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Experts debunk Kevn Klein

Alex Fitzsimmons
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07-15-2006 14:52
SECOND LIFE FORUMS - "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth," say creationists, including Second Life forum poster Kevn Klein.

But another Second Life forum poster, Alex Fitzsimmons, an expert, disagrees.

"No, that's just totally wrong," she said.

Earlier today, Klein posted an article about a lecture at The Society for the Advancement of Creation Science, whose stated purpose is "to strengthen people's faith in the Creator and his Word." He used this article to indicate that "experts" have debunked the theory of evolution.

"But that's stupid," said Fitzsimmons, rolling her eyes. "People are always making moronic claims like this. There wasn't even a modicum of actual evidence to be found anywhere in that post, but he had it titled like it proved something. Whatever."

Fitzsimmons indicated that she would "do nothing, except maybe post some more, I guess."
Cliffy Palmerstone
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07-15-2006 14:55
I don't believe in Kevn Klein at all. I am an akevnist.
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Leilany LaFollette
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07-15-2006 14:58
It's impossible. Your head would start spinning until it exploded, which is what Kevn wants.. I'm on to him ;)
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Siobhan OFlynn
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07-15-2006 15:03
As a Roman Catholic, it's against my religion to believe in Kevn Kline. ;)
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Joy Honey
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07-15-2006 16:22
This thread belongs in the Lifestyles section of the newspaper :mad:
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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07-15-2006 19:05
This parody does capture his habitual logically fallacious use of argument by authority quite well. :)

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Einsman Schlegel
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07-15-2006 19:13
I think my brain just farted.
Susie Boffin
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07-15-2006 19:56
Who is Kevin Kline?
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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07-15-2006 21:27
From: Susie Boffin
Who is Kevin Kline?
He makes jeans, I believe.

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07-16-2006 00:36
From: Leilany LaFollette
It's impossible. Your head would start spinning until it exploded, which is what Kevn wants.. I'm on to him ;)


It's more fun to make his head explode, dip for everyone! :D
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Alex Fitzsimmons
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07-16-2006 03:16
What's really bugging me is that Kevn still hasn't posted in this at all. I mean, as many times as I've posted provocative comments, it seems like someone could do me the courtesy of finally getting angry with me for a change! :p

My struggle continues ...
Kevn Klein
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07-16-2006 05:19
From: Alex Fitzsimmons
What's really bugging me is that Kevn still hasn't posted in this at all. I mean, as many times as I've posted provocative comments, it seems like someone could do me the courtesy of finally getting angry with me for a change! :p

My struggle continues ...

I would get mad, but I'm still not sure I exist. ;)
Ulrika Zugzwang
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07-16-2006 11:32
From: Kevn Klein
I would get mad, but I'm still not sure I exist. ;)
Oh you exist. I have a picture to prove it:



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Alex Fitzsimmons
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08-15-2006 13:46
I may as well necropost one of my old favorites (of my own creation). :D
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Rebuttal
08-15-2006 14:04
Earlier in this thread, Alex Fitzsimmons stated that she would "do nothing, except maybe post some more, I guess."

We, the experts at the Second Life Debunking Society of Creationists, find this statement to be misleading by omission. We are almost entirely (to the point that it would be perverse to with-hold assent) certain of the fact that Ms. Fitzsimmons continues to enjoy the benefits of a eukaryotic existence, including respiration, enzymatic recombination, staged metabolism, and a separate mitochondrial genetic lineage - to whit, her entire existence debunks Mr. Klein's ridiculous assertions, and as such, we call for her ouster from the Second Life Debunking Society of Creationists, on the grounds that by being expelled, she will automatically qualify for membership therein.

Thank You,

Ulri^WPhe^WKendr^WAlex^WFinning Widget, Doctor Emeritus in Hydrogeology (Hon. - Patriot University, alumnus /ex dedecorus/)
Norman Desmoulins
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08-15-2006 14:20
From: Susie Boffin
Who is Kevin Kline?


http://dramafan.tripod.com/kevinkline/
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Alex Fitzsimmons
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08-15-2006 18:39
From: Finning Widget
Earlier in this thread, Alex Fitzsimmons stated that she would "do nothing, except maybe post some more, I guess."

We, the experts at the Second Life Debunking Society of Creationists, find this statement to be misleading by omission. We are almost entirely (to the point that it would be perverse to with-hold assent) certain of the fact that Ms. Fitzsimmons continues to enjoy the benefits of a eukaryotic existence, including respiration, enzymatic recombination, staged metabolism, and a separate mitochondrial genetic lineage - to whit, her entire existence debunks Mr. Klein's ridiculous assertions, and as such, we call for her ouster from the Second Life Debunking Society of Creationists, on the grounds that by being expelled, she will automatically qualify for membership therein.

Thank You,

Ulri^WPhe^WKendr^WAlex^WFinning Widget, Doctor Emeritus in Hydrogeology (Hon. - Patriot University, alumnus /ex dedecorus/)


@.@

Finning, you ... really are an original. :p
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08-16-2006 01:42
From: Ulrika Zugzwang
This parody does capture his habitual logically fallacious use of argument by authority quite well. :)

~Ulrika~


As does your usual response - the difference being that Kevn appeals to God, whereas you appeal to Yourself. ;)