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Jsecure Hanks

Capitalist

Join date: 9 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,451

09-23-2005 04:43

This guy PMs me at work today and says "Oh, I sell websites you want one" or words of that effect.

I was bored, and he got me right when I was feeling mischevious, so I played dumb, and wasted 45 minutes of his day asking the most stupid innocent questions you've ever seen

I saved the chat log, which is really quite funny to read.

http://www.johndriscoll.co.uk/weirdguy.php

Saben Mondrian

Registered User

Join date: 21 Apr 2005

Posts: 11

09-23-2005 04:59

From: someone

bandwidth is the number of poems I can fit across a page of my site, yes?

This poem is wider than my screen.

Happy now?

You do realize, everyone's screen has a different font size, different column width, etc., right? And different poems got different words in a line. That's what the bandwidth question meant. - Chosen Few, sorta

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What does the first name that Jarod Godel mentioned in his thread about new names mean anyway? The name is "Bukkake". Does that have something to do with how Jarod Godel described how to use GLintercept to acquire textures created by other people in Second Life?

Neehai Zapata

Unofficial Parent

Join date: 8 Apr 2004

Posts: 1,970

09-23-2005 05:11

From: someone

oh I don't want to buy a whole network, just a website will be fine

hahahahaha!

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Introvert Petunia

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Join date: 11 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,065

09-23-2005 05:12

Thanks! Now how do I get this coffee off my monitor? It's an apple.

Hiro Queso

503less

Join date: 23 Feb 2005

Posts: 2,753

09-23-2005 05:13

He dealt with that quite well I thought

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Anyanka Bunnyhug

Silly rabbit

Join date: 27 Jul 2005

Posts: 49

09-23-2005 05:14

I can create a very realistic looking apple website for you. Further more I won't waste your time by trying to answer the questions, I don't understand them anyway. My website will also be much much more expensive.

But, as I said, very realistic. In truth, viewers of an apple site ceated by me would claim they could smell, touch, possible even taste the apple since it is so realistic.

I attach a sample of one of my apple sites. And please, do not attempt to copy, it is protected.

Pendari Lorentz

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Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 4,372

09-23-2005 05:14

LOL Jsecure!! That was fun for a morning laugh! Thanks!

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Jsecure Hanks

Capitalist

Join date: 9 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,451

09-23-2005 05:29

From: Anyanka Bunnyhug

I can create a very realistic looking apple website for you. Further more I won't waste your time by trying to answer the questions, I don't understand them anyway. My website will also be much much more expensive.

But, as I said, very realistic. In truth, viewers of an apple site ceated by me would claim they could smell, touch, possible even taste the apple since it is so realistic.

I attach a sample of one of my apple sites. And please, do not attempt to copy, it is protected.

I love that apple website!

But to get my $4.2k, you must properly protect the main content of the site! I don't want it getting infected by worms or anything!

Ben Bacon

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Join date: 14 Jul 2005

Posts: 809

09-23-2005 05:37

From: Jsecure Hanks

I love that apple website!

But to get my $4.2k, you must properly protect the main content of the site! I don't want it getting infected by worms or anything!

We protect all our websites with the latest fully reticulated splines.

Jsecure Hanks

Capitalist

Join date: 9 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,451

09-23-2005 05:38

That is a big relief! I don't want my data to drown!

Jsecure Hanks

Capitalist

Join date: 9 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,451

09-23-2005 05:48

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Anyanka Bunnyhug

Silly rabbit

Join date: 27 Jul 2005

Posts: 49

09-23-2005 06:03

From: Ben Bacon

We protect all our websites with the latest fully reticulated splines.

uhm... I... I...

Ben, I do apologise, but I have invalidated the protectedness of our sites.

I ate it.

But I will start to code a new one asap.

Jsecure Hanks

Capitalist

Join date: 9 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,451

09-23-2005 06:04

Remember to code it in ASP++

Neehai Zapata

Unofficial Parent

Join date: 8 Apr 2004

Posts: 1,970

09-23-2005 06:25

From: someone

Remember to code it in ASP++

At Zapata WebWorks we code all of our sites in ASP+++.

The extra plus is for our airtight freshness seal. Using ASP+++ you will not need to worry about water or airborne contaminents affecting the apples on your website.

Unfortunately this level of freshness comes at a cost of $5.2k.

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Jsecure Hanks

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Join date: 9 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,451

09-23-2005 06:27

I don't know if I can get the extra funds, my boss is an angry man

Lecktor Hannibal

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09-23-2005 06:33

Wouldn't you prefer a code in .ziplock ?

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Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

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Jsecure Hanks

Capitalist

Join date: 9 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,451

09-23-2005 06:38

ziplock? No I'd like the website unlocked so people can come visit it and buy apples

Anyanka Bunnyhug

Silly rabbit

Join date: 27 Jul 2005

Posts: 49

09-23-2005 06:45

From: Jsecure Hanks

Remember to code it in ASP++

Not only is the attached sample sites coded in ASP++, it is also Php 7 compatible.

Unfortunately, only browsers with reversed algotrans display properties can display the sites.

Disclaimer - just because it has an apple logo, does not mean that it is an apple. In fact: it is NOT an apple. Only valid for apple site recoded2.jpg. Apple site recoded.jpg does indeed make use of an apple.

Jsecure Hanks

Capitalist

Join date: 9 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,451

09-23-2005 06:51

Thankyou, those were both good sites. My manager liked them. I myself couldn't see them because my positronic distillator was not in the up position.

I will transfer you the money for the sites on the fifteenth day of the next month, but only if there is a full moon. I will meet you in the woods. I will be wearing a clown costume and you must be wearing a space suit.

Nobody must know about the exchanging of the funds. I will give you most in US dollars, but possibly some in rubles. It's 50/50, but there's only a ten percent chance of that.

Anyanka Bunnyhug

Silly rabbit

Join date: 27 Jul 2005

Posts: 49

09-23-2005 13:02

I want to wear the clown costume.

Also, I'll only accept the rubles if 30% of them are Namibian Dollars.

To the woods!

Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

Please make my Apple look like this:

09-23-2005 15:35

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Frans Charming

You only need one Frans

Join date: 28 Jan 2005

Posts: 1,847

09-23-2005 15:54

From: Chance Abattoir

I like those apples.

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FlipperPA Peregrine

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Join date: 14 Nov 2003

Posts: 3,703

09-23-2005 18:01

You should have told him your apple breeds: iBooks, iWacs, Lisa, ][+...

-Flip

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Jsecure Hanks Capitalist Join date: 9 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,451	09-23-2005 04:43 This guy PMs me at work today and says "Oh, I sell websites you want one" or words of that effect. I was bored, and he got me right when I was feeling mischevious, so I played dumb, and wasted 45 minutes of his day asking the most stupid innocent questions you've ever seen I saved the chat log, which is really quite funny to read. http://www.johndriscoll.co.uk/weirdguy.php
Saben Mondrian Registered User Join date: 21 Apr 2005 Posts: 11	09-23-2005 04:59 From: someone bandwidth is the number of poems I can fit across a page of my site, yes? This poem is wider than my screen. Happy now? You do realize, everyone's screen has a different font size, different column width, etc., right? And different poems got different words in a line. That's what the bandwidth question meant. - Chosen Few, sorta _____________________ What does the first name that Jarod Godel mentioned in his thread about new names mean anyway? The name is "Bukkake". Does that have something to do with how Jarod Godel described how to use GLintercept to acquire textures created by other people in Second Life?
Neehai Zapata Unofficial Parent Join date: 8 Apr 2004 Posts: 1,970	09-23-2005 05:11 From: someone oh I don't want to buy a whole network, just a website will be fine hahahahaha! _____________________ Unofficial moderator and proud dysfunctional parent to over 1000 bastard children.
Introvert Petunia over 2 billion posts Join date: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,065	09-23-2005 05:12 Thanks! Now how do I get this coffee off my monitor? It's an apple.
Hiro Queso 503less Join date: 23 Feb 2005 Posts: 2,753	09-23-2005 05:13 He dealt with that quite well I thought _____________________
Anyanka Bunnyhug Silly rabbit Join date: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 49	09-23-2005 05:14 I can create a very realistic looking apple website for you. Further more I won't waste your time by trying to answer the questions, I don't understand them anyway. My website will also be much much more expensive. But, as I said, very realistic. In truth, viewers of an apple site ceated by me would claim they could smell, touch, possible even taste the apple since it is so realistic. I attach a sample of one of my apple sites. And please, do not attempt to copy, it is protected.
Pendari Lorentz Senior Member Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 4,372	09-23-2005 05:14 LOL Jsecure!! That was fun for a morning laugh! Thanks! _____________________ hugs everyone
Jsecure Hanks Capitalist Join date: 9 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,451	09-23-2005 05:29 From: Anyanka Bunnyhug I can create a very realistic looking apple website for you. Further more I won't waste your time by trying to answer the questions, I don't understand them anyway. My website will also be much much more expensive. But, as I said, very realistic. In truth, viewers of an apple site ceated by me would claim they could smell, touch, possible even taste the apple since it is so realistic. I attach a sample of one of my apple sites. And please, do not attempt to copy, it is protected. I love that apple website! But to get my $4.2k, you must properly protect the main content of the site! I don't want it getting infected by worms or anything!
Ben Bacon Registered User Join date: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 809	09-23-2005 05:37 From: Jsecure Hanks I love that apple website! But to get my $4.2k, you must properly protect the main content of the site! I don't want it getting infected by worms or anything! We protect all our websites with the latest fully reticulated splines.
Jsecure Hanks Capitalist Join date: 9 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,451	09-23-2005 05:38 That is a big relief! I don't want my data to drown!
Jsecure Hanks Capitalist Join date: 9 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,451	09-23-2005 05:48 .
Anyanka Bunnyhug Silly rabbit Join date: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 49	09-23-2005 06:03 From: Ben Bacon We protect all our websites with the latest fully reticulated splines. uhm... I... I... Ben, I do apologise, but I have invalidated the protectedness of our sites. I ate it. But I will start to code a new one asap.
Jsecure Hanks Capitalist Join date: 9 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,451	09-23-2005 06:04 Remember to code it in ASP++
Neehai Zapata Unofficial Parent Join date: 8 Apr 2004 Posts: 1,970	09-23-2005 06:25 From: someone Remember to code it in ASP++ At Zapata WebWorks we code all of our sites in ASP+++. The extra plus is for our airtight freshness seal. Using ASP+++ you will not need to worry about water or airborne contaminents affecting the apples on your website. Unfortunately this level of freshness comes at a cost of $5.2k. _____________________ Unofficial moderator and proud dysfunctional parent to over 1000 bastard children.
Jsecure Hanks Capitalist Join date: 9 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,451	09-23-2005 06:27 I don't know if I can get the extra funds, my boss is an angry man
Lecktor Hannibal YOUR MOM Join date: 1 Jul 2004 Posts: 6,734	09-23-2005 06:33 Wouldn't you prefer a code in .ziplock ? _____________________ YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
Jsecure Hanks Capitalist Join date: 9 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,451	09-23-2005 06:38 ziplock? No I'd like the website unlocked so people can come visit it and buy apples
Anyanka Bunnyhug Silly rabbit Join date: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 49	09-23-2005 06:45 From: Jsecure Hanks Remember to code it in ASP++ Not only is the attached sample sites coded in ASP++, it is also Php 7 compatible. Unfortunately, only browsers with reversed algotrans display properties can display the sites. Disclaimer - just because it has an apple logo, does not mean that it is an apple. In fact: it is NOT an apple. Only valid for apple site recoded2.jpg. Apple site recoded.jpg does indeed make use of an apple.
Jsecure Hanks Capitalist Join date: 9 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,451	09-23-2005 06:51 Thankyou, those were both good sites. My manager liked them. I myself couldn't see them because my positronic distillator was not in the up position. I will transfer you the money for the sites on the fifteenth day of the next month, but only if there is a full moon. I will meet you in the woods. I will be wearing a clown costume and you must be wearing a space suit. Nobody must know about the exchanging of the funds. I will give you most in US dollars, but possibly some in rubles. It's 50/50, but there's only a ten percent chance of that.
Anyanka Bunnyhug Silly rabbit Join date: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 49	09-23-2005 13:02 I want to wear the clown costume. Also, I'll only accept the rubles if 30% of them are Namibian Dollars. To the woods!
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	Please make my Apple look like this: 09-23-2005 15:35 _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Frans Charming You only need one Frans Join date: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,847	09-23-2005 15:54 From: Chance Abattoir I like those apples. _____________________
FlipperPA Peregrine Magically Delicious! Join date: 14 Nov 2003 Posts: 3,703	09-23-2005 18:01 You should have told him your apple breeds: iBooks, iWacs, Lisa, ][+... -Flip _____________________ Peregrine Salon: www.PeregrineSalon.com - my consulting company Second Blogger: www.SecondBlogger.com - free, fully integrated Second Life blogging for all avatars!

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