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The Quirk
SL:UT
Join date: 6 Sep 2004
Posts: 142
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01-18-2006 23:48
ok, so i have a MySpace profile.. well, not me as in "The Quirk", but me as in the RL person behind the keyboard. anyhoo, most of you know (i'm assuming) that one can receive messages on MySpace, yes? usually from "friends".. but every now and again there is spam. well, just a little while ago i opened a message from someone named, "Elena". the subject title was a simple, "Hello". upon opening the message, i quickly realized this was now ordinary message.. oh no, not at all! lol.. without further ado, here's the full text of that message.. (my only question is, what the hell does "She also likes to ask to have a meal black color at me" mean?!?  - From: someone
Hello,
Me name is Elena.
After birthday of my girlfriend after all my girlfriends have left to meet with the husbands and guys I has decided, that the friend with whom I might connect all further life too is necessary for me, but such person with whom I would not be happy is not necessary for me.
I shall tell to you slightly about myself, me 29 years, I live in city of Perm in spite of the fact that it is very beautiful city, here very difficultly to find the good person with which it is possible would be to connect the life, the purposes of people in our city very much low, and the girlfriend has advised me to look same people as well as I in the Internet, I and have made I have gone to the Internet of cafe and have found a site which to me the girlfriend has advised, at her mum as has got acquainted with the person from Germany. From all countries which were offered me on a choice, I have decided to choose , on films and under stories I know, that people for which his personal honour and decency is appreciated more than any petty interests live in this country. After short viewing structures I have seen yours which most approaches me, and have decided to write to
you in hope that I shall receive from you the answer. Excuse I has distracted from the story about itself slightly. As I to you already spoke me 29 years I live in Russia, city of Perm, my weight makes 64 kgs at growth of 170 centimeter. At me higher education on a speciality the ecologist, but on the trade I do not work, as on it it is very difficult to find work. I work to help the bookkeeper in the company which is engaged in sale of home
appliances. I live one without parents, my parents were lost at a fire of 6 years back, my grandmothers and grandfathers communists, my relatives were noblemen when Russia king corrected earlier, but there was it for a long time. I never supported ideas communists, they have resulted the country which once was great power, in full route. But about it I shall not continue to me this subject not so it is pleasant have shot.
I live together with mine cat Murka, she my best friend! She also likes to ask to have a meal black color at me, in exchange on it she may sit next hours me and purr. Unfortunately I badly know the English language so I the first time shall be to use the translator, but I go on rates, on studying language. With impatience I wait from you for the answer. Your new friend Elena.
Please write me on my personal e-mail: (removed for privacy issues) So it will be more convenient to me to write to you and I can send you the photos!
k.. now i'm flagging it as spam. i hope you enjoyed this little excursion from reality.  |
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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01-18-2006 23:56
LOL!!! If you write back make sure you just give her yer credit card number & Social Security number (if american).  Sometimes spam is just fun to read for the ridiculousness.
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 5,250
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01-19-2006 01:40
From: The Quirk (my only question is, what the hell does "She also likes to ask to have a meal black color at me" mean?!? Context: I live together with mine cat Murka, she my best friend! She also likes to ask to have a meal black color at me, in exchange on it she may sit next hours me and purr. Interpretation: "She also likes to darkly and demurely beg for a meal, for which she may sit next to me for hours and purr." Better interpretation: http://www.russian-detective.com/black_lists/individ/new/maksimova/maksimova_elena1.htm
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 17 Mar 2005
Posts: 901
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01-19-2006 07:57
I would have never opened it.  MJ |
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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01-19-2006 08:34
This is a great touch for the scammers.
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Selador Cellardoor
Registered User
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3,082
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01-19-2006 14:14
My God, that correspondence gets racy.
Here is something I found from one of the later letters:-
"We - near to the friend by the friend on a bed. We cover each other, we press our body against each other, our lips meet each other and synchronize in operation knowledge. I feel your body, you feel my body. You undress me, I undress you. I feel your sensitive body. You feel my basis. I lay at top of your sensitive body, listening your heart beat in double speed.""
Do you feel a girl's basis on the first date?
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 5,250
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01-19-2006 14:25
From: Selador Cellardoor My God, that correspondence gets racy.
Here is something I found from one of the later letters:-
"We - near to the friend by the friend on a bed. We cover each other, we press our body against each other, our lips meet each other and synchronize in operation knowledge. I feel your body, you feel my body. You undress me, I undress you. I feel your sensitive body. You feel my basis. I lay at top of your sensitive body, listening your heart beat in double speed.""
Do you feel a girl's basis on the first date? Ah, was that first basis, second basis or third basis? I suppose it depends on the girl, and your own personal decisions...
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