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Impending Ceasefire in MiddleEast--For the wrong reasons

Dennis Bertone
Whitewater Nutcase
Join date: 20 Oct 2005
Posts: 164
08-11-2006 11:41
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51351
Mulch Ennui
15 Minutes are Over
Join date: 22 May 2005
Posts: 2,607
08-11-2006 11:45
please tell me you really get your news from television and that this was an honest mistake

please
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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,078
08-11-2006 11:49
From: Mulch Ennui
please tell me you really get your news from television and that this was an honest mistake

please



I get all my news from The Onion! They're the only honest source left!

-Ghoti
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"Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." ~ H.P. Lovecraft
Soleil Mirabeau
eh?
Join date: 6 Oct 2005
Posts: 995
08-11-2006 11:49
"Now the question becomes: What can we do to prevent this from ever happening?" Nasrallah said. "None of us want to live in a world in which we have to give up driving Israel into the sea, but we must face reality."


ahahahahahahaa. I <3 The Onion
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Dennis Bertone
Whitewater Nutcase
Join date: 20 Oct 2005
Posts: 164
08-11-2006 11:55
From: Mulch Ennui
please tell me you really get your news from television and that this was an honest mistake

please


The Onion knows.....

"A helpful list of rocket-fuel-conservation tips was issued by the Lebanese government in early June, but it was virtually ignored," Beirut Arab University environmental studies Professor Farid Issa said. "It suggested taking public transportation to the border to launch missiles, or simply gunning down Israelis with AK-47s. Instead, Hezbollah members chose to fire rockets from the convenience of their own backyards, as if rocket fuel grew on trees."