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Lecktor Hannibal

YOUR MOM

Join date: 1 Jul 2004

Posts: 6,734

10-05-2005 14:55

A women was shopping as her local supermarket where she selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk,

a carton of eggs,

a quart of orange juice,

a head of romaine lettuce,

a 2 lb. can of coffee,

and a 1 1b. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items
in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "you must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to her martial status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "well you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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Gabe Lippmann

"Phone's ringing, Dude."

Join date: 14 Jun 2004

Posts: 4,219

10-05-2005 14:59

loaf of bread, carton of milk and a stick of butta

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Psyra Extraordinaire

Corra Nacunda Chieftain

Join date: 24 Jul 2004

Posts: 1,533

10-05-2005 15:12

Scary thing, I know just what Gabe's talking about too.

But wasn't it "a container of milk"? :>

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Zuzu Fassbinder

Little Miss No Tomorrow

Join date: 17 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,048

10-05-2005 15:23

From: Psyra Extraordinaire

But wasn't it "a container of milk"? :>

Yeah, I think container is right

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I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Broken Templar

Registered User

Join date: 14 Aug 2004

Posts: 139

10-05-2005 16:21

Definately a container of milk.

I remembered! I remembered!

Ilianexsi Sojourner

Chick with Horns

Join date: 11 Jul 2004

Posts: 1,707

10-05-2005 17:04

Yikes.... just realized that I know what this refers to, also. Just yesterday I was trying to remember what the other things were that distracted the kid. What does that say about me? I hope it doesn't say that I'm old...

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The drunk clairvoyant
Lecktor Hannibal YOUR MOM Join date: 1 Jul 2004 Posts: 6,734	10-05-2005 14:55 A women was shopping as her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 1b. package of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "you must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her martial status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "well you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." _____________________ YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
Gabe Lippmann "Phone's ringing, Dude." Join date: 14 Jun 2004 Posts: 4,219	10-05-2005 14:59 loaf of bread, carton of milk and a stick of butta _____________________ go to Nocturnal Threads
Psyra Extraordinaire Corra Nacunda Chieftain Join date: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 1,533	10-05-2005 15:12 Scary thing, I know just what Gabe's talking about too. But wasn't it "a container of milk"? :> _____________________ E-Mail Psyra at psyralbakor_at_yahoo_dot_com, Visit my Webpage at www.psyra.ca Visit me in-world at the Avaria sims, in Grendel's Children! ^^
Zuzu Fassbinder Little Miss No Tomorrow Join date: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,048	10-05-2005 15:23 From: Psyra Extraordinaire But wasn't it "a container of milk"? :> Yeah, I think container is right _____________________ From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
Broken Templar Registered User Join date: 14 Aug 2004 Posts: 139	10-05-2005 16:21 Definately a container of milk. I remembered! I remembered!
Ilianexsi Sojourner Chick with Horns Join date: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 1,707	10-05-2005 17:04 Yikes.... just realized that I know what this refers to, also. Just yesterday I was trying to remember what the other things were that distracted the kid. What does that say about me? I hope it doesn't say that I'm old... _____________________ Everything's impossible,'till it ain't. --Ben Hawkins, Carnivale Help build a Utopian Playland-- www.doctorsteel.com. Music, robots, fun times!

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