That's right, those smiling Lindens and their smartass cohorts, the ResMods

So....I propose that, to relieve built up stress, there be a mass forum banning before the forums close. Like just before, sometime within the last 24 hours. Make it an event.
If you want to label yourself a bullseye for banning on that last fateful day, even if it's just a 1 day ban, and think that the mods should get their crack at smiting us about unabashedly, please volunteer to get banned for the sake of the email in your inbox here.
And Mods, if you play along, do us a favor. Exercise your absolute best creativity in the most unreasonable or twisted reasons for each of our bans! Make those emails bent as possible!
i.e.
"You have been banned temporarily from The Sandbox forum for wearing an orange tupee after Labor Day and reciting bad poetry that has a satanic message when played in reverse. "