It's not a personal attack if it is true.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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03-10-2006 00:37
I hereby certify before God and our Lord Jesus Christ that all of the following statements (except everything posted by people I don't like) are true:
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
Posts: 2,505
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03-10-2006 00:50
Pie is good! (It really is true!)
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
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03-10-2006 00:55
Women were created from a spare rib..with spicey BBQ sauce on it.
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David Lamoreaux
Owner - Perilous Pleasures and Extreme Erotica Gallery
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
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03-10-2006 00:55
Chance Abattoir has put carrots in his bottom, in an attempt to attract rabbits.
But only twice.
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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03-10-2006 01:48
From: Ordinal Malaprop Chance Abattoir has put carrots in his bottom, in an attempt to attract rabbits.
But only twice. Not that there's anything wrong with that!  |
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
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03-10-2006 02:25
He drugged the carrots as well.
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 999
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03-10-2006 03:49
Rabbits preferred the other carrot on the front side! 
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Sean Martin
Yesnomaybe.
Join date: 13 Sep 2005
Posts: 584
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03-10-2006 04:01
From: David Valentino Women were created from a spare rib..with spicey BBQ sauce on it. Noticed it says he TOOK a rib. (as in he didn't ask.) I want my rib back damnit!   |
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Introvert Petunia
over 2 billion posts
Join date: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,065
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03-10-2006 04:11
From: someone Noticed it says he TOOK a rib. (as in he didn't ask.) I want my rib back damnit! Please note that the Second Council of Nicaea (787) had determined that it was the biblical Adam's rib that was taken and not yours. They were, however, unable to come to agreement as to where the Almighty obtained the BBQ sauce or if He merely willed it into being. Please do not post untruths in this thread. |
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Sean Martin
Yesnomaybe.
Join date: 13 Sep 2005
Posts: 584
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03-10-2006 04:40
From: Introvert Petunia Please note that the Second Council of Nicaea (787) had determined that it was the biblical Adam's rib that was taken and not yours. They were, however, unable to come to agreement as to where the Almighty obtained the BBQ sauce or if He merely willed it into being.
Please do not post untruths in this thread. lol thats why I said it. Just because its anal and retarted. |
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Introvert Petunia
over 2 billion posts
Join date: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,065
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03-10-2006 04:56
From: someone lol thats why I said it. Just because its anal and retarted. Funny, my reasons were kinda the same.  And I'm pretty sure, but not positive, that you weren't even mentioned at the Second Council of Nicaea. |
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,771
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03-10-2006 05:01
Correct Mr Petunia.
Sean was mentioned in the first council of Nicaea.
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Sean Martin
Yesnomaybe.
Join date: 13 Sep 2005
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03-10-2006 05:06
From: Lucifer Baphomet Correct Mr Petunia.
Sean was mentioned in the first council of Nicaea. I must find one of these Nicaeas. Reminds me of a car. Nica eeea  |
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Introvert Petunia
over 2 billion posts
Join date: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,065
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03-10-2006 05:26
From: Lucifer Baphomet Correct Mr Petunia.
Sean was mentioned in the first council of Nicaea. You have been around for a long, long time, haven't you? Did you stick around St. Petersburg when you saw it was time for a change? Did you ride a tank, hold a general's rank, when the Blitzkrieg raged? Are you a man of wealth and taste? Is every cop a criminal and all the sinners, saints? What is your name? I'm puzzled by the nature of your game but am nevertheless pleased to meet you. |
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Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
Join date: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 414
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03-10-2006 07:22
From: Introvert Petunia They were, however, unable to come to agreement as to where the Almighty obtained the BBQ sauce or if He merely willed it into being.
. God used Jack Daniel's #7 BBQ Sauce. |
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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03-10-2006 07:47
From: Introvert Petunia You have been around for a long, long time, haven't you?
Did you stick around St. Petersburg when you saw it was time for a change?
Did you ride a tank, hold a general's rank, when the Blitzkrieg raged?
Are you a man of wealth and taste?
Is every cop a criminal and all the sinners, saints?
What is your name?
I'm puzzled by the nature of your game but am nevertheless pleased to meet you. Mmhmm. And don't forget, he killed the Czar and his ministers, while Anastasia screamed in vain. In addition, he also watched with glee while our kings and queens (oh, and inept Presidents) fought for ten decades for the gods they made, as well as shouting out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" (But after all, it was you and me. Well, not ME; I was just a kid. It was YOU. But, uhm... that's not intended as a personal attack, so please don't take it as such.) P2 |
