Albums ghostwritten to order

Want to be a star but cant play a note? Don't worry, I can fill in the gaps for you! Here's what I offer:

1) 100% original material. No copyright issues!

2) Professionally played, recorded and produced. I do not do Band-In-A-Box quickie knockoffs. I have a track record (and reputation) going back over 30 years, musicianship that is second-to-none and extensive composition experience. From nursery rhymes to symphony orchestras: I can do them all.

3) Any style, instrumentation or format... you're the boss.

4) Fast delivery.

5) Cheap rates: Starting at US$ 5000 (+ 5% of all sales revenue generated in any sales environment) per 1-hour album. I retain the copyright until gross sales pass the US$ 1,000,000 mark at which point we can renegotiate copyright ownership. You will have a free rein to exploit your ghostwritten material in any way you so desire. Half of the contracted fees must be paid in advance with the remainder due upon delivery of your album.

I can also provide live performance presentation consulatancy to help you develop your live show and image. That comes at an extra cost of US$ 40 per hour contracted in 4-hour blocks.

Please note that I do not provide sales, marketing or promotion services. Also I reserve the right to vary the rates charged at any time. However any work contracted at a particular rate will be completed at that rate.

Interested? Leave a message here or contact me in-world (Alazarin Mondrian).