Those little sperm are alive! I saw it under a microscope. (don't ask)
I can't believe I was killing all those sperm every time surfed the Internet.
I feel so dirty.
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Neehai Zapata
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03-06-2006 15:54
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
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03-06-2006 15:58
and it kills kittens
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Kathmandu Gilman
Fearful Symmetry Baby!
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03-06-2006 16:14
Hmmm, a trail of dead kittens stretching from horizon to horizon...
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Neehai Zapata
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03-06-2006 16:18
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Crendrel Mauriac
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03-06-2006 16:19
I don't think you're doing it right.
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Neehai Zapata
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03-06-2006 16:28
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
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03-06-2006 16:30
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
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03-06-2006 16:57
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Noh Rinkitink
Just some Nohbody
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03-06-2006 17:14
Of course, if there's enough masturbation killing kittens, cats may retaliate.
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Cliffy Palmerstone
Manc in Geordieland
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03-06-2006 17:30
Every Sperm is Sacred
From: The Meaning Of Life by the Monty Python Team There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood! Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. God needs everybody's. Mine! And mine! And mine! Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaate! _____________________
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Ananda Sandgrain
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03-06-2006 17:57
See, post something perfectly reasonable like this and you get no argument!
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Kevn Klein
God is Love!
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03-06-2006 18:31
Yeah, preach to the choir and all agree, amazing, huh?
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
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03-06-2006 20:32
HAH! If thats the case then I make Hitler, Hussein, Genghis Khan, & all those other guys look like amateurs!!
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
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03-06-2006 20:46
Those cats can't stop me! My reign of terror continues unabated.
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Mulch Ennui
15 Minutes are Over
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03-06-2006 21:07
I choked the chicken
but I only spanked the Monkey someone else strangled the one eyed snake _____________________
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Faminu Sojourner
Buttons aren't toys
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03-06-2006 22:32
Still ok for women though right ?
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Spinner Poutine
Still rezzin or am I
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03-06-2006 23:39
Still ok for women though right ? As long as you have video  _____________________
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