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Lawyers for the dead.
Dark Korvin
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10-16-2005 17:50
http://www.testapc.com/Gastric%20Bypass%20Surgery.htm


"If you have suffered serious injury or death because of Gastric Bypass Surgery and its complications - call or e-mail us today for a FREE case evaluation." Testa and Testa P.C


Couldn't find the lawyers on the commercial I saw, but found other lawyers stating the same thing. Is it just me, or is it a bit too late to call or e-mail a lawyer after suffering death?
Gabe Lippmann
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10-16-2005 17:56
It's never too late to sue! Don't deny the deceased their proper $$$$ remedy. :cool:
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Osprey Therian
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10-16-2005 18:15
Email for the dead! [email]exparrot@dmail.com[/email]?
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Teeny Leviathan
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10-16-2005 18:36
I think all of the reanimated corpses in Night of the Living Dead had an agenda. They wanted decent legal representation, and eating brains was their way of finding a suitable lawyer. Rumor has it that a lawyer's brain tastes like Froot Loops. :D
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Phoenix Psaltery
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10-17-2005 08:28
From: Teeny Leviathan
I think all of the reanimated corpses in Night of the Living Dead had an agenda. They wanted decent legal representation, and eating brains was their way of finding a suitable lawyer. Rumor has it that a lawyer's brain tastes like Froot Loops. :D


Unlike their hearts, which are small, flavorless, and resemble raisins.

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Dark Korvin
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10-17-2005 11:11
From: Teeny Leviathan
I think all of the reanimated corpses in Night of the Living Dead had an agenda. They wanted decent legal representation, and eating brains was their way of finding a suitable lawyer. Rumor has it that a lawyer's brain tastes like Froot Loops. :D


And rightfully so. Look at all the people trying to kill them a second time. I mean death the first time is one thing. When you try to kill me the second time; I just have one thing to say. I'm calling my lawyer, and he just might be good enough to get the judge to ignore the fact that somebody had their brains eaten.