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Rose Karuna

Lizard Doctor

Join date: 5 Jun 2004

Posts: 3,772

12-21-2004 06:14

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a big fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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Willow Zander

Having Blahgasms

Join date: 22 May 2004

Posts: 9,935

12-21-2004 06:15

That SO explains it all

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Talen Morgan

Amused

Join date: 2 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,097

12-21-2004 09:25

So you're basically saying women are suited for menial labor?....and that they should be subserviant to men

Isis Becquerel

Ferine Strumpet

Join date: 1 Sep 2004

Posts: 971

12-21-2004 10:15

Or maybe Santa is not a man afterall...

http://members.tripod.com/~TechBabe/santa.html

I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the one to defy sacred
myth, but I really believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is
a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a
tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!

For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about
selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always
seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and
mood rings left on the shelves. By this count alone, I'm convinced
Santa is a woman.

Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up
Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree,
still in the bag, with the price tag firmly affixed to the bottom and
the receipt stapled to the bag.

Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all,
there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and
strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid wide-eyed,
desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack
would already be on the way to the taxidermist.

Even if the male Santa DID have reindeer, he'd still have
transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there
in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.

Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:
- Men can't pack a bag.
- Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
- Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen
with all those elves.
- Men don't answer their mail.
- Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described,
even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly."
- Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody shapely is
wearing them.
- Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing all the time would seriously inhibit
their ability to pick up women.
- Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a COMMITMENT.

I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men:
- Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous.
Definite guy.
- Cupid flies around carrying weapons.
- Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers.
- The Easter Bunny takes a perfectly good basket full of eggs,
and empties it willy-nilly all over the house and yard, no concern
about who'll have to pick 'em up. Yep, that's a male.
- Leprechauns? Come on, the number one attraction for St. Patrick's
Day is green beer.

Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening
test.

But not St. Nick. Not a chance.

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One of the most fashionable notions of our times is that social problems like poverty and oppression breed wars. Most wars, however, are started by well-fed people with time on their hands to dream up half-baked ideologies or grandiose ambitions, and to nurse real or imagined grievances.
Thomas Sowell

As long as the bottle of wine costs more than 50 bucks, I'm not an alcoholic...even if I did drink 3 of them.

Rose Karuna

Lizard Doctor

Join date: 5 Jun 2004

Posts: 3,772

12-21-2004 10:41

From: Isis Becquerel

- Men can't pack a bag.
- Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
- Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen
with all those elves.
- Men don't answer their mail.
- Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described,
even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly."
- Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody shapely is
wearing them.
- Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing all the time would seriously inhibit
their ability to pick up women.
- Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a COMMITMENT.

Good One!

_____________________

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

Lecktor Hannibal

YOUR MOM

Join date: 1 Jul 2004

Posts: 6,734

12-21-2004 10:44

Mood rings rock!!

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From: Khamon Fate

Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

Bikers have more fun than people !

Ernie Parks

Registered User

Join date: 26 Aug 2004

Posts: 49

12-21-2004 10:55

It isn't Christmas already, is it?

Adam Cooper

Just call me Uncle Adam..

Join date: 10 Oct 2004

Posts: 380

12-21-2004 11:05

From: Rose Karuna

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a big fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

LOL Thats a great thought........

However one thing puts a spin on this mix. Remember these are not NORMAL reindeer, they are MAGIC reindeer! Any reindeer that can FLY throws all the rules out the window! But perhaps it's true; after all Santa might just love looking at reindeer's 'tails', the sick fu*k..... LOLOL

Insted of a quote, this time I thought I would provide a little music for your Holiday enjoyment, especially seeing as it is apt for this subject........ Hohoho

http://www.geocities.com/wiishes/rudolph.zip

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"Once while we were making love, a curious optical illusion occurred, and it almost looked as though she were moving." - Woody Allen.

Remember This At Christmas Time
Rose Karuna Lizard Doctor Join date: 5 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,772	12-21-2004 06:14 REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a big fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. _____________________ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
Willow Zander Having Blahgasms Join date: 22 May 2004 Posts: 9,935	12-21-2004 06:15 That SO explains it all _____________________ *I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* "Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind." <3 Giddeon's <3
Talen Morgan Amused Join date: 2 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,097	12-21-2004 09:25 So you're basically saying women are suited for menial labor?....and that they should be subserviant to men
Isis Becquerel Ferine Strumpet Join date: 1 Sep 2004 Posts: 971	12-21-2004 10:15 Or maybe Santa is not a man afterall... http://members.tripod.com/~TechBabe/santa.html I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I really believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. By this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag, with the price tag firmly affixed to the bottom and the receipt stapled to the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male Santa DID have reindeer, he'd still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man: - Men can't pack a bag. - Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. - Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves. - Men don't answer their mail. - Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly." - Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody shapely is wearing them. - Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing all the time would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women. - Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a COMMITMENT. I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men: - Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy. - Cupid flies around carrying weapons. - Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. - The Easter Bunny takes a perfectly good basket full of eggs, and empties it willy-nilly all over the house and yard, no concern about who'll have to pick 'em up. Yep, that's a male. - Leprechauns? Come on, the number one attraction for St. Patrick's Day is green beer. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance. _____________________ One of the most fashionable notions of our times is that social problems like poverty and oppression breed wars. Most wars, however, are started by well-fed people with time on their hands to dream up half-baked ideologies or grandiose ambitions, and to nurse real or imagined grievances. Thomas Sowell As long as the bottle of wine costs more than 50 bucks, I'm not an alcoholic...even if I did drink 3 of them.
Rose Karuna Lizard Doctor Join date: 5 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,772	12-21-2004 10:41 From: Isis Becquerel - Men can't pack a bag. - Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. - Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves. - Men don't answer their mail. - Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly." - Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody shapely is wearing them. - Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing all the time would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women. - Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a COMMITMENT. Good One! _____________________ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
Lecktor Hannibal YOUR MOM Join date: 1 Jul 2004 Posts: 6,734	12-21-2004 10:44 Mood rings rock!! _____________________ YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
Ernie Parks Registered User Join date: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 49	12-21-2004 10:55 It isn't Christmas already, is it?
Adam Cooper Just call me Uncle Adam.. Join date: 10 Oct 2004 Posts: 380	12-21-2004 11:05 From: Rose Karuna REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a big fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. LOL Thats a great thought........ However one thing puts a spin on this mix. Remember these are not NORMAL reindeer, they are MAGIC reindeer! Any reindeer that can FLY throws all the rules out the window! But perhaps it's true; after all Santa might just love looking at reindeer's 'tails', the sick fu*k..... LOLOL Insted of a quote, this time I thought I would provide a little music for your Holiday enjoyment, especially seeing as it is apt for this subject........ Hohoho http://www.geocities.com/wiishes/rudolph.zip _____________________ "Once while we were making love, a curious optical illusion occurred, and it almost looked as though she were moving." - Woody Allen.

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