Things todo with a single grain of rice?
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exifyde Bacon
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10-30-2005 19:01
Ok 1 of them weird days and im thinking, i wonder what you could do with a single grain of rice Cook it for a low cal snack Write ya name on it (wish i could lol) Stare at it to see if you can make it move Ok lets see how meny things you can think of to do with a single grain of rice there cant be that meny, its only a grain of rice rack ya brains lets see if we can think of 100 things lol 
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Dark Korvin
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10-30-2005 19:35
From: exifyde Bacon Ok 1 of them weird days and im thinking, i wonder what you could do with a single grain of rice Cook it for a low cal snack Write ya name on it (wish i could lol) Stare at it to see if you can make it move Ok lets see how meny things you can think of to do with a single grain of rice there cant be that meny, its only a grain of rice rack ya brains lets see if we can think of 100 things lol  Give it a name, and call it your pet rice. Feed a mouse. Set the rice on fire to see if it will burn. Play table soccer with a friend. Glue it to a black posterboard. Name it the lone rice, and see if there are any art galleries that will hang it.
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Jillian Callahan
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10-30-2005 21:55
From: Dark Korvin Glue it to a black posterboard. Name it the lone rice, and see if there are any art galleries that will hang it. No, go full artsy with it. If the plural of mouse is mice, then the sigular of rice must be rouce. thus:
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David Valentino
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10-30-2005 22:13
Draw little faint lines on it with a marker and drop it on top of someone's food when they aren't looking. Then point at it and go, "Eww..a maggot!" right as they are chewing on a good mouthful.
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Osprey Therian
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10-31-2005 00:21
Hollow it out and use it to store the American government's integrity.
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Eggy Lippmann
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10-31-2005 00:54
nanodildo!
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Neehai Zapata
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10-31-2005 02:05
Place it in Madonna's mouth to camouflage the gap between her front teeth.
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Torley Linden
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10-31-2005 02:08
Feed an army of Chinese... ants.
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Fairge Kinsella
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10-31-2005 02:51
Tampax Micro?
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Zarah Dawn
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10-31-2005 03:01
mess up a dvd/cd player > 
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Ursa Falcone
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10-31-2005 04:14
plant it, duh~!
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Liona Clio
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10-31-2005 13:59
Collect 'em all!
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Moss Talamasca
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Hmmm....
10-31-2005 14:20
* Sculpt it to look like the Madonna, then sell it on eBay. * Trade it to someone for a single sesame seed. * Dip it in ink and write with it! * Mount it on a phonograph arm and play a Doobie Brothers album... backwards! * Let George Bush give it to a poor, homeless, black woman on national TV to make it seem as though he cares. (He actually eats it and substitues some pocket lint for the Photo Op.) * Hollow it out and fill it with my regret for my anti-Bush statements (props, Osprey!). * Puff it and enjoy a quarter-spoonful of delicious morning cereal! * Keep it brown and enjoy greater health benefits! * Take an incredibly small part in a wedding ceremony. * Cook it with milk and sugar. Ricelet Nano-Pudding!
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JackBurton Faulkland
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10-31-2005 14:24
Yell at it!! "You Stupid Piece Of Rice! Nobody Likes you! Why dont you go play a game of: Hide and go fwuck yourself!!!"
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MadamG Zagato
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10-31-2005 22:41
Get a group of friends and pass it from tongue to tongue. Ladies, torture your man with it (you know where to prick it) ...mm hmmm Guys, Hang it from a piece of string and let it swing back n forth over her nipple. You can use your imagination with the other one so it won't get jealous. That's the R rated version
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