Could God...........
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Could GOD microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
DUH... he's god
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I once saw a prim microwave that might beat it...
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Of course not... everyone knows a burrito can only get up to 500million degrees
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He wouldnt do it for two reasons, burning himself is dumb, burritos give him heartburn
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Total votes: 19
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John Enzyme
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08-09-2006 16:56
so heres the poll question.... Could "GOD" microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
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Vares Solvang
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08-09-2006 16:59
Why would God need to eat?
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Richie Waves
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08-09-2006 17:00
Why would god need a microwave.. he made the sun ffs
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vivi Odets
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08-09-2006 17:02
Well, Chuck Norris could hold it in his bare hand until it was cool enough for god to eat.
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John Enzyme
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08-09-2006 17:03
lmfao
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Alex Fitzsimmons
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08-09-2006 17:11
Reading this caused me to lose three IQ points.  Do I sense another teen ...?
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sanaa Delacroix
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08-09-2006 17:12
lmao
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John Enzyme
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08-09-2006 17:16
nah i'm well over 18, but anyway, since the grid is down we all go a little nutty i think, so i thought this would be fun.... plus its from an old simpsons episode I believe with my own twist on answers.. enjoy.. sorry about ur IQ going down by the way.... that's unfornunate.
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I'm only human.... but I'm working on that...
I'm thinking about getting metal legs... its a risky procedure but I think it will be worth it.....
"GMB" You are my hero!
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Kyle Hayashi
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08-09-2006 17:18
I just turned 18 less thana month ago. I have teen-dar. I found one, the chuck norris joker, not the op.
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vivi Odets
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08-09-2006 17:21
From: Kyle Hayashi I just turned 18 less thana month ago. I have teen-dar. I found one, the chuck norris joker, not the op. My goodness gracious, you flatter me! Sad to say, 18 is in the far, far, far distance of my rear-view mirror. |
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Alex Fitzsimmons
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08-09-2006 17:30
From: John Enzyme nah i'm well over 18, but anyway, since the grid is down we all go a little nutty i think, so i thought this would be fun.... plus its from an old simpsons episode I believe with my own twist on answers.. enjoy.. sorry about ur IQ going down by the way.... that's unfornunate. Oh well. I pissed away enough of it already long ago on pot, alcohol and trash novels. I suppose it doesn't matter so much anymore.
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Vares Solvang
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08-09-2006 17:31
From: John Enzyme .. sorry about ur IQ going down by the way.... that's unfornunate. Meh, Alex has plenty of IQ points to spare. She won't even miss three.  |
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Chronic Skronski
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08-09-2006 17:46
Could God....
COME UP WITH A BETTER SUBJECT LINE???
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Flood Mommsen
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08-10-2006 04:08
Just when I was wandering around aimlessly the other day, God came down from heaven, and spoke:
"He, who eateth microwaved Burritos shall know damnation in the firey depths off hell for all eternity, but he, who eateth Hot Pockets will sit by my side in the kingdom of heaven! My bro Flood here will watch over the whole thing and tell me...I'm off now cya around."
Well, I personally think, you can eat microwaved Burritos...God is just a bit tense sometimes...he didn't get laid in quite some time now, so please show some understanding for that.
As for the Topic...I don't know if he can heat a Burrito up to that pont, where he can't eat it, but he doesn't like them anyways, so we will never know...
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Aodhan McDunnough
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08-10-2006 04:27
Just a little logical exercise bwahaha.
Yes he can.
The easiest way to do it is for him to first heat the burrito in a normal microwave oven.
Second, invoking omnipotence, gives himself the ability to not be able to eat the burrito because it's too hot.
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Jopsy Pendragon
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08-10-2006 08:38
Seriously... a burrito at relativisitc temperatures (if such a concept existed  ) would no longer be a burrito. |
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Jessica Ornitz
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Join date: 17 Sep 2005
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08-10-2006 08:53
Wasn't that a Simpson's quote? I think it was Homer asking Ned Flanders when he (Homer) was high. It was the episode about medical Marijuana. I think Ned said something like, "well that sure is a dilly of a pickle..." or something.
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Liona Clio
Angel in Disguise
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08-10-2006 09:03
"What *are* those?"
"Discreeto Burritos."
"Why are they steaming and rancid?"
"They're the expensive kind."
"Really??? I must have them!" *gulps one down* "Exquisite!"
- from "Clerks - The Animated Series"
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