamoreaux Owner - Perilous Pleasures and Extreme Erotica Gallery
koolhand Koolhaas Uncensored McGillicuty Join date: 26 Nov 2004 Posts: 996	04-22-2005 11:19 From: Blayze Raine Just 'cause your name is kool, don't think you are Thanks, Blayze. I can always depend on you to give the pshrink more gas for the boat. Besides, I figured it would be like brainwashing. Say it enough times and you'll start to believe it. Hence, the 2 kool's.
Eggy Lippmann Wiktator Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 7,939	04-22-2005 11:47 I would scrap that paper if I were you. Nobody ever became cool by trying. If you have to try, then you'll never be cool. You'll be a poser. _____________________ Help us document Second Life history at http://slhistory.org!
Caleb Moreau Original Kewlip! Join date: 14 Jan 2005 Posts: 278	04-22-2005 19:36 The girl lies! There's only ONE way to be cool: Liquid. Nitrogen. You'll be so cool, you'll emit steam at most any temperature above freezing!
Lo Jacobs Awesome Possum Join date: 28 May 2004 Posts: 2,734	04-22-2005 20:08 From: Caleb Moreau The girl lies! There's only ONE way to be cool: Liquid. Nitrogen. You'll be so cool, you'll emit steam at most any temperature above freezing! She also left out lasers and robots, don't forget. _____________________ http://churchofluxe.com/Luster
Olympia Rebus Muse of Chaos Join date: 22 Feb 2004 Posts: 1,831	04-22-2005 20:24 From: Abby Nelson, 8 yrs old 8. Do not think weird Life would be boring if I didn't think weird! I'd rather be uncool than bored. I'm alarmed (but not surprised) that the kid already has put being sneaky, sarcastic, and "wearing the right clothes" as high priority. _____________________