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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 5,813
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07-30-2006 09:16
okay --I set it up --now give me the punchline.
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Einsman Schlegel
Disenchanted Fool
Join date: 11 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,461
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07-30-2006 09:19
This is too tempting.
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Flavian Molinari
Broadly Offensive Content
Join date: 1 Aug 2004
Posts: 662
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07-30-2006 09:24
He drinks 5 of them then jumps into his Lexus and gets pulled over by the cops. The cops take him to jail. The entire time he bitches about Jews starting wars and calls someone sweet tits. The cops take his mug shot and he looks like Saddam Hussein.
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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 5,813
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07-30-2006 09:27
He drinks 5 of them then jumps into his Lexus and gets pulled over by the cops. The cops take him to jail. The entire time he bitches about Jews starting wars and calls someone sweet tits. The cops take his mug shot and he looks like Saddam Hussein. oops...sorry wrong thread hehehehe _____________________
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
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07-30-2006 10:33
as long as he doesn't eat a pork hotdog its all good
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!
I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag.  Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe |
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Aodhan McDunnough
Gearhead
Join date: 29 Mar 2006
Posts: 1,518
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07-30-2006 10:35
The bartender says "Mr. Bond, that disguise won't fool anybody."
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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07-30-2006 13:08
No wonder Islamic fundamentalists all think so clearly and always make so much sense! _____________________
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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07-30-2006 13:53
Punchline: "Lalalalalalalala!!!" BOOM!!
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