This is wordy, but it's all important to get the scope of the job.
I'm looking for a few exceptional, experienced male dancers. Are you wasted at your current job? Or do you just want a few more hours between 8-10pm SLT?
By exceptional, I mean:
60+ days in SL preferred (Unless you have an alt that fulfills the rest of these requirements. If that's the case, I may need to meet your first second self. Errr... you know what I mean.)
WANT:
=gorgeous skin and shape, not overpumped, not orange and not freebie tattooed (human or humanoid-neko are preferred)
=premium genitalia, either Lotus or similar (i.e. not free carrotsticks that attach to your stomach and are hard all the time)
=good, varied wardrobe that enables you to dress for themes INCLUDING good underwear!
=your own freestanding dances (I can show you where to get them.)
=EXCELLENT typing/chat/emote skills in English
=a great sense of humour - we are silly bastards and you will be out of place if you can't have a laugh with us. This means crap tips for you, ask our former unfunny dancers.
That's right, you've got to be an all-rounder. Funny, quick on the draw, sexy, flirty, strong personality, and able to click clothes off and junk on with excellent timing. And trying not to fall offstage.
I'm especially interested in guys with something different to offer in terms of looks or interest. We've got some pale face rockers, a tanned long hair, a hot punk rocker and we've got a seasoned old bearded master, and we make great tips AND AN HOURLY RATE. Got the stuff? Come on over.
DO NOT WANT:
*sickening pervy commentary that makes women want to run away
*guys that think this is a good way to 'git some'
*guys that use netspeak or abuse gestures
*guys that are threatened by someone getting tipped a lot - don't pout - get better and the tips will roll in
WHO ARE WE?
A ladies only club (for the moment) with a full, articulate staff including a manager on duty always, two security guards, a vibrant host and three dancers onstage when fully loaded. We run events on Mon, Tues, Thurs, Fri and Sat with shit-hot, live request-ready DJs, generous contests, and a bizarre little build in which to shake your thang.
Now. If you can get in-world and find my profile, you could either IM me (I may not get it - I cap often) or be REALLY WILY and click my Picks and find the club. Applications are out front somewhere near the stargate. Bonus points for the wily application-finding types. Do not reply here if you actually want a job. Sorry, I do not have time to hunt you down.
PS: We do not need you to be straight to work here. Just be able to flirt with the ladies in the crowd and make them feel like goddesses. If you can do that, come on in and join the fam.