So I met a really friendly egg fried rice the other day.
He said it was raining, but when I opened it, it was purple, not square!
Of course, I couldnt stand for that, so I stood up... and banged my head on a rusty nail three doors down the street.
It said 'Ow!', but I couldnt hear it because I was three doors up.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, as soon as I found the flamingo bouyancy trousers I ran straight to the shop in my car, and demanded a refund.
The bus conductor looked nonplussed, but refunded my trainfare anyway, and gave me a complimentary flattened marshmallow toilet.
On the way back to the boat, toilet in hand, the egg fried rice (which I'd been keeping warm in my shoe in case it rained) told me not to write this post in case people thought I'd been taking acid.
But I had to... the potato king told me to.
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Eddie Escher
Builder of things...
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09-29-2005 13:32
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Teri LaFollette
*smiles knowingly*
Join date: 26 Jan 2004
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09-29-2005 13:37
i confess...it was my green circle four doors down, however Selador told me too and i do what He says....maybe it was His black box with sparkling peanut butter sadwiches made with grahm crackers and glitter. The nonplussed cashier became pedantric on me and caused me to add several divisors under water.
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Teri LaFollette
*smiles knowingly*
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09-29-2005 13:44
Eddie,
That is hilarious and makes absolutely no sense to me...is it a code for eggheads? Giggles  Regardless, it made me laugh out loud here at work and that should be worth something to you! LOL Thanks for the break from my mundane tasks._____________________
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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09-29-2005 13:53
So I met a really friendly egg fried rice the other day. He said it was raining, but when I opened it, it was purple, not square! Of course, I couldnt stand for that, so I stood up... and banged my head on a rusty nail three doors down the street. It said 'Ow!', but I couldnt hear it because I was three doors up. Anyway, to cut a long story short, as soon as I found the flamingo bouyancy trousers I ran straight to the shop in my car, and demanded a refund. The bus conductor looked nonplussed, but refunded my trainfare anyway, and gave me a complimentary flattened marshmallow toilet. On the way back to the boat, toilet in hand, the egg fried rice (which I'd been keeping warm in my shoe in case it rained) told me not to write this post in case people thought I'd been taking acid. But I had to... the potato king told me to. I love your abstract mind Eddie! I still have your plywood Prims as a screen saver. Made my day. _____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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09-29-2005 14:57
I'll have a salad too.
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
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09-29-2005 14:59
Make mine a double.
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Caleb Moreau
Original Kewlip!
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09-29-2005 15:27
And hold the SWAT team, please. They give us dreadful gas.
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
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09-29-2005 15:29
HAHAHA EDDIE I CAN TOTALLY RELATE!
omg omg guys... on a related note, c-c-check out this... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ptikobj/ i love when stuff like this comes up, it's the way i experience the world. _____________________
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Loki Pico
Registered User
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09-29-2005 15:38
Eddie said... But I had to... the potato king told me to. See, it all comes back to Devo. Supermarket flashbacks show arms and legs in plastic sacks fat men twelve bananas high die while all the women cry love-love gets sucked away on big fat lips while people pray boy plus girl make mess out of sex no babies come what happens next de-evolution self-execution no-solution I’m a potato and I’m so hip teenage hoodlums stand in line donate blood to pay for crime butchers steal doctor's tools sow pretty heads on dogs and mules hi-fI systems men in pairs tape bodies falling down the stairs father-son teams split the cost of nighttime girls but all is lost to de-evolution self-execution no-solution I’m a spudman I got eyes all around martian feet turn dirt and stone for buried treasure human bone madison men tattoo ads on ten year olds with sucker pads rockets rust attack decay things fall apart while spacemen play now daddy zero drops his brown godowngodowngodown to de-evolution self-execution no-solution I’m a spudgun i'd like to shoot'em all!! And on a related note. It is true that tattoos make the best window cleaners, but only if their accounts are not overdrawn. Purple monkey dishwasher. |
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
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09-29-2005 15:40
this THREAD IS A DREAM COME TRUE!
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
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09-29-2005 16:37
If you can encompass the totality of something, can it then truly be abstract?
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Ananda Sandgrain
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09-29-2005 18:27
Pancake paper cut, my brother! A spring am I for your microphone shrubbery. <3
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Alexander Yeats
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09-29-2005 19:07
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other, One was blind and the other couldn't, see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" A paralysed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind man in the eye, Knocked him through a nine inch wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all, A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came to arrest the two dead boys, If you don't believe this story’s true, Ask the blind man he saw it too! |
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
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09-29-2005 19:29
anyone lived in a pretty how town (with up so floating many bells down) spring summer autumn winter he sang his didn’t he danced his did. Women and men(both little and small) cared for anyone not at all they sowed their isn’t they reaped their same sun moon stars rain children guessed(but only a few and down they forgot as up they grew autumn winter spring summer) that noone loved him more by more when by now and tree by leaf she laughed his joy she cried his grief bird by snow and stir by still anyone’s any was all to her someones married their everyones laughed their cryings and did their dance (sleep wake hoe and then)they said their nevers and they slept their dream stars rain sun moon (and only the snow can begin to explain how children are apt for forget to remember with up so floating many bells down) one day anyone died i guess (and noone stooped to kiss his face) busy folk buried them side by side little by little and was by was all by all and deep by deep and more by more they dream their sleep noone and anyone earth by april wish by spirit and if by yes. Women and men(both dong and ding) summer autumn winter spring reaped their sowing and went their came sun moon stars rain so pretty, so sad _____________________
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Loki Pico
Registered User
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09-29-2005 19:33
If you can encompass the totality of something, can it then truly be abstract? Yes, this is always the case especially when it is finely cooked with knitting needles. It is never true when the totality is arranged in multiples of two, seven, or unicycles. *Note, if the unicycle has more than one wheel, then the opposite is false when mixed with turpentine. |
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Eddie Escher
Builder of things...
Join date: 11 Jul 2003
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09-30-2005 00:13
Hahaha keep it coming people, the potato king demands it!
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Copper Surface
Wandering Carroteer
Join date: 6 Jul 2005
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09-30-2005 02:35
Torley, you have good taste in cartoons
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
Join date: 8 Apr 2004
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09-30-2005 04:28
Yes, this is always the case especially when it is finely cooked with knitting needles. It is never true when the totality is arranged in multiples of two, seven, or unicycles. *Note, if the unicycle has more than one wheel, then the opposite is false when mixed with turpentine. True. However, this does not account for the recommended daily allowance of riboflavin while surfing on a teapot. _____________________
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Ananda Sandgrain
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09-30-2005 09:17
From Emo Phillips
One day, I was walking down the street, something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet. So I went into a pastry shop, and asked the girl behind the counter, "Do you have a zwieback?" She said, "No, I just always slouch this way." _____________________
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Seth Kanahoe
political fugue artist
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09-30-2005 10:24
Hahaha keep it coming people, the potato king demands it! [Insert George W. Bush's first and second inaugural addresses here.] _____________________
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Azreal Rubio
PrimHead
Join date: 29 Jan 2004
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09-30-2005 11:07
HAHAHA EDDIE I CAN TOTALLY RELATE! omg omg guys... on a related note, c-c-check out this... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ptikobj/ i love when stuff like this comes up, it's the way i experience the world. Hilarious _____________________
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