When you Want to Strangle Someone
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Derek Jones
SL's Second Oldest Monkey
Join date: 18 Mar 2003
Posts: 668
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02-10-2004 20:50
Ok so I had someone basically screw me over. It's late at night and he's not available after I find out he screwed me over. Not a story I want to really share (at least atm).
The real question is: When you want to strangle someone but their neck is not present, what do you do?
I also feel like I haven't been on SL in a month and haven't posted in a few weeks. Wait, I haven't!!!
What a crappy way to end the day...
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Xadrian Baysklef
Dancing Monkey
Join date: 17 Nov 2003
Posts: 59
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Re: When you Want to Strangle Someone
02-10-2004 21:07
From: someone Originally posted by Derek Jones
The real question is: When you want to strangle someone but their neck is not present, what do you do?
In SL, you model a neck, script some strangly sounds, and voila. Voodoo neck strangling. |
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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02-10-2004 22:47
Bang your head on the wall. It helps immensely.
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Hawk Statosky
Camouflage tourist
Join date: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 175
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02-11-2004 01:43
Three words:
First. Person. Shooter.
Hell yeah...
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Maxx Monde
Registered User
Join date: 14 Nov 2003
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02-11-2004 04:50
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Einsman Schlegel
Disenchanted Fool
Join date: 11 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,461
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02-11-2004 05:33
I feel the same way, a few nuke gun shots in the sim helps!  |
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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02-11-2004 05:39
When I want to strangle someone I just go out and do it.
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Jack Digeridoo
machinimaniac
Join date: 29 Jul 2003
Posts: 1,170
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02-11-2004 06:07
No you don't!
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Bosozoku Kato
insurrectionist midget
Join date: 16 Jun 2003
Posts: 452
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02-11-2004 06:12
Monkey's strangle? I thought all they did was fling dung.
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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02-11-2004 07:04
From: someone Originally posted by Bosozoku Kato
fling dung. And there's the answer to your problem. I prefer violent FPS shooters, myself. I recommend the Halflife mod Day of Defeat.
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
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Fueltanker Cotton
Cracker
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 32
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02-11-2004 20:28
Postal 2 is the best for taking out anger.
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
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02-11-2004 21:06
I like the LOTR games on x-box for stress release  Die orc, die!
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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02-12-2004 04:52
Strangling takes a lot of effort. I find a sawed-off shotgun to the face to be much more effective, tho a wee bit messy.
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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02-12-2004 06:15
Well if you really do want to strangle, I suggest Hitman 2 for some neat ways to off people. And if, as Dev suggested, a sawn off shotgun in the face is more your style, then I second the recommendation for Postal 2. Yeah, it's sick. Yeah it's bad taste. And yeah it's a helluva lot of fun. I mean, name me ONE other game where you can you pee flammable liquid over people to burn them to a crisp? hmm? |
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Christopher Omega
Oxymoron
Join date: 28 Mar 2003
Posts: 1,828
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02-12-2004 19:43
Hmm... When I want to strangle someone? Let's see... Id probobly go to the local less-populated sandbox, rez a huge physical tower, and collapse it (a few dozen times  ). |
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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02-13-2004 03:10
Arg Derek....I don't know why, but every time I see that monkey picture you have there I think of that "Project X" movie (even if they weren't monkeys) and that big Chimp or whatever making that funny loud noise when they were destroying the lab. lol
Some day I'll have to get a clip of that part of the movie and post it here...haha. That would be better for a nice laugh than just reading my raving about it.
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
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Ironchef Cook
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Join date: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 574
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02-13-2004 08:10
Join a jiu-jitsu gym and you can do it all you want without going to jail.
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