Eternal Earth-bound Avatars

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Greetings fellow residents.

As our days propel us closer to the final one, the day of the Rapture, many of you may find yourself unprepared. You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your Avatar(s) who are left behind?

Eternal Earth-Bound Avatars takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated Avatar Caretakers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Avatar representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of Avatar activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, dedicated residents of Second Life, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to care for your Avatar for the rest of their natural life.

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $110.00 USD (payable in a Linden amount of $L28,500) we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one Avatar per resident will be saved. Each additional Alternate Avatar will be saved for an additional $15.00 USD fee ($L3600). A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your pixelated souls.

We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind.

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-Eternal Earth-bound Avatars
The next best thing to Avatar salvation in a Post Rapture World.