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Reasons why one should not over eat
Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
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10-05-2005 19:32
Python explodes after eating alligator. Never eat more than 1/2 your size or that has claws still attached. ;)
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Chance Abattoir
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10-05-2005 19:42
Argh. Stupid pet owners. First Gambian pouch rats, now pythons.
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Bertha Horton
Fat w/ Ice Cream
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10-05-2005 19:55
Eh, the python was a wuss. Couldn't handle it.
Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
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10-05-2005 20:46
The gator, in a past life. :D
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Armath Severine
Teen Grid Ancient.
Join date: 7 Jul 2005
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10-05-2005 22:51
The scientific thing is... Once snakes start to swallow the prey, it simply cannot, via natural means, stop the process, or even regurgitate. This is why it popped. It over estimated itself.


and just to break up the boring science:
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Chance Abattoir
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10-06-2005 01:46
From: Armath Severine
The scientific thing is... Once snakes start to swallow the prey, it simply cannot, via natural means, stop the process, or even regurgitate. This is why it popped. It over estimated itself.


http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2005/07/31/news/columnists/silicon_beach/21_11_407_30_05.txt
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Kimberly Casanova
Meh.
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10-06-2005 02:58
Mmm. Alligator anyone?
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Lora Morgan
Puts the "eek" in "geek"
Join date: 19 Mar 2004
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10-06-2005 05:52
"That's a nice purse. Is that alligator or snake skin?"

"Actually, it's both. Funny story..."
Emma Soyinka
Got moo? o_o
Join date: 13 Sep 2005
Posts: 218
10-06-2005 09:07
From: Lora Morgan
"That's a nice purse. Is that alligator or snake skin?"

"Actually, it's both. Funny story..."

XD bwaha, that's hilarious!
Armath Severine
Teen Grid Ancient.
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10-06-2005 11:47
From: Lora Morgan
"That's a nice purse. Is that alligator or snake skin?"

"Actually, it's both. Funny story..."



HAH! XD
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Armath Severine
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10-06-2005 12:11
From: Chance Abattoir
http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2005/07/31/news/columnists/silicon_beach/21_11_407_30_05.txt


Along these lines, it was recently proven, Dr. Evil's father, did not, in fact, invent the question mark.

In fact, the question mark as we know it "?" was actaully invented for the 1920's Batman serial in which the recurring villian "The Riddler."

It is still in debate, however, that "riddles" were inventided for the same useage (elswise, they did infact originate in Arda, specificly Middle-Earth, where it is still quite a big deal when someone presents one to you). We also, are not certain if Batman came out in the 1920's, it might have also been the first comic. Or quite possibly the first art. It is widely beleived that existance cave drawings and ancient kenji, are infact, not possible, becuase the world only began 2005 years ago.

And to clarify one last ponderance, neither of the two, the chicken or the egg, actually came fist. One may need to open their minds to undertand this, but the truth is, neither chicken, or egg, even exist yet. In the near future of 2037, time-rips will be discovered. Through one of these rips, Mike (the headless chicken), who is not really headless, he just evolved beyond the need for a face. With this type of transcendence, he traveled through the rip, knowing what he needed to do. He went back to the year 1 (because we are all of 2005 years old, bear in mind) and he spread his seed. So you see, though we have chickens now, they exist retroactivley from several years in the future. It is sort of similar to the events that occured in the south-east in 1997, when the cyborg known as T700 came back, and the technology that he brought, allowed the discovery in the past, that in turn, allowed him to be built in the future. It's a common occurance. Without Mike being born in the future, chickens will cease to exist in the past.

Pardon me, I have to remind myself to type this when I get back, or else it won't happen.

And a final note, the spoon, contrary to popular beleif, does in fact exist. But it is spectral, as ghosts exist, and so do magic. The spoon is a marriage of the two ethers.
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Torley Linden
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10-06-2005 13:33
SNAAAKE! It's a SNAAAKE!
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Armath Severine
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Now it's the gator's turn.
10-10-2005 11:17
From: Bertha Horton
Eh, the python was a wuss. Couldn't handle it.


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Malison Edge
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10-11-2005 07:23
A simple guideline:
Never eat anything bigger that your head.