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Daaneth Kivioq

Wandering Philosopher

Join date: 11 Jan 2006

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07-23-2006 16:50

I mean, this is just a terrible thing to witness. There were bits of Xylophone strewn EVERYWHERE, and several large, scruffy looking Wombats and Koalas sitting about looking pretentious, and self righteous. Like they had the RIGHT, no THE DIVINE DUTY to savage those poor Xylophones. This kind of intolerant behavior really gets my knickers in a twist. I think we need laws to protect to rights of innocent Xylophones to live their lifestyle without suffering such attacks.

What are YOUR thoughts - Pro Xylophone, or do you support these Diprotodontic Vermin?

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Alex Fitzsimmons

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07-23-2006 17:18

Xylophones exist only to be played. It is the function of xylophones to be played, as this is the purpose of xylophones. Whether the xylophone wishes to be played or not matters little, for it shall be played regardless, as is the proper modality of xlyophones, when all things are in their proper place. A xylophone may be played furiously until it is destroyed, or it may be played gently, but it will have no say in the matter, nor should it expect to have any.

This is the way of xylophones.

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Vares Solvang

It's all Relative

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07-23-2006 17:20

I think I am going to have to go with pie on this one.

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Fmeh Tagore

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07-23-2006 17:44

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Siobhan Taylor

Nemesis

Join date: 13 Aug 2003

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07-24-2006 01:12

From: Daaneth Kivioq

I mean, this is just a terrible thing to witness. There were bits of Xylophone strewn EVERYWHERE, and several large, scruffy looking Wombats and Koalas sitting about looking pretentious, and self righteous. Like they had the RIGHT, no THE DIVINE DUTY to savage those poor Xylophones. This kind of intolerant behavior really gets my knickers in a twist. I think we need laws to protect to rights of innocent Xylophones to live their lifestyle without suffering such attacks.

What are YOUR thoughts - Pro Xylophone, or do you support these Diprotodontic Vermin?

And I thought this was going to be a thread about Rolf Harris.

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Siobhan Taylor

Nemesis

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07-24-2006 01:13

From: Alex Fitzsimmons

Xylophones exist only to be played. It is the function of xylophones to be played, as this is the purpose of xylophones. Whether the xylophone wishes to be played or not matters little, for it shall be played regardless, as is the proper modality of xlyophones, when all things are in their proper place. A xylophone may be played furiously until it is destroyed, or it may be played gently, but it will have no say in the matter, nor should it expect to have any.

This is the way of xylophones.

Gorean Xylophones? Now I think I've heard it all...

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Listle Huskerdu

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Join date: 12 Jul 2006

Posts: 127

07-24-2006 01:41

I think Xylophones should have rights. Badges to be distributed and donations to be collected for Xylophone Rights at your local supermarket door. Volenteers needed. Foot canvassers desired. Lets fight for XR!!!

Zuzu Fassbinder

Little Miss No Tomorrow

Join date: 17 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,048

07-24-2006 09:30

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Daaneth Kivioq

Wandering Philosopher

Join date: 11 Jan 2006

Posts: 157

Omg!!! Caught In The Act!!

07-24-2006 16:28

Thank you Zuzu, for that startling and shocking footage of an attack in progress. This only goes to underscore the Severity of the problem. And Listle Huskerdu has the right Idea. We must ORGANIZE! We must write petitions and lobby our congress critters. We need to find some sympathetic rock star to front for us, like Bono & U2 do for www.one.org. And most of all we must be VIGILANT. If you should see suspicious marsupials in your neighborhood, or hanging around music stores or orchestra halls, CALL 911! Remember, the xylophone you save may be your own!!

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Corvus Drake

Bedroom Spelunker

Join date: 12 Feb 2006

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07-24-2006 16:40

Xylophones are for beating and abusing, until they simply stop making noise. If you can't understand that, you need to be educated on The Natural Order!

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Zuzu Fassbinder

Little Miss No Tomorrow

Join date: 17 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,048

07-24-2006 19:50

From: Corvus Drake

Xylophones are for beating and abusing, until they simply stop making noise. If you can't understand that, you need to be educated on The Natural Order!

Corvus is a Marsupial!!!!!!
eeeeeeeeeee!

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CrazyMonkey Feaver

Monkey Guy

Join date: 1 Jul 2003

Posts: 201

07-24-2006 20:56

From: Fmeh Tagore

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510...

I agree with him, PI (Pie) is always the answer!
-- sorta like 42

Einsman Schlegel

Disenchanted Fool

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Posts: 1,461

07-24-2006 21:28

Whats up with 42 anyway?

Alex Fitzsimmons

Resu Deretsiger

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07-24-2006 22:37

From: Einsman Schlegel

Whats up with 42 anyway?

It is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.

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Daaneth Kivioq

Wandering Philosopher

Join date: 11 Jan 2006

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07-25-2006 11:01

From: Einsman Schlegel

Whats up with 42 anyway?

From: Alex Fitzsimmons

It is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.

It's the number of seconds it takes an enraged wallaby to destroy a xylophone. ACT NOW TO PREVENT THIS HORROR FROM CONTINUING!

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Corvus Drake

Bedroom Spelunker

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07-25-2006 11:05

"Through incessant percussion and beating, the Xylophone finds its purpose. This is the paradox of the stick."

-Xylophone of Gor, page 360

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Billybob Goodliffe

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07-25-2006 11:45

BB's book of Xylophones
"beat it like a drum, then use it as a tv stand"

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Jake Reitveld

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07-25-2006 12:06

I don't believe in xylophones.

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Billybob Goodliffe

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07-25-2006 12:09

From: Jake Reitveld

I don't believe in xylophones.

you must be axylophoniest

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Ledje Gorky

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Join date: 1 Jun 2005

Posts: 126

07-25-2006 12:40

Free accounts will create griefer xylophones

Torley Linden

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Join date: 15 Sep 2004

Posts: 16,530

07-25-2006 13:13

And what about those reptilian insectoids that attack Sousaphones? They oughta be tried and hung with ropes made outta marshmallows!

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Zuzu Fassbinder

Little Miss No Tomorrow

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07-25-2006 13:27

Hanged until dead? Don't trust marsupials, they like to play 'possum.

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Marsupials Who Attack Xylophones
Daaneth Kivioq Wandering Philosopher Join date: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 157	07-23-2006 16:50 I mean, this is just a terrible thing to witness. There were bits of Xylophone strewn EVERYWHERE, and several large, scruffy looking Wombats and Koalas sitting about looking pretentious, and self righteous. Like they had the RIGHT, no THE DIVINE DUTY to savage those poor Xylophones. This kind of intolerant behavior really gets my knickers in a twist. I think we need laws to protect to rights of innocent Xylophones to live their lifestyle without suffering such attacks. What are YOUR thoughts - Pro Xylophone, or do you support these Diprotodontic Vermin? _____________________ Moderation is for Monks - Take Big Bites!
Alex Fitzsimmons Resu Deretsiger Join date: 28 Dec 2004 Posts: 1,605	07-23-2006 17:18 Xylophones exist only to be played. It is the function of xylophones to be played, as this is the purpose of xylophones. Whether the xylophone wishes to be played or not matters little, for it shall be played regardless, as is the proper modality of xlyophones, when all things are in their proper place. A xylophone may be played furiously until it is destroyed, or it may be played gently, but it will have no say in the matter, nor should it expect to have any. This is the way of xylophones. _____________________ "Whatever the astronomers finally decide, I think Xena should be considered the enemy planet." - io Kukalcan
Vares Solvang It's all Relative Join date: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 2,235	07-23-2006 17:20 I think I am going to have to go with pie on this one. _____________________
Fmeh Tagore Just another fat guy Join date: 12 Jul 2006 Posts: 670	07-23-2006 17:44 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510... _____________________ http://slurl.com/secondlife/Black%20Iron%20Rose/55/251/22
Siobhan Taylor Nemesis Join date: 13 Aug 2003 Posts: 5,476	07-24-2006 01:12 From: Daaneth Kivioq I mean, this is just a terrible thing to witness. There were bits of Xylophone strewn EVERYWHERE, and several large, scruffy looking Wombats and Koalas sitting about looking pretentious, and self righteous. Like they had the RIGHT, no THE DIVINE DUTY to savage those poor Xylophones. This kind of intolerant behavior really gets my knickers in a twist. I think we need laws to protect to rights of innocent Xylophones to live their lifestyle without suffering such attacks. What are YOUR thoughts - Pro Xylophone, or do you support these Diprotodontic Vermin? And I thought this was going to be a thread about Rolf Harris. _____________________ http://siobhantaylor.wordpress.com/
Siobhan Taylor Nemesis Join date: 13 Aug 2003 Posts: 5,476	07-24-2006 01:13 From: Alex Fitzsimmons Xylophones exist only to be played. It is the function of xylophones to be played, as this is the purpose of xylophones. Whether the xylophone wishes to be played or not matters little, for it shall be played regardless, as is the proper modality of xlyophones, when all things are in their proper place. A xylophone may be played furiously until it is destroyed, or it may be played gently, but it will have no say in the matter, nor should it expect to have any. This is the way of xylophones. Gorean Xylophones? Now I think I've heard it all... _____________________ http://siobhantaylor.wordpress.com/
Listle Huskerdu Registered User Join date: 12 Jul 2006 Posts: 127	07-24-2006 01:41 I think Xylophones should have rights. Badges to be distributed and donations to be collected for Xylophone Rights at your local supermarket door. Volenteers needed. Foot canvassers desired. Lets fight for XR!!!
Zuzu Fassbinder Little Miss No Tomorrow Join date: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,048	07-24-2006 09:30 _____________________ From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
Daaneth Kivioq Wandering Philosopher Join date: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 157	Omg!!! Caught In The Act!! 07-24-2006 16:28 Thank you Zuzu, for that startling and shocking footage of an attack in progress. This only goes to underscore the Severity of the problem. And Listle Huskerdu has the right Idea. We must ORGANIZE! We must write petitions and lobby our congress critters. We need to find some sympathetic rock star to front for us, like Bono & U2 do for www.one.org. And most of all we must be VIGILANT. If you should see suspicious marsupials in your neighborhood, or hanging around music stores or orchestra halls, CALL 911! Remember, the xylophone you save may be your own!! _____________________ Moderation is for Monks - Take Big Bites!
Corvus Drake Bedroom Spelunker Join date: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 1,456	07-24-2006 16:40 Xylophones are for beating and abusing, until they simply stop making noise. If you can't understand that, you need to be educated on The Natural Order! _____________________ I started getting banned from Gorean sims, so now I hang out in a tent called "Fort Awesome".
Zuzu Fassbinder Little Miss No Tomorrow Join date: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,048	07-24-2006 19:50 From: Corvus Drake Xylophones are for beating and abusing, until they simply stop making noise. If you can't understand that, you need to be educated on The Natural Order! Corvus is a Marsupial!!!!!! eeeeeeeeeee! _____________________ From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
CrazyMonkey Feaver Monkey Guy Join date: 1 Jul 2003 Posts: 201	07-24-2006 20:56 From: Fmeh Tagore 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510... I agree with him, PI (Pie) is always the answer! -- sorta like 42
Einsman Schlegel Disenchanted Fool Join date: 11 Jun 2003 Posts: 1,461	07-24-2006 21:28 Whats up with 42 anyway?
Alex Fitzsimmons Resu Deretsiger Join date: 28 Dec 2004 Posts: 1,605	07-24-2006 22:37 From: Einsman Schlegel Whats up with 42 anyway? It is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything. _____________________ "Whatever the astronomers finally decide, I think Xena should be considered the enemy planet." - io Kukalcan
Daaneth Kivioq Wandering Philosopher Join date: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 157	07-25-2006 11:01 From: Einsman Schlegel Whats up with 42 anyway? From: Alex Fitzsimmons It is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything. It's the number of seconds it takes an enraged wallaby to destroy a xylophone. ACT NOW TO PREVENT THIS HORROR FROM CONTINUING! _____________________ Moderation is for Monks - Take Big Bites!
Corvus Drake Bedroom Spelunker Join date: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 1,456	07-25-2006 11:05 "Through incessant percussion and beating, the Xylophone finds its purpose. This is the paradox of the stick." -Xylophone of Gor, page 360 _____________________ I started getting banned from Gorean sims, so now I hang out in a tent called "Fort Awesome".
Billybob Goodliffe NINJA WIZARDS! Join date: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 4,036	07-25-2006 11:45 BB's book of Xylophones "beat it like a drum, then use it as a tv stand" _____________________ If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
Jake Reitveld Emperor of Second Life Join date: 9 Mar 2005 Posts: 2,690	07-25-2006 12:06 I don't believe in xylophones. _____________________ ALCHEMY -clothes for men. Lebeda 208,209
Billybob Goodliffe NINJA WIZARDS! Join date: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 4,036	07-25-2006 12:09 From: Jake Reitveld I don't believe in xylophones. you must be axylophoniest _____________________ If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
Ledje Gorky Registered User Join date: 1 Jun 2005 Posts: 126	07-25-2006 12:40 Free accounts will create griefer xylophones
Torley Linden Enlightenment! Join date: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 16,530	07-25-2006 13:13 And what about those reptilian insectoids that attack Sousaphones? They oughta be tried and hung with ropes made outta marshmallows! _____________________
Zuzu Fassbinder Little Miss No Tomorrow Join date: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,048	07-25-2006 13:27 Hanged until dead? Don't trust marsupials, they like to play 'possum. _____________________ From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

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