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A Signmaker's Prayer

Sherrianne Hailey
Registered User
Join date: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 71
09-30-2005 06:56
Dear Lord,

Please find the guy who made the parentheses in most fonts hang way down below the baseline and do something bad to him.

Making his mouth seal up like Agent Smith did to Neo in Matrix might be a good start.

Your servant,

Sherri
Chosen Few
Alpha Channel Slave
Join date: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 7,496
09-30-2005 09:45
Dear Lord,

Thank you for inspiring the creators of the graphics programs that every signmaker uses to include the settings labelled "Baseline Shift", "Scale", "Kerning", and "Tracking", so that we may adjust font proportions and placement to fit our projects as we desire. Thank you also for inspiring those who have developed font editing and creation programs, such as High-Logic's Font Creator so that for as little as $65.00, those of us who may be unhappy with pre-existing fonts may modify them or create new ones in any way wer see fit. Please bless these people with smiles and good fortune, for they have enabled each of us to control our fonts any way we like.

Appreciatively,

Chosen Few
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
09-30-2005 10:04
From: GOD
Chosen and Sherrianne,
I will get to your requests as soon as I am done shooting lightening bolts at the maker's of both Word and Publisher.

Your God.


:)
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
09-30-2005 10:11
From: SATAN
Thanks for leaving me out of this

:cool:
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From: Khamon Fate
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
09-30-2005 10:42
From: SATAN

Thanks for leaving me out of this



From: GOD
Not so fast mister.....it seems YOU are the creator of Word and Publisher!


:eek:
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
09-30-2005 10:44
From: SATAN
blow Me
:D
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From: Khamon Fate
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

Bikers have more fun than people !
Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
09-30-2005 13:42
From: Bob Dobbs
Who wants a toke?
:d
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