DJ School now open

Would you like to be a DJ, but have no idea how to go about it? Or maybe you've looked into it and what few schools are out there you just can't afford? I have the solution. I will teach you to be a DJ for FREE. I know what you're thinking...what's the catch? It's really quite simple. You agree to DJ for me in my club (The Underground Club....located at Knightsbridge) for one month for tips only with a standard 80/20 split (the club gets 20% of tips). I require at least 2 shows per week, 2 hours per show. Once I teach you how to DJ, I give you a week to practice and get comfortable before putting you on the schedule. American, European, Asian, Australian; Human, Tiny, Necko, Furry; it doesn't matter. We are an equal opportunity school. You must have a mic (preferrably a headset) and speak fluent English. Interested? IM Taliesin Silverstar.