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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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08-31-2006 20:33
My fiance & her friend are trying to decide: Vampires or Androids? Note: The kind of Androids that look, act, & feel human. NOT the Star Wars Metal-looking types.
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Richie Waves
Predictable
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 1,424
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08-31-2006 20:38
Vampires are dead, they cant have erections... I mean.. um... the women look pastey
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Lost Newcomb
Registered User
Join date: 23 Jun 2006
Posts: 666
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08-31-2006 20:53
Vampires are dead, they cant have erections... I mean.. um... the women look pastey True story follows (warning might gross some people out). Way back when I was in college, I had friend who worked as a security guard in the medical dept, one night he was closing the the morgue and I was walking with him when we heard some girl moaning quietly... Around the corner was a freezing room, where human speciments are kept, these are bodies kept for medical purposes thus their blood is drained and they are filled with embalming fluid. Anyways, my friend turned off his torch and we slowly went around the corner and looked into the room. And there, staddled on a corpse was this petite chick riding it mad... she was a medical student I later learned. Anyways, we were shocked, and it tooks her a few moments to realize that others where there, she jumped off it and begged us and pleaded not to tell anyone.... Anyways, the corpse had a full errection cause of the embalming fluids I think. _____________________
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
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09-01-2006 01:26
True story follows (warning might gross some people out). Way back when I was in college, I had friend who worked as a security guard in the medical dept, one night he was closing the the morgue and I was walking with him when we heard some girl moaning quietly... Around the corner was a freezing room, where human speciments are kept, these are bodies kept for medical purposes thus their blood is drained and they are filled with embalming fluid. Anyways, my friend turned off his torch and we slowly went around the corner and looked into the room. And there, staddled on a corpse was this petite chick riding it mad... she was a medical student I later learned. Anyways, we were shocked, and it tooks her a few moments to realize that others where there, she jumped off it and begged us and pleaded not to tell anyone.... Anyways, the corpse had a full errection cause of the embalming fluids I think. *blinks* _____________________
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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09-01-2006 04:40
 "your plastic pal who's fun to be with" _____________________
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Mocc Spatula
Death to all fanatics!
Join date: 6 Apr 2006
Posts: 303
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09-01-2006 05:59
What I'm trying to figure out is: how come vampires all have such great looking hair? I mean, if they can't see themselves in the mirror, and all...
Oh - and neither, btw. Neither death nor positronics are sexy, IMHO. _____________________
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
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09-01-2006 06:05
the Vampire in League of Extrordinary Gentlemen was hot!
some of the female robots in AI were hot! decisions decisions! _____________________
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ArthurC Clarke
Registered User
Join date: 31 Aug 2006
Posts: 1
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09-01-2006 06:35
My fiance & her friend are trying to decide: Vampires or Androids? Note: The kind of Androids that look, act, & feel human. NOT the Star Wars Metal-looking types. Definitely robots. |
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Tatiana Sims
Just Tat ;)
Join date: 27 Jul 2006
Posts: 429
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09-01-2006 06:41
True story follows (warning might gross some people out). Way back when I was in college, I had friend who worked as a security guard in the medical dept, one night he was closing the the morgue and I was walking with him when we heard some girl moaning quietly... Around the corner was a freezing room, where human speciments are kept, these are bodies kept for medical purposes thus their blood is drained and they are filled with embalming fluid. Anyways, my friend turned off his torch and we slowly went around the corner and looked into the room. And there, staddled on a corpse was this petite chick riding it mad... she was a medical student I later learned. Anyways, we were shocked, and it tooks her a few moments to realize that others where there, she jumped off it and begged us and pleaded not to tell anyone.... Anyways, the corpse had a full errection cause of the embalming fluids I think. OMG..... Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww That's just, just eeewwwwww Now, with that being said. I'd still have to vote for the Vampire...you know the Brad Pitt kind  _____________________
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
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09-01-2006 06:53
True story follows (warning might gross some people out). Way back when I was in college, I had friend who worked as a security guard in the medical dept, one night he was closing the the morgue and I was walking with him when we heard some girl moaning quietly... Around the corner was a freezing room, where human speciments are kept, these are bodies kept for medical purposes thus their blood is drained and they are filled with embalming fluid. Anyways, my friend turned off his torch and we slowly went around the corner and looked into the room. And there, staddled on a corpse was this petite chick riding it mad... she was a medical student I later learned. Anyways, we were shocked, and it tooks her a few moments to realize that others where there, she jumped off it and begged us and pleaded not to tell anyone.... Anyways, the corpse had a full errection cause of the embalming fluids I think. and I thought Anna Nicole Smith was gross _____________________
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!
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Zephria Zapata
Anit-Gorean & Slave
Join date: 7 Apr 2004
Posts: 299
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cyborg's do they count
09-01-2006 06:53
look at this page ..
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2006/01/the_top_ten_sex.html |
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Tatiana Sims
Just Tat ;)
Join date: 27 Jul 2006
Posts: 429
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09-01-2006 06:55
and I thought Anna Nicole Smith was gross *snicker* *snort* _____________________
Tat
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
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09-01-2006 06:58
*snicker* *snort* I think I found the survelience photos from that incident  _____________________
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!
I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe |
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Tatiana Sims
Just Tat ;)
Join date: 27 Jul 2006
Posts: 429
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09-01-2006 07:12
I think I found the survelience photos from that incident Ummmm, I could have done without the visual.  _____________________
Tat
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
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09-01-2006 07:13
Ummmm, I could have done without the visual. figured I'd share my misery with all! _____________________
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!
I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe |
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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09-01-2006 10:22
I think I found the survelience photos from that incident And there it is! The PERFECT Birth Control!! One look and sex is the LAST thing on your mind! |
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
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09-01-2006 10:28
Vampires, of course!
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Puck Goodliffe
Your humble Foole
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 200
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09-01-2006 10:40
  I rest my case. _____________________
"I figured they were wimps." - Ajax, "The Warriors."
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Faarin Blankes
Registered User
Join date: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 38
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09-01-2006 12:10
I gotta say human looking androids. I'd definately shag Pris from Blade Runner... I might let Rachael watch but Pris was definately hotter.
Plus, depending on what model you purchase, you've got the bonus of hitting the off switch afterwards |
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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09-01-2006 12:26
I gotta say human looking androids. I'd definately shag Pris from Blade Runner... I might let Rachael watch but Pris was definately hotter. Plus, depending on what model you purchase, you've got the bonus of hitting the off switch afterwards Pris? nah, at least Rachael had some class. but then, what about Zhora?  _____________________
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Circe Timtam
has lost her mittens
Join date: 22 Mar 2006
Posts: 158
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09-01-2006 12:33
My fiance & her friend are trying to decide: Vampires or Androids? Note: The kind of Androids that look, act, & feel human. NOT the Star Wars Metal-looking types. are you talking about skin jobs? they are OUTLAWED!!! *slinks back to her crazy-basket* _____________________
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