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Kevn will miss Ulrika and her alts!

Kevn Klein
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Join date: 5 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,422
08-13-2006 13:27
OK, I admit it. I'm going to miss her attempts to ridicule me and my beliefs. I would say the reason I even come here is for a challenge. She, with her multitude of alts has supplied me with many hours of challenge and entertainment.
milady Guillaume
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Join date: 28 Dec 2003
Posts: 696
08-13-2006 13:35
Hell really did freeze over and someone forgot to mention it???
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Macphisto Angelus
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08-13-2006 13:47
And this folks, is the greatest closing confession yet.
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Vares Solvang
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Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
08-13-2006 14:04
Head on over to SecondCitizen and keep things going. I've been browsing through the threads and it seems like a fun place really.
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Dr Tardis
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Posts: 426
08-13-2006 16:18
Good show, Kevn. :)

See you in the funny papers!
Juro Kothari
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Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
08-13-2006 16:56
I wouldn't really call it an "attempt" - but, that's just me.
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Ulrika Otafuku
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Join date: 13 Aug 2006
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08-13-2006 17:11
From: Juro Kothari
I wouldn't really call it an "attempt" - but, that's just me.

But then again, you are one of my brown nosers.
Willow Zander
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Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
08-13-2006 17:14
Wow, a surname with fuck you in it, shocker.
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Juro Kothari
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Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
08-13-2006 17:15
From: Ulrika Otafuku
But then again, you are one of my brown nosers.

The real Ulrika doesn't have, nor need, brown nosers - but nice try anyway.
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Ulrika Otafuku
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Join date: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 3
08-13-2006 17:22
From: Juro Kothari
The real Ulrika doesn't have, nor need, brown nosers - but nice try anyway.

Keep up the good work.
Juro Kothari
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Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
08-13-2006 17:24
From: Ulrika Otafuku
Keep up the good work.

Will do. Thanks for taking notice.
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Ulrika Otafuku
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Join date: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 3
08-13-2006 17:29
From: Juro Kothari
Will do. Thanks for taking notice.

You're welcome. Expect an increase in your grub rations tomorrow.
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Jayson Whittaker
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Join date: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 220
08-13-2006 17:37
From: Ulrika Otafuku
You're welcome. Expect an increase in your grub rations tomorrow.


Ever counted your alts?
Jon Rolland
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Join date: 3 Oct 2005
Posts: 705
08-13-2006 18:59
From: Willow Zander
Wow, a surname with fuck you in it, shocker.

O-ta-fuk-u = "Oh to fuck you?" Are lindens making an offer or is this targetted to the escort industry?
Ulrika Liebknecht
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Join date: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 12
08-13-2006 20:36
From: Ulrika Otafuku
But then again, you are one of my brown nosers.

I like you.
Billy Grace
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Join date: 8 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,307
08-14-2006 08:04
From: Jon Rolland
O-ta-fuk-u = "Oh to fuck you?" Are lindens making an offer or is this targetted to the escort industry?

It is not an offer, LL is telling you what they think of you and your opinions. :eek:
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Mocc Spatula
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Join date: 6 Apr 2006
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08-14-2006 09:36
I read it as "oughta fuck you", which could work a couple of different ways.

Either Ulrika really, really ought to fuck you, in the pixel-slapping sense (now all we need to do is figure out which "you" she's referring to).

OR Ulrika is so mad at "you" that she's figuring she oughta fuck you, in the way that the alligator fucked the toad.

i.e. (old one this): Guy pulls over on a rural road in Florida, stopped by the big sign over a tin shack that reads "See the Famous Toad-Fucking Gator".

Curious, he parks and wanders in to the makeshift bar. Handful of sunburnt, gap-toothed locals; burly barkeep: smell of damp, sweat, stale beer.

In the corner: big rusty cage holding gigantic, restless, scarred and one-eyed alligator.

Our Hero: "So - does that alligator really fuck toads?"

Barkeep: "Sho do, boy"

OH: "What's the trick?"

Barkeep: "No trick, boy - ya jist pays yer twenny bucks, pulls up a pew, and yeh gets ter watch."

OH: (handing over a crisp $20) "OK - show me"

At which, the barkeep pockets the $20, reaches into a barrel behind the counter, extracts a large, slimy, jiggling toad, and tosses it through the bars of the alligator's cage.

The gator twists once, tail slapping meatily against the bars, and snaps the toad clean through with one massive CHOMP of its huge jaws.

Barkeep: "Yup - thet toad sho is fucked now"

:D

Aye thenk ewe.
Richie Waves
Predictable
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 1,424
08-14-2006 12:22
From: Juro Kothari
The real Ulrika doesn't have, nor need, brown nosers - but nice try anyway.



am I like.. uh.. the only person to spot an Irony in this??

though for all I know you are ulrika.. not that I care a shit.. I just found this funny.
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Alex Fitzsimmons
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Join date: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,605
08-14-2006 15:19
From: Richie Waves
am I like.. uh.. the only person to spot an Irony in this??

though for all I know you are ulrika.. not that I care a shit.. I just found this funny.


Didn't you know? Ask Kevn. We're all Ulrika. :rolleyes:
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